The worst advice you got from KB

[MadDuck]

Apart from how to avoid an STD.

The worst advise I got was to buy an SV. There were few options for female bikers when I first found this site. I put up with the bike from hell for 4 years.

What was the worst advise you got from here? Keep it clean :cool:

[SARGE]

get a perm!!!


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[Headbanger]

Its safe to crash out in Sarge's bed.......


But to be serious I'm here for the entertainment and massive cross section of views, Rarely real world advice., though there are exceptions.

Fuck the perms, I was born with ridiculously curly hair, It stops being the cutest thing in the world when you get to about 12 and just looks retarded.Then you shave the shit off and nature fucks with you by making it grow back in patches.

[MadDuck]

get a perm!!!
And dont you look sexy with a perm :laugh:

[SARGE]

And dont you look sexy with a perm :laugh:

unfortunately.. they had to do my back-hair due to the lack of head-hair...


now when i put a t-shirt on .. i look like a hunchback

[MadDuck]

.. i look like a hunchback

Thanks for sharing. Wont come visit you any time soon

[SARGE]

Thanks for sharing. Wont come visit you any time soon

the Harley wouldnt make it anyway :girlfight:

[MadDuck]

Fuck the perms, I was born with ridiculously curly hair

You poor bugger :innocent:

[Headbanger]

You poor bugger :innocent:

Lucky for me I look fucking awesome with a shaved head.

I'm also humble.

And in no way delusional.

[SARGE]

Its safe to crash out in Sarge's bed.......

the guy in back aint gay




Fuck the perms, I was born with ridiculously curly hair, It stops being the cutest thing in the world when you get to about 12 and just looks retarded.Then you shave the shit off and nature fucks with you by making it grow back in patches.

BWAHAHAHA .. is it Ginger?

[Headbanger]

BWAHAHAHA .. is it Ginger?

Thick lustrous blonde curls.

Didn't suit me at all.

[MadDuck]

You two need a room ?:laugh:

[SARGE]

You two need a room ?:laugh:

you need a slap?

[McJim]

Worst advice I ever got from KB was "Don't buy a Ducati" second worst piece of advice was "Don't get a 600 Ducati". Of course I paid the advice no heed and have had a great time on my wee Duc :2thumbsup:

[MadDuck]

you need a slap?

Yes please

[Motu]

I don't get bad advice - I give it!

[MadDuck]

I don't get bad advice - I give it!

Yes you do :sweatdrop

[Maha]

Worst advice?

Please feel free to wave at Harley riders.

[Conquiztador]

You can get advise here???

[Laxi]

Worst advice?

Please feel free to wave at Harley riders.

you wernt doing it right, it has to be with 1 finger.....(he'll be posting on here again 1ce he gets out of hospital):doctor:

[MadDuck]

Please feel free to wave at Harley riders.

Nah next time pay...

[Mental Trousers]

I think the worst bit of advice I've seen on here was hire skidmark, how bad could it be?

[SPman]

1;- Buy a GSXR 1000


2; - Sell the GSXR 1000


3: - She lives in Perth, you'll be safe..........

[MadDuck]

I think the worst bit of advice I've seen on here was hire skidmark, how bad could it be?

hahahahahaahah..... no I will say it again.....hahahhaahahahahah. Sorry MT couldnt resist.

[MadDuck]

She lives in Perth, you'll be safe..........

From what?

[SARGE]

From what?

fun.........

[Motu]

The worst advise I got was to buy an SV. There were few options for female bikers when I first found this site. I put up with the bike from hell for 4 years.


I once advised a female rider to get a Sportster Hugger...and there was a lot of advice to get an SV.I hope that wasn't you,and you ignored me.I was probably ignored anyway...which didn't raise my opinions of the value of advice from here.

[NinjaNanna]

You can't get pregnant the first time!!!!!!!

[ital916]

Well lets see-

everything really lol

What I should have been told, which I am now saying is:

Youll find *newbies listen up* common sense should make riders know what is right or wrong. If you dont feel comfortable riding in groups or feel like you are pushing the boundaries slow down. If you dont feel the need to shift your weight then dont. If you dont feel the need to get your peg/knee down on a pubic road because it is stupid dont.

Listen to that little voice in your head which warns you when you are doing something stupid. Oh and if you really want help, go to a riding course and get some one on one help. Learn to ride safely and confidently by yourself and you should be fine.

Note: If you feel uneasy on your bike it usually means that you brain has spotted something which it doesnt like so slowing down might help.

Other than that, take it easy there is no rush.

That is what I should have heard.

Drider

[Bonez]

You get what you pay for.:buggerd:

[James Deuce]

Sportsbikes are cool.

[FJRider]

Worst advice given... Go for it... what can go wrong ... ???

[AllanB]

You can't get pregnant the first time!!!!!!!



Yeepers - eveyone knows you can - it should have been: you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up.

Pictures soon........:eek:

[vifferman]

Some kind KBer told me to do everyone a favour and kill myself.
Unluckily for you guys, I generally only follow my wife's advice.

[Madness]

"Don'y worry Bro, they got nothing on you. They'll probably drop the charge before it gets to court".

Yeah, right.

[FROSTY]

yep frosty run a trackday--how hard can it be???

[Kendog]

Take my bike for a ride

Kind of worst and best advice.

Worst because I then had to buy one, best because I love this bike.

[Vorno]

Worst advice for me so far would probably be:

"Buy a Keeway 150 Speed!

[Rockbuddy]

buy a suzuki

[Vorno]

buy a suzuki

curious... whats wrong with Suzuki's?

[James Deuce]

They're not Kawasakis.

[Two Smoker]

I love how KB is filled with "Experts"...

[James Deuce]

That's "filled".

[McJim]

curious... whats wrong with Suzuki's?

It's like humping a fat chick - it's quite fun....until your mates see you doing it (or the lightbulb burns your arse! :rofl:)

[Sully60]

They're not Kawasakis.

Not at the moment at least, remember?

I've probably given the worst advice, telling my wife to join KB. Look where that got us:rolleyes:

[caseye]

So far no actual bad advice, but a hell of a lot of arseholes, arhhh that should've been opinions! like them everyone has one, he he.

[Drunken Monkey]

I love how KB is fulled with "Experts"...

More fool the people that ask for advice on a web forum...

[Taz]

Worst advice?? "Hey come along on a KB ride"

[Patrick]

Listen to Dangerous Bastard, bush lawyer extraordinaire.... he knows his stuff.....

[Riff Raff]

When I got my full licence and was looking for a bigger bike I was advised to contact White Trash and buy a bike through him. So I did and look at the trouble that got me in!

[Bonez]

I love how KB is fulled with "Experts"...Drips under pressure thank you.

[Gremlin]

Take up riding... you're gonna love it.

Been poor ever since :yes: