Line pole for wheel or no?

[chelseapar]

ok
Can line face pole that connect wheel.
Me crash one more time. Me strike house for letter. Curve pole for wheel. Can I line? Breaked me arm on house same instance. 6 week no ride.:weep:

No line pole then can I purchase new?

Sorry not say address. People no like me. Not healthy

[paturoa]

That is the best thread starter all day!

I have no idea what it is about (not unusual in itself), but I did laugh.

[paturoa]

Bent forks?

[Virago]

Bent forks?

Or a warped sense of humour...?

[scumdog]

Or a warped sense of humour...?

Or plain warped???

[chelseapar]

Bent forks?

Yes sorry it bent. No fork but. What this have do for eat? Not it for pole hold face wheel. 2 is bent. I laugh you understand i ask for bent fork. :wari: what for knife?:wari:

no my bent is 2 pole for face wheel
thank you

[Virago]

You bike take to motorcycle shop.

Tell nice man to fork off, and get fork.

[3umph]

face pole??? is that his nose or his nickname for his pecker???

maybe had an erection at time of crash :lol:

[Rodney007]

Yes sorry it bent. No fork but. What this have do for eat? Not it for pole hold face wheel. 2 is bent. I laugh you understand i ask for bent fork. :wari: what for knife?:wari:

no my bent is 2 pole for face wheel
thank you

oh that what you meant,

[chelseapar]

no people possible help?

[scumdog]

no people possible help?

Nah matey, sadly not for thee.........

[3umph]

no people possible help?

maybe a picture would help of what you are after as unfortunately your English communication skills seems not as good as your riding skills.....

a picture can paint a thousand words....

[Ixion]

I am not sure if this is a pisstake or not , I notice that the Op's command of Engrish seems to be staedily diminishing.

But , on the assumption it is not, my interpretation of the original post is :

" I have crashed again, I hit the letterbox. I broke my arm and cannot ride for 6 weeks. Also I appear to have bent the front forks . I wish to know if I can straighten them"

The "poles" which connect the "face" (front ?) wheel are called forks. No , I don't know why, yes it is an odd name for them .

The answer is "possibly". They may be twisted rather than bent. If only twisted they can be straightened cheaply and easily. If the forks (the "poles") are actually bent they will probably need to be replaced with new ones, or secondhand ones froma wrecker. Either may be difficult to find. The "poles" can be straightened but you will have diffculty in this age finding someone willing to do it.

[3umph]

I am not sure if this is a pisstake or not , I notice that the Op's command of Engrish seems to be staedily diminishing.

But , on the assumption it is not, my interpretation of the original post is :

" I have crashed again, I hit the letterbox. I broke my arm and cannot ride for 6 weeks. Also I appear to have bent the front forks . I wish to know if I can straighten them"

The "poles" which connect the "face" (front ?) wheel are called forks. No , I don't know why, yes it is an odd name for them .

The answer is "possibly". They may be twisted rather than bent. If only twisted they can be straightened cheaply and easily. If the forks (the "poles") are actually bent they will probably need to be replaced with new ones, or secondhand ones froma wrecker. Either may be difficult to find. The "poles" can be straightened but you will have diffculty in this age finding someone willing to do it.

Translation 101.... :lol:

[chelseapar]

I am not sure if this is a pisstake or not , I notice that the Op's command of Engrish seems to be staedily diminishing.

But , on the assumption it is not, my interpretation of the original post is :

" I have crashed again, I hit the letterbox. I broke my arm and cannot ride for 6 weeks. Also I appear to have bent the front forks . I wish to know if I can straighten them"

The "poles" which connect the "face" (front ?) wheel are called forks. No , I don't know why, yes it is an odd name for them .

The answer is "possibly". They may be twisted rather than bent. If only twisted they can be straightened cheaply and easily. If the forks (the "poles") are actually bent they will probably need to be replaced with new ones, or secondhand ones froma wrecker. Either may be difficult to find. The "poles" can be straightened but you will have diffculty in this age finding someone willing to do it.

ok apology. English confuseing for so many 2 word definition. Yes, front (apology incorrect me say face) fork bent. What use for debend? thanks you Ixion. For motorcycle shop debend fork? I am inadequate for my arm not complete for me.

[Mom]

ok
Can line face pole that connect wheel.
Me crash one more time. Me strike house for letter. Curve pole for wheel. Can I line? Breaked me arm on house same instance. 6 week no ride.:weep:

No line pole then can I purchase new?

Sorry not say address. People no like me. Not healthy

You need to invest in one of them time machines mate, and turn the clock back till when you decided to get into biking and then join this forum. Before you start back on the forward journey you may want to brush up a tiny little bit on your England and take a few riding lessons to boot.

[Ixion]

ok apology. English confuseing for so many 2 word definition. Yes, front (apology incorrect me say face) fork bent. What use for debend? thanks you Ixion. For motorcycle shop debend fork? I am inadequate for my arm not complete for me.

Yes, motorcycle shop. Needs BLOODY BIG HAMMER.

[Maha]

Yes possible people help, ok English confuseing 2 word definition. Yes/no front fork bent. What use for debend? a debender! Inadequate completely for you. Your spell good but, why make understand hard?

[Hitcher]

Look! Moss still dying! Look! I still walk away!

[Virago]

...What use for debend? a debender!...

Oh yes, I'm the great debender
Debending that I'm doing well
My need is such, I debend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell...

[chelseapar]

Thanks you Ixion. I take motorcycle shop. Why no people want help? They all try funny. Why is people such vacuous on New Zealand web? You funny that I felled? You no mercy. Not nice people.

Ixion, how i find for wheel bend? thanks you one more time

[Ixion]

Motorcycle shop can check the wheel also. Unlikely to be bent.

[sharky]

Bloody classic! Please continue.......:rofl:

[greminn]

Look! Moss still dying! Look! I still walk away!

FARK!! That is the best thing i have read so far on KB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Still laughing!

[Ixion]

Thanks you Ixion. I take motorcycle shop. Why no people want help? They all try funny. Why is people such vacuous on New Zealand web? You funny that I felled? You no mercy. Not nice people.

Ixion, how i find for wheel bend? thanks you one more time

Habla Espanol ?