Getting pissed and the obnoxious person within

[Maha]

It happens to a percentage of people from time to time...:hug:

Whether it was last night/a week ago or even your very first night on the piss.
Its amusing to say the least, listening to what is said and how very thing can be righted or how things should be, when one is tippsy :blip:
All of a sudden, realising that you love everyone around you is a goodie!
Calling your ex at 4am to ask, what went wrong?
Wetting your pants and not giving a fuck, should send a message that you've had enough ;) call it a night....:zzzz:

One could even say that you get on everyones tits with your explaination of what your thoughts are about every subject, even though you are not in a position to speak on such matters....:crazy:

Alcohol can be a great leveler or even a ramrod that drives you further into the abyss, keep it up, its good fun at the time!!

What are your stories, come on fess up!!!

PS: Those little ditties above are not mine. I have never pissed my pants, well not that I know of....:whistle:

[MSTRS]

I have never pissed my pants, wel not that I know of....:whistle:

There was that time you coughed, though....

[007XX]

This should be good! :jerry:

[Maha]

There was that time you coughed, though....

Thats a trick and a half eh John?......:wari:

This should be good! :jerry:

Fingers..............and legs crossed.....;)

[Trudes]

I get real obnoxious, loud and uncouth, well, more so than normal. It's all in good fun though....:confused:

[007XX]

Fingers..............and legs crossed.....;)

:laugh:

I can honnestly say that I have never made an arse of myself in public while drunk.

I think the anally self conscious french upbringing is ingrained in me too deeply, and I would die of embarassment if I hadn't every time dragged my sorry arse to bed or in a corner to die out of my peers' view.

So I just drink a little or not at all, but remain in control pretty much at all time...yeah, yeah, I know: Boring uh?

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Dunno about obnoxious, but I do get mischievious....... brinking naughty.
I play alot of practical jokes while intoxicted, but trouble is most pissed people dont find it funny when "that crazy blonde bitch just spyked my drink with a tic tac" lol.....

Nor did the police find it funny when I totalled the front of thier 2 story station with toilet paper, round and round the rails, over the flag pole... can I get it up to the gutter????

Road cones (wheely bins are great too) being moved into the centre of the road so I can block of the road and instigate a street party....
And my fav, getting (other people not me!) people naked on the dance floor at nightclubs always makes for goof times... Fark I love Oamaru!!!! :spanking:

[Mom]

Dunno about obnoxious, but I do get mischievious....... brinking naughty.


We should get together for a bit of a session one of these days mate, you sound like hell fun to be around :D

I hate the ones that get really friendly when they are pissed. Years ago there was this bloke that simply could not keep his hands to himself when he was pissed. Turn around and there he would be leering in for a sloppy kiss or groping your tits. Hated him really, but had to put up as he was hubbys best mate. Used to get plenty pissed off with hubby too when he refused to tell this guy to lay off. One night he barred my way by standing in a doorway arms on the jambs and legs apart. He would not let me by, and kept taunting me with what you going to do about it. I kneed him in the balls good and hard, well his legs were spread, he dropped like a stone and I walked past him and got on with my evening.

He complained to my hubby about it and I got a telling off from him...wankers!

[Number One]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!

I always used to be the sober one that cleaned up everyone else - that got real old! I remember hauling one girlfriend up off the toilet floor trying to get her to pull her pants up so she could rejoin the party with some dignity(happened a lot with this particular one). She told me to 'fuck off bitch' - so I did and left her to it. She later came back to the party minus her pants DUMB BITCH that night was the final straw for me with her.

Now I have discovered booze I can and like to drink I tend to just get naughty, loud and uncouth...not much different to sober me really :eek:

I have been known to play tricks and do silly things too and I also hate the touchy feely lovey types - get the fuck outta my space and get your hands off me! BOOT!

Another drunken party trick of mine is to just go to sleep, well I do that mostly only when the party or company sucks - if you have small kids you know how it is....would rather get 40 winks than sit around pretending to enjoy myself. AND I can sleep right through a loud boozy party even when I'm right in the middle of it AND people are shrieking on about anal bleaching at the top of their voices :shutup: :lol:

I always sleep really really well too :2thumbsup

[portokiwi]

mmm I use to fet frisky after a few toooo many. I think thats why I like being the sober driver now:laugh:

[MsKABC]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!


