A new low

[Mom]

I love email filters, they keep my inbox reasonably free of crap, but tonight I have this, from an old friend of mine apparently :shit:

Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes fate, courage

and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I decided to contact you, just to let you know. I have conscience as a human being,

due to your tremendous effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.
Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in LONDON for numerous business negotiations with some partners. I just arrived yesterday night and checked into a hotel and decided to go down to the hotel

business centre to mail you. Now, with my sincere heart, I have decided to send you an ATM CARD, to the tune of USD$2.5M, only in your name as COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and

contribution, as it were.

Good enough for me!

[Number One]

Bet they are from Camaroon or some such other random place!

[cowboyz]

fucking mint. I would take them up on it. Cant see anything going wrong there. God is on your side

[AllanB]

The ones I receive just want to make my Penis larger - FFS who wants to be tripping over that all the time .......

I do get a laugh at some of the titles:

Give her meat all day

Bang until it hurts

Big sausage stuffing....


And those Russian girls who fall in love after one e-mail..........:niceone:

[slofox]

The ones I receive just want to make my Penis larger - FFS who wants to be tripping over that all the time .......



Yerrrr I get those as well....but herself refuses to let me make it any bigger...says...ahh well never mind...:whistle:

[fire eyes]

wow Mom! you are blessed!

I am still pondering thoughts of what to do with all my emails of Viagra .. :laugh:

[smoky]

That's cool

I only get Russian woman and Chinese chicks wanting to marry me!!!! all the time......like all the time

[Kemet]

Get them to mail it you but use the address for the fraud office.

I wonder what would happen then....

[Mom]

fucking mint. I would take them up on it. Cant see anything going wrong there. God is on your side

Amazing really, I feel truely blessed too, though I always thought my memory was better than that, apparently whenever I did this great thing for this bloke was only a couple of years ago, perhaps I should ask Maha and see if he remembers :shifty:


The ones I receive just want to make my Penis larger - FFS who wants to be tripping over that all the time .......

And those Russian girls who fall in love after one e-mail..........:niceone:

Never had the Russian girls falling in love, and frankly my penis is just the right size :blip:

[Her_C4]

That's cool

I only get Russian woman and Chinese chicks wanting to marry me!!!! all the time......like all the time

Me too :( oh and the offers of penis enlargement...

[Whynot]

God is on your side

God is also on the other side

[P38]

And those Russian girls who fall in love after one e-mail..........:niceone:

Russian Girls are HOT!!!!! :gob::drool:

[Mom]

Russian Girls are HOT!!!!! :gob::drool:

So you say, I have not had a decent offer from one yet. What sites do you visit just out of interest :lol:

[Gareth51]

wow Mom! you are blessed!

I am still pondering thoughts of what to do with all my emails of Viagra .. :laugh:

Take the Viagra down to the night shelter

[YellowDog]

Russiian girls are hot!

Yes, just like when you piss yourself.

Trouble is it soon gets cold and uncomfortable.

My mate married one. He is one of the sharpest guys I have ever met. Noone's fool (except hers). I can't believe he did it. She works as a cocktail waitress. She services him regularly, so he's happy for now.

[fire eyes]

Take the Viagra down to the night shelter

I'll tell them Gareth sent me! :lol:

[Conquiztador]

It works like this:

He gives U a ATM card with the 2.5mill. In your name. But he needs you to pay for it and to set up an account for it so he can transfer the money in to it.

Then he transfers some money in, but it is a mistake and he asks you to to take it out and send it back. As soon as you do that he cancels the deposit and you will owe the money...

Re the pills from overseas, how would they get through customs? There is the Viagra, prozac, dietpills, steroids etc. OK, so most would take the $$'s and never send anything. but lets assume some of these really sell and send pills.

And re Russian brides, I know someone who had one delivered 18 years ago. They now have 3 kids and live happily. I am sure that some of the girls are on the look for a better future and decent.

[yungatart]

$2.5m...remember that I am your friend!:hug:
We could go shopping together......out in Henderson :whistle:

[Mom]

$2.5m...remember that I am your friend!:hug:
We could go shopping together......out in Henderson :whistle:

We could indeed, imagine the fun we could have afterwards too :woohoo:

[Grahameeboy]

We could indeed, imagine the fun we could have afterwards too :woohoo:

In Henderson.........??

