So I was riding home today...

[Whynot]

and I saw this guy on a gixxer or something and he was splitting between the cars !!
WHAT A COCK!
It's no wonder us motorcyclyists get a bad name ... :mad:

Then after that i saw another guy riding in shorts and jandels !!!
WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :angry2:
So i tailgated him and used my horn to attract his attention so i could point out that he didn't have the correct ISO issue safety gear.

Anyway so as i was trying to get his attention a cop came up behind me and pulled me over.
ME !!!!
I asked him and he said "Dangereous driving" and I was like
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!??
Its not like i was riding dangerousely and stuff .... :oi-grr:

Anyway so i noticed he didnt fill out the ticket properly and may have spelt dangereous wrong, do you think i can get off it?
It's not like i deserve a ticket or anything .... i was just trying to help the other guy.

After that i was almost home and there was this bike coming the other way but the rider DIDN'T WAVE ????? :argh:
I don't know what was wrong i waved at him, but he didn't wave back?
maybe he was fully concentrating as he was riding hard, but i doubt it.
I think its maybe the type of bike i was on .... maybe he only waves to other scooters or something ??

[awayatc]

Bored.....?

[cowpoos]

and I saw this guy on a gixxer or something and he was splitting between the cars !!
WHAT A COCK!
It's no wonder us motorcyclyists get a bad name ... :mad:

Then after that i saw another guy riding in shorts and jandels !!!
WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :angry2:
So i tailgated him and used my horn to attract his attention so i could point out that he didn't have the correct ISO issue safety gear.

Anyway so as i was trying to get his attention a cop came up behind me and pulled me over.
ME !!!!
I asked him and he said "Dangereous driving" and I was like
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!??
Its not like i was riding dangerousely and stuff .... :oi-grr:

Anyway so i noticed he didnt fill out the ticket properly and may have spelt dangereous wrong, do you think i can get off it?
It's not like i deserve a ticket or anything .... i was just trying to help the other guy.

After that i was almost home and there was this bike coming the other way but the rider DIDN'T WAVE ????? :argh:
I don't know what was wrong i waved at him, but he didn't wave back?
maybe he was fully concentrating as he was riding hard, but i doubt it.
I think its maybe the type of bike i was on .... maybe he only waves to other scooters or something ??
Errrr??? is this a Joke???

[Patch]

Errrr??? is this a Joke???
'course not ya wally - its all truth :laugh:

[Dooly]

It all comes back to waving.
Thats the real evil in the world.:eek5::yes:

[DingoZ]

Not the funniest troll of late, but still... 3.6/10 for the effort it must of taken to type


:doh:

[MSTRS]

As you were people. He's from 'near London'...it couldn't happen here.

[vifferman]

What a coincidence! So was I!! :eek:

That is, I was, until I lanesplit through a really narrow gap at 110km/h, and misjudged it a fraction. My right-hand mirror the helmet of a guy on a scooter, fell off, and hit me hard on the forearm, making me pin the throttle. Next thing I know, I'm up on one wheel, and can't see where the fook I'm going, coz there's a fookn big blue gastank in my face! :doh:
So, I peer around it to the left, and natcherly, the bike veers that way too, and before you know it, I'm off the verge and into the shrubbery. Just as I though "OH NOES! I'm gonna hit that big concrete wall!!" I spied a big bump off to the right, so I headed for, launching the bike about 2 metres into the air, clearing the concrete barrier. "Phew!" thought I, but too soon, as the busway was covered with diesel and bus spooge, and I lost it, crashed, and the bike exploded into flames, and I died.
"Oh well...." I thought, but a tad prematurely, because just then the Northerner came along, heading south, and squished me like a hedgepig, and I died all over again. :weep:

[Murray]

What a coincidence! So was I!! :eek:

That is, I was, until I lanesplit through a really narrow gap at 110km/h, and misjudged it a fraction. My right-hand mirror the helmet of a guy on a scooter, fell off, and hit me hard on the forearm, making me pin the throttle. Next thing I know, I'm up on one wheel, and can't see where the fook I'm going, coz there's a fookn big blue gastank in my face! :doh:
So, I peer around it to the left, and natcherly, the bike veers that way too, and before you know it, I'm off the verge and into the shrubbery. Just as I though "OH NOES! I'm gonna hit that big concrete wall!!" I spied a big bump off to the right, so I headed for, launching the bike about 2 metres into the air, clearing the concrete barrier. "Phew!" thought I, but too soon, as the busway was covered with diesel and bus spooge, and I lost it, crashed, and the bike exploded into flames, and I died.
"Oh well...." I thought, but a tad prematurely, because just then the Northerner came along, heading south, and squished me like a hedgepig, and I died all over again. :weep:


Sad news!!! R.I.P. twice

[Usarka]

Smash everyone bro!

[Sparrowhawk]

+1 Viff! Sorry to hear you died twice. Bugger.

[vifferman]

Sad news!!! R.I.P. twice


+1 Viff! Sorry to hear you died twice. Bugger.
Yeah, it's been happening a lot lately. :eek:
On another forum I'm on, there were so many posts where I crashed, died, exploded into flames and died again (hate it when that happens!), that it seemed that everything I posted prompted replies of, ".... and then you crashed, died, exploded into flames, and died again?"

[PuppetMaster]

Errrr??? is this a Joke???


It does sound plausible because i this -
"he didnt fill out the ticket properly and may have spelt dangereous wrong"

Spelling isnt a prerequsite for entry into the cops.

[nudemetalz]

So, Vifferman,...when you going to do a big jump on the bike again?
I'd like to hear the story. Can you tell us how it's going to happen?
I reckon you should paint your Honda orange and put a confederate flag on it, Bo... :lol: