Captions please

[Mystic13]

So let's see what you lot have for photo captions.

[vgcspares]

man's first successful attempt at formation flying ?

[MsKABC]

"World record group skipping attempt requires skipping rope 100 metres long."

[MisterD]

The first trials of the "All China Jumping Earthquake Machine" were reasonably successful...

[98tls]

Clearing minefields proved that white men can indeed jump.

[MSTRS]

Those people at Hogworts don't know what they are talking about...you don't need a broom to play Quidditch.

[retro asian]

Invisible motorbike group ride.

[MSTRS]

"Oi!! You there...number 3...who said you could use a Harley? Chang Jiang is good enough for the rest of us"

[Maha]

And in breaking news.....

The invisable rowing boat champs got of to a flying start this morning in Koerea.

[Burtha]

Invisible pennyfarthing handlebar circus team in practice ...

[discotex]

"This shot taken moments after the large hadron collider was activated...." :shit:



"You say jump we say how high"

[Mystic13]

The anti gravity pills seemed like a great idea in theory. Sadly no one thought to carry a propulsion system.

[martybabe]

Even the Chinese government admitted, Feeding the troops on western style baked beans and brussel sprouts had been a disastrous decision.

"Eastern stomachs are not used to these gaseous foodstuffs" Colonel yang said, "It's caught us on the hop."

[vgcspares]

Even the Chinese government admitted, Feeding the troops on western style baked beans and brussel sprouts had been a disastrous decision.

"Eastern stomachs are not used to these gaseous foodstuffs" Colonel yang said, "It's caught us on the hop."

this one gets my vote !

[ManDownUnder]

1 grenade each, jump from plane... ...North Korean Cluster Bomb!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

a MOUSE!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

North Korea denied testing a nuclear weapon yesterday despite the West having damning proof the Magnitude 24 shock mave was located about 25 meters beneath PyongYang.

In other news, the Western Architects say they have a lot to learn from the Architects that designed the PyonYang Army Officers Mess

[ManDownUnder]

Ha ha - I put raxitives in your lice!

[scumdog]

The motorbike theft gang struck the Armed Riders Section Squad in a split-second daring simultaneous move that left the troops up in the air about what to do next...

[MSTRS]

Officer (yelling): - NO! NO! I said to form up in ONE line...
(was the 'up' a bit subtle?)

[Skyryder]

Jump starting practice.


Skyryder

[lankyman]

"Man shits out lower intestine during world power-farting championship final"

[Big Dave]

Beanz Meanz Fartz

[K5 750]

Chinese Imperial Flying Army Takes Off...

[Ecclesnz]

The chinese formation riding squad was startled to discover how quickly their chinese made GN250's fell apart when 2 Harley Davidsons cruised past.

[retro asian]

Whoeva touch ground first... No rice for you !!!

[Mystic13]

Olympic gymnasts who fail to achieve a gold medal are reassigned to the army.

[Skyryder]

I seem to recall something about if every Chinese person jumped at the same time it would cause and earthquake.

They might be conducting seismic tests.

[Mystic13]

And when you get up there, switch to the 'V' formation."

[EJK]

Kim Jong Il says..... JUMP!

[Laxi]

theres always the tried and true WTF???

[Street Gerbil]

Me:
Our spies have reported that the Chinese army has conducted field testing of a highly destructive tectonic weapon.
Missus:
The flight of Valkyries

[AD345]

The motorbike theft gang struck the Armed Riders Section Squad in a split-second daring simultaneous move that left the troops up in the air about what to do next...

Good grief


You don't do this a lot do ya?

[davebullet]

The drill sargent yelling "Next f*%@er to touch the ground gets a tibetan neck tie!"

[jamiey]

It was only at the very last moment that the chinese parachute team realised they'd forgot something vitally important