Yeah, that's pretty bad alright, sounds like the kind of thing only a bloke would do.

I can honestly say I've never fallen asleep on the toilet slumped against the cubicle wall in a bar and had my best friend have to wake me up....much. :shifty:

[Maha]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!


I dont know why but here goes...

I wanted a piss once, very very wanted one, went into the public toilet and as I unziped to release said build up, I coughed and a bit of wee came out!!!....that was so cool :eek:

mmm I use to fet frisky after a few toooo many. I think thats why I like being the sober driver now:laugh:

Dont you mean 'Fet Grisky'??.....Hic!....:msn-wink:


Yeah, that's pretty bad alright, sounds like the kind of thing only a bloke would do.

I can honestly say I've never fallen asleep on the toilet slumped against the cubicle wall in a bar and had my best friend have to wake me up....much. :shifty:

Read above post to #1....only one of my party tricks....trouble is, I was sober at the time....:niceone:

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Dam it I knew someone would have seen me!!! Im sure I shut the door, but wait was it just the spining haze in my head?

[Maha]

On the Obnoxious side, I dont beleive (to date) that I have put a foot out of place, thats my story and I am sticking to it...well there was this one time but thats whole nother story, and my feet were out of place, way behind me as I recall.....

And yes, the mouth gets going too, what I ment to say was '' Katman is a shit hot to be around''...Love ya Steve....:msn-wink:

[Edbear]

:laugh:

I can honnestly say that I have never made an arse of myself in public while drunk.

I think the anally self conscious french upbringing is ingrained in me too deeply, and I would die of embarassment if I hadn't every time dragged my sorry arse to bed or in a corner to die out of my peers' view.

So I just drink a little or not at all, but remain in control pretty much at all time...yeah, yeah, I know: Boring uh?

Where do you get this "self-conscious French" bit from..? We have a French-Canadian lass at work and she's loud, proud and hilarious!


We should get together for a bit of a session one of these days mate, you sound like hell fun to be around :D

I hate the ones that get really friendly when they are pissed. Years ago there was this bloke that simply could not keep his hands to himself when he was pissed. Turn around and there he would be leering in for a sloppy kiss or groping your tits. Hated him really, but had to put up as he was hubbys best mate. Used to get plenty pissed off with hubby too when he refused to tell this guy to lay off. One night he barred my way by standing in a doorway arms on the jambs and legs apart. He would not let me by, and kept taunting me with what you going to do about it. I kneed him in the balls good and hard, well his legs were spread, he dropped like a stone and I walked past him and got on with my evening.

He complained to my hubby about it and I got a telling off from him...wankers!

With friends like that... I hope it was a really hard and satisfying kneeing!

I find it amusing to watch men converse with my wife when they like her, but not only is she good a deflecting unwanted attention, (She sidles up to me), but anyone trying it on with her gets the message from me. Fortunatley I don't have "friends" like your ex's.

[Mom]

With friends like that... I hope it was a really hard and satisfying kneeing!


It was! Funny thing about it all was, this bloke had been like it from day one. I used to complain to hubby about him, he used to say it is just Bill is all, get used to it.

When my marraige went splat, I bet you can not guess who the first person was that called me. I mean within the first week mate. Tugger, I told him in no uncertain terms exactly where he stood with me. Best thing is I never have to have anything to do with him again :yes:

[007XX]

On the Obnoxious side, I dont beleive (to date) that I have put a foot out of place

I've seen you inebriated a couple of times, and you are nothing but lovely to have a conversation with m'dear...same goes for that awesome wife of yours :love: She gets real cuddly!!!


Where do you get this "self-conscious French" bit from..? We have a French-Canadian lass at work and she's loud, proud and hilarious!

French canadians are a lot different than the French europeans...I'd prefer to have been canadian tbh...they have a nicer sense of humour and really don't take themselves all that seriously. They have nothing of "upper lip, arrogant" tightness that is so often a huge put off for anyone encountering the wrong french people.

I'm not saying they are all like that, but that I was mostly raised by one of those (step mother) and so it has affected certain parts of my behaviour and still does to a certain extent.




I find it amusing to watch men converse with my wife when they like her, but not only is she good a deflecting unwanted attention, (She sidles up to me), but anyone trying it on with her gets the message from me. Fortunatley I don't have "friends" like your ex's.

