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Swoop
1st April 2009, 11:36
Bugger me! I know that the mother-in-law jokes are invented for a reason, but this is a seriously tough woman to kill!!!!!
:done:


Mother-in-law attacked with anti-tank missile launcher (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10564555)
8:15AM Wednesday Apr 01, 2009

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.:shit:

Laava
1st April 2009, 11:45
:ar15:Just spray and walk away!:ar15:

Tank
1st April 2009, 12:02
Bugger me! I know that the mother-in-law jokes are invented for a reason, but this is a seriously tough woman to kill!!!!!
:done:


Mother-in-law attacked with anti-tank missile launcher (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10564555)
8:15AM Wednesday Apr 01, 2009

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.:shit:


That man gets much-o respect.

However - he forgot that like cockroaches, mother in laws are notoriously hard to kill.

Oakie
1st April 2009, 14:14
However - he forgot that like cockroaches, mother in laws are notoriously hard to kill.

Yeah. Mine's been a smoker for 40 years ... had a brush with cancer, pnuemonia a few times and a mild heart attack and still she lives!

Headbanger
1st April 2009, 19:18
Sounds like a useless bastard if he couldn't kill her with weaponry like that.

No wonder the women folk don't respect him.