[yungatart]

In Henderson.........??

Its a long story...and you really had to be there....we had an awesome day, eh Mom?
Some incredible shops out that way, if you know where to look!

[Mom]

In Henderson.........??

No Mr Silly, at home after we had been shopping :blip:

[Kornholio]

We could indeed, imagine the fun we could have afterwards too :woohoo:

Take me with youuuuuuu :hug:

[Mom]

Take me with youuuuuuu :hug:

You might be a little bit ummm impressionable to take shopping with us, the way we have been known to carry on in some shops :innocent:

[Number One]

Re the pills from overseas, how would they get through customs? There is the Viagra, prozac, dietpills, steroids etc. OK, so most would take the $$'s and never send anything. but lets assume some of these really sell and send pills.
There's a similar scam involving 'purebreed' pets also.

Promises of English Bulldogs for free bar the 'shipping costs' oh and they try to convince you that the animal will get delivered straight to your door :rolleyes: clearly no idea of our strict quarantine procedures in NZ.

Pity suckers still get sucked in!

[phoenixgtr]

I won 500,000 euros the other day. I was stoked!! New bike for me

[Grahameeboy]

Its a long story...and you really had to be there....we had an awesome day, eh Mom?
Some incredible shops out that way, if you know where to look!

My girlfriend lives out there and it has loads of shops, agreed

[Lissa]

Wow wish my friends were that generous!! You are soooo lucky Mom Best Bitch in the World:rolleyes: ... (I like shopping too!)

If anyone wants to send me anything I'm not that greedy... just a hundred dollars in cash will be fine, no cheques will be accepted!! :niceone:

Mel

[Burtha]

Big sausage stuffing....

Do they give you a choice of flavouring ie; rosemary and mint?

ewwww!
sorry, couldnt help it.

I'd take the money, but I'd probably be looking over my shoulder waiting for some foreign police or hitman with a drug related agenda ...
:eek5::sweatdrop

[Kiwi Graham]

Wow Mom, you could be like me.......Huge fake rolex on your arm thanks to yington corp international, a Russian bride who looks uncannily like Jennifer Aniston thanks to Brides are uski, a monster penis that is constantly erect thanks to Viagra, Own a time share in somwhere I'll never visit thanks to Mr over enthusiastic and confident I've saved a starving whale in Insblekiststia. Having the cash winfall heading my way thanks to some guy who I knew long ago is the iceing on the cake!
Cool eh

[MSTRS]

All you jealous and greedy people can just back off. Let Mom have her $M2.5 in peace. And leave me to enjoy my winnings in that Spanish lottery I won last week. I've sent my validation money, so the big prize should be here in time for Easter.

[Mom]

Wow Mom, you could be like me.......Huge fake rolex on your arm thanks to yington corp international, a Russian bride who looks uncannily like Jennifer Aniston thanks to Brides are uski, a monster penis that is constantly erect thanks to Viagra, Own a time share in somwhere I'll never visit thanks to Mr over enthusiastic and confident I've saved a starving whale in Insblekiststia. Having the cash winfall heading my way thanks to some guy who I knew long ago is the iceing on the cake!
Cool eh

I am not so sure I would like my penis to be contantly erect, though if I took Brides are uski up on their offer, my wife might like it :blip:

[cowboyz]

$2.5m...remember that I am your friend!:hug:
We could go shopping together......out in Henderson :whistle:

only problem with that is $2.5M is not enough to take TWO woman shopping...........

[Mom]

only problem with that is $2.5M is not enough to take TWO woman shopping...........

True dat, but...

I just had a quick add up of all the money I have been offered in March, and once I convert it all, it should be sufficient to keep the shopping thing sorted for many years to come.

USD 726,150,000
GBP 53,308,000

Not bad eh?

[cowboyz]

bloody hell. you selling naked pics of maha or something?

[mujambee]

Re the pills from overseas, how would they get through customs? There is the Viagra, prozac, dietpills, steroids etc. OK, so most would take the $$'s and never send anything. but lets assume some of these really sell and send pills.


They sell pressed sugar.