I've always prefered the jug of cold water on the groin approach...now, i just tell them what i think of them and give my beloved a certain look: he's wonderful at knowing when i need a timely entrance from him :clap:

[R6_kid]

Whatever thoughts and feelings you display when you are drunk have always been in your mind despite what people say. The only difference is that being drunk relieves your inhibitions and you miss out the thought proceess of the repercussions of what you might say.

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

It's the same with people that send 'drunk texts' that you can't understand. It's not that they can't text, they just can't be bothered taking the extra time to get the words right.

[Nasty]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!

.....

I always sleep really really well too :2thumbsup:

Even when I was drinking .. and for a while I did . .and rather well thought I .. I never had the total shame of pissing myself in public ... or any of that ... you are right there Number One I think that certainly is a one up on me too!!!

But I do know I slept like a bloody angel ....

[jrandom]

Whatever thoughts and feelings you display when you are drunk have always been in your mind despite what people say. The only difference is that being drunk relieves your inhibitions and you miss out the thought proceess of the repercussions of what you might say.

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

Pliny beat you to that insight, but put it a little more succinctly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vino_veritas).

[MsKABC]

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.


Is that actually true though I wonder? Just because a thought pops into your head, it doesn't mean to say you actually believe that thought, IYKWIM? When you're sober, you might dismiss that thought or opinion as being rubbish or not worth expressing, but when you're drunk you have no impulse control, so you wouldn't stop yourself from saying it.

[martybabe]

I don't get pissed any more, it takes too long to bounce back at my age. I don't remember most of my silly times but one sticks out.......

Had way too much to drink with a young lady new to my acquaintance and during a heavy petting session I was forced to retire to the toilet to hurl, trousers round my knees. My impressive new girl joined me on the toilet floor as I sang huey down the bowl, rubbing my back and there thereing.

As I proceeded to sporadically chuck away, I felt a lovely sensation in my uncovered nether regions and decided there and then that we would marry. What a woman I thought as I lifted my head temporarily from the bowl to gaze lovingly at my bride to be only to discover her Pet Alsation licking my balls :eek: :laugh:

[GurlRacer]

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts....

I'm normally the one picking people up, holding hair back in the toilet... or just the nominated sober driver.. The only time I've ever got myself into "trouble" drinking was with KB boys... so I learnt my lesson there :lol: Haven't drunk in... well, New Years. I try to behave myself....

[McJim]

I don't drink blended whisky any more (y'know - Teachers, J&B, Famous Grouse, Johnnie Walker etc.) coz when I do I risk facing charges and some poor fulla usually carries his teeth home in his hat. :(

[scumdog]

Road cones (wheely bins are great too) being moved into the centre of the road so I can block of the road ....


I'd shoot you if I caught you doing that.:Oi:

Childish twat.

[Mikkel]

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.

As such I have a hard time imagining what I would be like if I ever did get drunk, but I would have to assume I would be my usual considerate, softly spoken and polite self no matter the level of intoxication.

Then again, it's not likely to happen ever since I really dislike all things alcoholic and drunk people never said me anything. Parties and music makes my ears hurt.

:yes:

[MSTRS]

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.

As such I have a hard time imagining what I would be like if I ever did get drunk, but I would have to assume I would be my usual considerate, softly spoken and polite self no matter the level of intoxication.

Then again, it's not likely to happen ever since I really dislike all things alcoholic and drunk people never said me anything. Parties and music makes my ears hurt.

:yes:

Uh huh...and you don't tell porkies either.:spanking:

[Mom]

I've seen you inebriated a couple of times, and you are nothing but lovely to have a conversation with m'dear...same goes for that awesome wife of yours :love: She gets real cuddly!!!

Oh shucks :o Only cos you are so yummy to cuddle V.

[Maha]

Whatever thoughts and feelings you display when you are drunk have always been in your mind despite what people say. The only difference is that being drunk relieves your inhibitions and you miss out the thought proceess of the repercussions of what you might say.

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

It's the same with people that send 'drunk texts' that you can't understand. It's not that they can't text, they just can't be bothered taking the extra time to get the words right.

One can be suprised and remorseful when the next day arrives, and some things from the previous hours are pointed out. Surely, if someone says ''I didn't mean that, I was drunk'' is an apology?...if indeed they really are sorry for what they said?

But yes, what is said under the influence is pretty much on the money, dutch courage and all. Some find it difficult to say whats on their mind when sober....and yet, give em' a few tots and they're away, cant shut em' up...theres a young fulla up this way that fits that very mould.

[Maha]

Uh huh...and you don't tell porkies either.:spanking:

Yeah.....wind the clock back about 12 months eh???......OMG, what a nosie he did make!....:gob:

[MIXONE]

I've got this thing for dancing when it's a full moon and I'm partaking in a few JDs.
Unfortunately it's on things like chairs,tables,cars....

[Mom]

I've got this thing for dancing when it's a full moon and I'm partaking in a few JDs.
Unfortunately it's on things like chairs,tables,cars....

Do you take your clothes off when you do this? Reason for asking I used to know a guy that actually warned me that he liked to get naked and dance when he was pissed. My eyes will probably never recover from him doing russian dancing, bollicky naked :eek:

[yungatart]

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.

Then again, it's not likely to happen ever since I really dislike all things alcoholic and drunk people never said me anything. Parties and music makes my ears hurt.

:yes:

Several bottles of European beer, washed down with Appleton's, wasnt it? To be fair though, it was only one bottle of Appleton's :laugh:


Uh huh...and you don't tell porkies either.:spanking:
Aha....

Yeah.....wind the clock back about 12 months eh???......OMG, what a nosie he did make!....:gob:

Luckily he was too scared to get that amp out, eh? We'd have really been in trouble......
TBH, it was the 'help' putting the bikes away that I found really nerve wracking!
Aahhh, it was a great night, eh?

[Mom]

Aahhh, it was a great night, eh?

Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong :blip:

Gee we got in trouble though :spanking:

[yungatart]

Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong :blip:

Gee we got in trouble though :spanking:

Don't forget about the pigeon pie, either!
WTF was that about?

That was one angry bloke in his dressing gown, eh?:msn-wink:

[Mom]

Don't forget about the pigeon pie, either!
WTF was that about?

That was one angry bloke in his dressing gown, eh?:msn-wink:

Or the bongo drums, far out! There must be something in booze that helps you remember song lyrics really, really badly is all I can say. I never want to provoke the dressing gown wearer ever again :nono:

It was a great night indeed.

[PrincessBandit]

Pliny beat you to that insight, but put it a little more succinctly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vino_veritas).

Yep, nothing like a few drinks to loosen your tongue.....:msn-wink:

I don't get obnoxious when I drink (which is not very often to excess), but I do get very social. Being aware that I have a reasonably loud voice I've always been conscious of trying to talk quietly, but alcohol makes me forget! A couple of times I've "whispered" something to someone, when feeling particularly "social", only to have my kids look at me mortified and go "geez mum, you're sooooo embarrassing". (Yes, on the rare occasion I've been pickled my kids have been around - older teens, btw).

On the even rarer occasion I've had a few without hubby or kids around I'm actually paranoid about my behaviour as inhibitions just fly out the window...

[slofox]

I nivva shay shay shay...anyshing osh...oshbin...obshinoshish whenmmdrung..nivva gedrung kneeway......

[Maha]

I nivva shay shay shay...anyshing osh...oshbin...obshinoshish whenmmdrung..nivva gedrung kneeway......

People understand exactly what you saying when speaking 'Liqour Lingo'...:laugh: they dont get it, but they understand.

[Tank]

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.


hmmmm - any chance you could explain the goofy grin, bottle of beer and rubber chicken?

edit: Bloody good night was had by all tho'

[Trudes]

The pisseder I get the funnier I think I am!!:whistle:

[kevfromcoro]

Got a mate who wanted a piss in the middle of the nite.
got up and opened the fridge..light came on.. and pissed in the fridge.
thought he was out the backdoor

[Number One]

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.

As such I have a hard time imagining what I would be like if I ever did get drunk, but I would have to assume I would be my usual considerate, softly spoken and polite self no matter the level of intoxication.

Oh really? Funny you should say all that as I remember a very different drinking Mikkel when you were down our way.....

[Katman]

And yes, the mouth gets going too, what I ment to say was '' Katman is a shit hot to be around''...Love ya Steve....:msn-wink:

Awwww, shucks.

