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SpankMe
2nd October 2003, 20:37
:doh: Forgot my girlfriends birthday. :shit: Again. :disapint:

curious george
2nd October 2003, 21:01
O.K. NO problem.
1: Flowers
2: Chocolate/dinner out
3: Oil change after pukekohe on Sunday:)

All is forgiven

Lee Rusty
2nd October 2003, 23:26
ya still by her pies and shags her don't ya.

What's she got to complain about,

Some women just don't know that forgetting their birthday
is a true sign of Luv.

NZred
3rd October 2003, 07:38
Originally posted by Lee Rusty
What's she got to complain about,

Some women just don't know that forgetting their birthday
is a true sign of Luv.

 :confused:  Women,.. they expect you to remember the birthday,.. but not how many of them that they have under there belt,.. and .. GEZZZ.. don't remind them.:rolleyes:

What?
3rd October 2003, 08:38
Ain't THAT the truth... :gob:

DeanOh
3rd October 2003, 12:56
Originally posted by SpankMe
:doh: Forgot my girlfriends birthday. :shit: Again. :disapint:



hahahaaa......sorry im taking pleasure in someone elses impending loss of sexual privelges.
:D

wari
4th October 2003, 11:25
Originally posted by SpankMe
:doh: Forgot my girlfriends birthday. :shit: Again. :disapint:

Do girls HAVE birthdays ??!!! ... when did that start ?

Lee Rusty
4th October 2003, 17:41
the first 21 are ok the next 21 take them to 29 the next 21 take them to 49

Shielas just dont count right

SpankMe
4th October 2003, 17:46
One chocolate birthday cake later, and all is forgiven :D

<center><img src="http://www.sv-portal.com/images/birthday.jpg"></center>

Indiana_Jones
14th August 2006, 23:40
w00t! teh day is saved.

-Indy

Qkkid
14th August 2006, 23:45
O.K. NO problem.
1: Flowers
2: Chocolate/dinner out
3: Oil change after pukekohe on Sunday:)

All is forgiven
:nono:
1:flowers
2:chocolate/dinner
3:No Pukekohe on Sunday spend it with her doing what she wants to do
(good brownie points):blip:

SpankMe
14th August 2006, 23:57
It's been three years, so I think I have been fully forgiven. :innocent:

BeakerRAT
15th August 2006, 00:01
Dude, you Da Man. When I read the first post I thought damn you are screwed (or not, ever again). Nice save, will PM you for advise the next time I screw up (expect a PM soon)

John Banks
15th August 2006, 00:03
Girlfriends have memories like elephants for forgotten birthdays, though.

(Thus, you'll need to get her a mouse)

Brian d marge
15th August 2006, 00:05
you fogot a birthday ? I do that every year ,,,no probs that one, its the small ones that explode into something akin to Dantes inferno
Ill give you an example; I was cleaning some crankcases in the Kitchen the other day ,, boiling the crankshafts in soapy water , using the biggest pot I could find , and then the crank cases were in the sink in boiling water ,

Now I have been doing this for years, so I thought I had it all covered

Not

She came home smelt the cloth I used to wipe everything clean then went balistic over the oil smell in the house. then the 2nd stage burner kicked in when she found that her washing up liquid/powder had disappeared,

The only thing that she didnt find was the pot I had used ( cooking pot that is!)

I mean the place was spotless.

The only thing that saved me from a week of Hell was the fact I fixed her cooker ...works a treat now, she stopped shouting sometime yesterday ( not sure I use a Ipod to stop the noise )

Sleep help, I fall asleep and the noise goes away ,,,,,

Well done on that choco cake it looks good, you make it yourself??

Stephen

Qkkid
15th August 2006, 00:13
It's been three years, so I think I have been fully forgiven. :innocent:

:gob: Im not sure if i should red rep ya:innocent: for forgetting :nya:

Lou Girardin
15th August 2006, 10:56
One chocolate birthday cake later, and all is forgiven :D

<center><img src="http://www.sv-portal.com/images/birthday.jpg"></center>

What's with the T shirt Spank?
A reminder?
Perhaps she should get one that says Birthday.

spudchucka
15th August 2006, 11:12
Girlfriends have memories like elephants for forgotten birthdays, though.

(Thus, you'll need to get her a mouse)

The rule in my house is that anything that happened more than six months ago is inadmissible evidence in any current domestic debates.

ManDownUnder
15th August 2006, 11:30
LMAO... 3 year old thread, dredged back to life by Indy...

Spank - cron is your friend... cron a message to yourself the 3 days before (allowing for weekends), or the weekday before or... whatever the hell you can do with cron - I can't remember it all...

ManDownUnder
15th August 2006, 11:31
What's with the T shirt Spank?
A reminder?
Perhaps she should get one that says Birthday.

It's short for Chocolate isn't it?

Swoop
15th August 2006, 12:20
Go Indy!
The art of thread dredging has been taken to another level...:shit:

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
15th August 2006, 12:34
Geeez. Once is a mistake, twice is utter stupidity!! lol
At least you made amends.

My exhusband use to got out of his way, I'm convinced of it, to make my one special day an absolute nitemare. Once he arranged dinner and barely bothered to turn up - we went to it separately!! Then couldn't understand why I really wasn't speaking to him!
Last one wasn't too pleasant either so in future I just aint telling any prospective partner when it actually is - that way they can't ruin it for me.

Indiana_Jones
15th August 2006, 12:34
<img src="http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Ballard_Robert.jpg" align="centre" vspace="10" hspace="10">

What Dr. Robert Ballard does for ships,


Indy does for threads.

-Indy

FzerozeroT
15th August 2006, 12:36
w00t! teh day is saved.

-Indy

Who's the noob now!

<img src=http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=39316&d=1155602255>

ok, so I can't get image tags to work, I suppose that makes me a noob too :(

HAHA, got them working (with a little help)

Lou Girardin
15th August 2006, 17:03
It's short for Chocolate isn't it?

Dunno, but I chew chocolate.

dawnrazor
15th August 2006, 17:15
:doh: Forgot my girlfriends birthday. :shit: Again. :disapint:

My mate did the same, except he went out the night before ended up in showgirls, came home at 4am, passed out on the couch - was woken up by his wife beating the shit out of him with a plastic baseball bat. Then his wife finds a red satin G-string in his pocket of his jeans :gob: the beatings continued...well actually they haven't stopped and that was 3 years ago, ture.

Colapop
15th August 2006, 17:17
It must be short for ice cream? Either way I'd lick it!

Skyryder
15th August 2006, 17:19
I've been married for over thirty years and still can not get it right. I've got round the problem by one of two ways; ask the kids or get something thereabout's the date. Never forget our wedding date. Funny that.

Skyryder