How to wear your hemlet

[Biff]

Or should I say how not to wear your helmet.

Apologies if you've seen this before. But it cracks me up everytime I see it.

[Sniper]

Hehehe, fell off my chair, hehehe

[jrandom]

Yes, we've seen it before. I posted it ages ago. :bleh:

But there's no easy way to figure that out, so I'm letting you off the hook.

Hmm.

Hey, Spank! How about a feature that runs MD5 or SHA1 or summat on an attachment, and checks against a database of hashes on all previous attachments, and warns the poster if this file has been attached to a forum message in the past, with an appropriate link?

You'd have to preprocess everything to date as well as coding up the new feature, but it shouldn't be more than a whole Saturday's work. It's not like you have a real life, or anything, is it? :2thumbsup

[bear]

Good stuff - there's always one!

[Sniper]

Yes, we've seen it before. I posted it ages ago. :bleh:

But there's no easy way to figure that out, so I'm letting you off the hook.

Hmm.

Hey, Spank! How about a feature that runs MD5 or SHA1 or summat on an attachment, and checks against a database of hashes on all previous attachments, and warns the poster if this file has been attached to a forum message in the past, with an appropriate link?

You'd have to preprocess everything to date as well as coding up the new feature, but it shouldn't be more than a whole Saturday's work. It's not like you have a real life, or anything, is it? :2thumbsup


Most attachments may have different file names so it may work :banana:

[jrandom]

Most attachments may have different file names so it may work :banana:

SMACK!

Tut. Read my post again, grasshopper, slowly, and then Google 'hash algorithms'.

You owe the Oracle two pints of Guinness and a Scotch egg.

[Edit: Actually, you owe the Oracle a smack in t'head. I read your post as negatory to what you were actually saying. I have no idea why.]

[ching_ching]

Hang on gang, that can't be right. She hasn't got blonde hair though!:confused: :shake:

[Mongoose]

Unfortunately here in the deep south, we have been known to NOT have to rely on internet pics to see such sights. Suffice to say the helmet wearer was NOT a KBer, or for that matter a biker. He did however wonder how us M/cyclists could wear such an uncomfortable thing for lengthy periods of time.

[sAsLEX]

You'd have to preprocess everything to date as well as coding up the new feature, but it shouldn't be more than a whole Saturday's work. It's not like you have a real life, or anything, is it? :2thumbsup


Bloody hell you should be offering!

[Indiana_Jones]

I only wear my Aviator's for protection :D
Well maybe A helmet too lol

-Indy