:love:

[fire eyes]

When I used to drink I was loud and happy to begin with .. then got louder .. ohh it was terrible .. Im not normally a loud person .. so a little alcohol and I would let loose .. not pretty .. hence one of the reasons I stopped altogether :laugh:

[R6_kid]

When you're sober, you might dismiss that thought or opinion as being rubbish or not worth expressing, but when you're drunk you have no impulse control, so you wouldn't stop yourself from saying it.

I think you answered your own question.

I'm talking about saying actual offensive things, properly offending people, telling them your true thoughts. Not being a dick and running your mouth pissing people off. Even then you're just being yourself minus the inhibition.

[SARGE]

i dont drink to excess....

[Mikkel]

Uh huh...and you don't tell porkies either.:spanking:

Never, and that is the naked truth.


Yeah.....wind the clock back about 12 months eh???......OMG, what a nosie he did make!....:gob:

I'll grant that I don't always go to bed early. And John was looking way too young for his rather advanced age, gee 50 is A LOT. So I was just trying to bring balance to the matter.


hmmmm - any chance you could explain the goofy grin, bottle of beer and rubber chicken?

edit: Bloody good night was had by all tho'

One beer. And we had just come back from a nice ride in the rain, what's not to grin at? And I have never claimed I didn't have a fetish for rubber chicken, after all, I do like my Monty Python.

I wasn't the one went to bed with another guy on an air mattress in the garage though... ;)


Oh really? Funny you should say all that as I remember a very different drinking Mikkel when you were down our way.....

Down? :scratch:

You frenchies have got it all upside-down :yes:

[007XX]

Oh shucks :o Only cos you are so yummy to cuddle V.

Lu ya too mate:msn-wink:




But yes, what is said under the influence is pretty much on the money, dutch courage and all. Some find it difficult to say whats on their mind when sober....and yet, give em' a few tots and they're away, cant shut em' up...theres a young fulla up this way that fits that very mould.

i never have any problems saying what's on my mind, but it often comes out maybe a tinge less diplomatic when I've had a few :innocent:


I've got this thing for dancing when it's a full moon and I'm partaking in a few JDs.
Unfortunately it's on things like chairs,tables,cars....

:gob: You too?? Oh we definitely will have to test that one of those days!


Several bottles of European beer, washed down with Appleton's, wasnt it? To be fair though, it was only one bottle of Appleton's :laugh:


Ok, the selection of european beers were kind of my fault, but the Jaggermeister that floated in there mid evening was all Hxc's...and yes, a whole bottle (neat) of rum :sick:



Down? :scratch:

You frenchies have got it all upside-down :yes:

She ain't from around my neck of the woods...closer to yours I believe :bleh:

[Maha]

i never have any problems saying what's on my mind, but it often comes out maybe a tinge less diplomatic when I've had a few :innocent:



Ahhhhhh yes, the old ''shit I may have misunderstood that'' creeps in when you least expect it at times..:whistle:

And some comments are purely farbricated in the days following....booze eh!!! sometimes its best to drink less....;)

[Burtha]

Holey cow. I've been pissed more times than I can recall.
BTW: YOUR ALL WELCOME AT MY PLACE FOR A DRINKIES WHEN ARRANGED IF A GROUP IS EVER IN NELSON

I love making cocktails and shooters etc but I don't drink like I used too - too hard to recover from nowdays.
Too many stories - don't recall peeing da pants.

Am good at spouting on, joking around, getting all hyped up etc so I revert to being a teenager ie; an ehanced version of my normal self I guess.

Give me a few drinks and I'll tell you a few drinking stories !!!
:drinknsin

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!


Yeah, that's pretty bad alright, sounds like the kind of thing only a bloke would do.




Even when I was drinking .. and for a while I did . .and rather well thought I .. I never had the total shame of pissing myself in public ... or any of that ... you are right there Number One I think that certainly is a one up on me too!!!


Congratulation guys you have now join the three m puppet show. Please read on.

[Nasty]

Congratulation guys you have now join the three m puppet show. Please read on.

Is that Busa Pete or Mrs Busa Pete ... just want to know who I am quoting.

Crikey ... why would you upset about people talking about people pissing themselves in public .... makes me wonder really ... but then again that I didn't and drank heaps .. I personally find it rather gross that others don't is their opinion! It seems people having their own opinion is the propblem when it doesn't add to yours. (sigh) So you better add me again to the puppet show ...

Oh well .. it used to be the 3 m and n ... so I guess you had demoted me for a while ... or were actually over it (not that i think that would happen I think you just forgot).

[vifferman]

I have many stories, most of them not good. Got pissed for the first time at 13, and there were many ugly moments after that.
Now it seems I need to drink to mellow out - helps with anxiety. I've even considered having a drink before or during work. :blink:
Reminds me of a receptionist I used to work with years ago in The Tron - she wasn't too happy with her job, so used to have a joint before work...

[Mrs Busa Pete]

It happens to a percentage of people from time to time...:hug:

Whether it was last night/a week ago or even your very first night on the piss.
Its amusing to say the least, listening to what is said and how very thing can be righted or how things should be, when one is tippsy :blip:
All of a sudden, realising that you love everyone around you is a goodie!
Calling your ex at 4am to ask, what went wrong?
Wetting your pants and not giving a fuck should sends a message that you've had enough ;) call it a night....:zzzz:

One could even say that you get on everyones tits with your explaination of what your thoughts are about every subject, even though you are not in a position to speak on such matters....:crazy:

Alcohol can be a great leveler or even a ramrod that drives you further into the abyss, keep it up, its good fun at the time!!

What are your stories, come on fess up!!!

PS: Those little ditties above are not mine. I have never pissed my pants, well not that I know of....:whistle:



It is a sad day for kb when a member goes so far to hurt and humilate a member all because they herd the truth and they didn't like it. So they use there little (Anti) social group to back them up. Guys stick to disscussing oh me my dad is gettng married topics

As i believe it this member had a cancerous groth the size of a small watermalon that was causing alsorts of problem and if they where drinking then they dame well deserved to with what they where going through. A true friend would of told the person what had happened. No wonder they won't go to anymore of there partys

We can priese the lord that this person is around to read this post but we can hanger our head in shame that they had to be hurt in this childish manner :2thumbsupto you guys . Go have another drink and think of another member to hurt.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Is that Busa Pete or Mrs Busa Pete ... just want to know who I am quoting.

Crikey ... why would you upset about people talking about people pissing themselves in public .... makes me wonder really ... but then again that I didn't and drank heaps .. I personally find it rather gross that others don't is their opinion! It seems people having their own opinion is the propblem when it doesn't add to yours. (sigh) So you better add me again to the puppet show ...

Oh well .. it used to be the 3 m and n ... so I guess you had demoted me for a while ... or were actually over it (not that i think that would happen I think you just forgot).

Sorry none of that makes any sence. Can i ask what last html by nasty means and why suddenly this had to go to piontless dribble.

[Nasty]

OP request the move .. happy to move to rant and rave again.

[Trudes]

FFS!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m35/opendna/lolcat.jpg
Grow up you lot.

[Maha]

It is a sad day for kb when a member goes so far to hurt and humilate a member all because they herd the truth and they didn't like it. So they use there little (Anti) social group to back them up. Guys stick to disscussing oh me my dad is gettng married topics

As i believe it this member had a cancerous groth the size of a small watermalon that was causing alsorts of problem and if they where drinking then they dame well deserved to with what they where going through. A true friend would of told the person what had happened. No wonder they won't go to anymore of there partys

We can priese the lord that this person is around to read this post but we can hanger our head in shame that they had to be hurt in this childish manner :2thumbsupto you guys . Go have another drink and think of another member to hurt.

I am assuming that you somehow think this thread is about you?
Point me in the direction on how you came to this conclusion....
I am the one who started this thread, and it came about by way of an email we got about 10 days ago regarding Tequila and the the effects it can have you when you drink it, if I knew how put it on KB I would, alas, my computer skills are limted and dont extend that far, maybe I will get Anne to post it. Then that should clear up once and for all you delusion about this thread.

Do I now have to justify very thread I start and or add a disclamer?....Heres a thought, put me on ingore.

EDIT: Found it on Youtube, its in post 61.

[Tank]

I am assuming that you somehow think this thread is about you?


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[Maha]

This is where the idea for this thread came from, I am not interested in getting into any online crap with others about the origins of what I post, so enjoy this little ditty, its pretty funny and kinda.....true!


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[Nasty]

Fark funny .. yup called not ex lovers .. but mum and 2 am or 3 am .. remember it well!!!!

