Do you keep stationery?

[dasser]

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.

He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store.

Behind the counter was a really nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.

He asked, "Do you keep stationery?"

"Well," she giggled, "I can...until I have an orgasm,

then I just go plain wild and crazy!" :love:

[dasser]

Pole Dancer :eek5:

[Slyer]

HAHAHA!
It's funny because when he means pen and paper she not moving!
HAHAHA!
You so funny.

[dasser]

HAHAHA!
It's funny because when he means pen and paper she not moving!
HAHAHA!
You so funny.

Hey Slyer, Im glad you under stood it.
You have a great weekend. :scooter:

[nudemetalz]

ya know how to make sure you spell it correctly between Stationary and Stationery?
Always remember E stands for envelope - hence stationery...

[MSTRS]

Yeah but 'e' stands for 'empty' as well = stopped...
My work here is done.;)

[disturbed]

ROFL at pole dancer

[nudemetalz]

Yeah but 'e' stands for 'empty' as well = stopped...
My work here is done.;)

Ya bugger, I was trying to be a logical teacher here !! :spanking:

[Slyer]

Clearly nobody watches enough Family Guy.

[P38]

Alabama!

Aint that the palce where your brother can also be your father :confused:

[MSTRS]

Alabama!

Aint that the palce where your brother can also be your father :confused:

And probably your cousin and uncle too...:laugh:

[dasser]

And probably your cousin and uncle too...:laugh:
Not to forget aunt and sister... :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

Not to forget aunt and sister... :rolleyes:

You mean it can be more than the 6 finger thing? :gob:

[ducatilover]

Clearly nobody watches enough Family Guy.

Sadly that is true, you clever clever shrew :2thumbsup