Sometimes a kiss is better than a BJ

[Tank]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/31/woman-who-bit-off-boyfriend-s-tongue-jailed-for-three-years-115875-21242892/

[Blackshear]

How could a smootch, possibly be be-

What a sick little puppy!

[Mikkel]

That is truly horrid, holy crap.

[cc rider]

"She opened her mouth, and my tongue was in her mouth. She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days. An mmmm sound."

Holy Fucking Crap, Batman!

I drink a lot of tea -I think I'll take up, shit, not drinking.

That is one sick bitch :sick:

[<G>]

The most disturbing part of that article is that they were "planning" on having a baby.

[mattian]

I've had a couple of "biters" before. The gal I'm currently seeing loves to bite my bum!!! I have no idea why..... she said she just finds it so adorable. I'm sure shes going to take a chunk out of it someday.
I hope I haven't shared too much information :Oops:

[Shadows]

Who the fuck in their right mind would want to stick his tongue in any orifice belonging to that?

Even after two bottles of vodka.

[cc rider]

Who the fuck in their right mind would want to stick his tongue in any orifice belonging to that?

Even after two bottles of vodka.

Who'd want to stick any part of themselves anywhere near possible said orifices. :sick:

I think you hit it on the head Shadows 'right mind' - not happening there I'm guessin' & I'm for crackin a bottle over each of their heads :bash:

[DIN PELENDA]

Just look at size of her she was just hungry !

[Patch]

that'll teach him for kissing something that feckn ugly - he shoulda stuck to putting his lips on the bottle