[Burtha]

FFS!
Grow up you lot.

I is agreeings ... and now thinks i need a drink !!!

:wacko::crazy::eek5:

tequila ...! :D

[yungatart]

I'm confused...I'm just gonna go and pour me a drink.....

[Number One]

Congratulation guys you have now join the three m puppet show. Please read on.
WTF are you on about?! I have seen many many people piss their pants because they are pissed....just never done it myself!

Not sure what your issue is but see someone about it pronto!

[AD345]

Right

Not sure what the last few posts have been about but the Op wanted stories about being under the influence.

One of the few that I can relate in mixed company goes back to when I was working in a cannery in Central Otago many moons ago.

We were having the Xmas drinks at one of the local pubs - the boys and I in the public bar and the managers and the like in the lounge bar.

After a [period of time] drinking and playing pool I decided to wander into the lounge bar and have a bit of a yarn with the folk there.

Now.........I am to this day uncertain as to what thought process actually led me to this but after a few minutes I decided to add a bit of entertainment with a song or a joke or a story.

Racking my brains I decided to do a little bit of Arlo Guthrie. A wee song that goes for......15 minutes. So there I stood (swayed) and belted out "Alices Restaurant"

In 3 part harmony

with full orchestration....

[Mom]

Right

Not sure what the last few posts have been about but the Op wanted stories about being under the influence.

One of the few that I can relate in mixed company goes back to when I was working in a cannery in Central Otago many moons ago.

We were having the Xmas drinks at one of the local pubs - the boys and I in the public bar and the managers and the like in the lounge bar.

After a [period of time] drinking and playing pool I decided to wander into the lounge bar and have a bit of a yarn with the folk there.

Now.........I am to this day uncertain as to what thought process actually led me to this but after a few minutes I decided to add a bit of entertainment with a song or a joke or a story.

Racking my brains I decided to do a little bit of Arlo Guthrie. A wee song that goes for......15 minutes. So there I stood (swayed) and belted out "Alices Restaurant"

In 3 part harmony

with full orchestration....


Ooops! Nothing to be ashamed about at all there :sunny:

I tend to be a lover not a fighter when I have a few under my belt as others have attested to, but, I can also be fairly not nice too really. Luckily the former outweighs the latter.

If it makes you feel any better I once did a tap dance to on the "Good Ship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple, complete with really good singing, directly after giving my own personal redition of "Wild Thing" by The Trogs at an after Early Childhood Education Conference knees up in Welly town. OMG!!! :o

[Maha]

Last July I managed to get through a Bottle of Appletons in an afternoon (not a record by any means, eh Mikkel?) and then fell over in the rain on the back deck, falling on my left shoulder while holding a wooden deck chair, yeah didn't want to let that go!!....so there I was, lying in the rain, thinking ''this feels very weird, not to mention wet"!...turns out, I had done something to my rotocuff? or rotacuff?...took six months to really come right.

Damn booze!!!!....:Punk:

[MIXONE]

I thought this thread was about the stupid shit some of us will own up to doing when to many sheets to the wind.I could probably write a volume similar to War and Peace myself but modesty forbids.
I have however managed to keep my clothes on at all times!
Except maybe there was that one time at band camp......

[Number One]

enjoy this little ditty, its pretty funny and kinda.....true!

:lol:

http://www.ianchadwick.com/tequila/images/tequila_poster_03.jpg

[Mom]

Except maybe there was that one time at band camp......

Ok, you started it, now you have to finish it :laugh:

Have seen some really funny pissed people in my time though. Funniest is when they attempt to deny what they did after the fact. Photographic evidence usually gets them to come clean...:devil2:

[Mikkel]

Last July I managed to get through a Bottle of Appletons in an afternoon (not a record by any means, eh Mikkel?) and then fell over in the rain on the back deck, falling on my left shoulder while holding a wooden deck chair, yeah didn't want to let that go!!....so there I was, lying in the rain, thinking ''this feels very weird, not to mention wet"!...turns out, I had done something to my rotocuff? or rotacuff?...took six months to really come right.

Dunno, sounds like you were doing alright. Remember kids, it's not how much you can drink, it's how drunk you can get that matters! :yes:

To paraphrase another great quote, Douglas Adams or W.C. Fields I think: "If you can lie down without having to hold onto to something you aren't properly drunk yet."

[MSTRS]

I think it was Dean Martin who said that

[Mom]

Dunno, sounds like you were doing alright. Remember kids, it's not how much you can drink, it's how drunk you can get that matters! :yes:

To paraphrase another great quote, Douglas Adams or W.C. Fields I think: "If you can lie down without having to hold onto to something you aren't properly drunk yet."

I remember finding a friend of mine lying on a sunlounger, completely naked, holding on to the retaining wall beside her. I tried to get her to get up so I could put her to bed, she politely told me to Fuck Off! She had just managed to stop the world from spinning, she was not moving. I scouted around and found a teatowel and sort of covered her up (modesty and all that) and left her to it. :sunny:

[martybabe]

Thinking about the person within.....On the few occasions I've been out on the booze cruise with my sons it has become apparent that I have the full spectrum of stereo typical drunken behaviour right here in my very own gene pool.

The youngest is guaranteed to wanna fight everything in sight,even though he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag.
The oldest just want's to sleep everywhere, strip club, dance floor etc. and the middle sensible one just want's to do everything his sane and respectable life restrains him from doing. Like boating on a park lake at 2 in the morning or eating curry through his nose and putting chips in his ears. It makes for an interesting night out but I think I preferred it when we just made sand castles on the beach. :yes:

[Big Dave]

I'm the same straight or messed up. Just slurr slightly after a quart of JD.

[Mom]

I'm the same straight or messed up. Just slurr slightly after a quart of JD.

Does the slur come with a slight lean to starboard too <_<

[Grahameeboy]

I never get pissed so not really sure who I could be.......

[MSTRS]

I never get pissed so not really sure who I could be.......

You don't need to be...opinionated and argumentative seems to come natural.
:bleh:

[Big Dave]

Does the slur come with a slight lean to starboard too <_<

Usual deterioration of motor skills.


PFO is an accepted abbreviation in medical notes.
Pissed and Fell Over.

[Maha]

You don't need to be...opinionated and argumentative seems to come natural.
:bleh:

No its not, yes it is, no its not, yes it is, no its not, it bloody well is!!!

Well thats my opinion.....:shifty:

[rosie631]

We should get together for a bit of a session one of these days mate, you sound like hell fun to be around :D

I hate the ones that get really friendly when they are pissed. Years ago there was this bloke that simply could not keep his hands to himself when he was pissed. Turn around and there he would be leering in for a sloppy kiss or groping your tits. Hated him really, but had to put up as he was hubbys best mate. Used to get plenty pissed off with hubby too when he refused to tell this guy to lay off. One night he barred my way by standing in a doorway arms on the jambs and legs apart. He would not let me by, and kept taunting me with what you going to do about it. I kneed him in the balls good and hard, well his legs were spread, he dropped like a stone and I walked past him and got on with my evening.

He complained to my hubby about it and I got a telling off from him...wankers!

LMAO. Nice one.:eek:

[Grahameeboy]

You don't need to be...opinionated and argumentative seems to come natural.
:bleh:

Like Jesus you mean :whistle:

[007XX]

Like Jesus you mean :whistle:

Dang, then I must be a natural ecclesiastic in denial if that's the two main requirements :innocent: *luf ya Graham...*

I finally remembered the last time I seriously had a drink and ended up with the world spinning around me...

Cold Kiwi 4 years ago. Hubby, myself and a mate rode down on a sunny Friday afternoon to the CK site. I was pillioning still back then, and it was the first time I went to a CK with these two arriving on site at the same time.
Rule of thumb: Put the tent up first right?

Well, what they didn't tell me was that after each peg installed, a big gulp of alcohol was ceremoniously ingested by all parties.

I hadn't eaten for about 5 hours by then and well...not usually drinking, I went down in flame like the Hindenburg zeppelin within about an hour of these two pouring alcohol and yapping, even though I was often timidly asking for some food :bye:

Ended up stumbling at 7pm in the tent, and promptly managed to pass out, much to my great shame :drinknsin

My two lovely drinking mates remorsefully went to get me a two minute noodle soup which I was by then completely incapable to of ingesting and just proceeded to hug in between bouts of unconsciousness. I'd wake up, have a nmouthfull and lie down again as I'd proceed to pass out again.

Now, they know to feed me first :D