GrayWolf
9th April 2009, 08:49
Maori guy goes into a bar to get drunk having just split up with his girlfriend. Sits at the bar on a stool and after about 2 hours is getting quite inebriated. The bar has been filling slowly and there are two groups of women in the bar chatting ang giggling.
He turns to his left, looks at one group saying "you'se all bitches" in a loud voice. He then turns back to his drink while the bar goes a bit quieter for a few minutes. After about 15-20 minutes it has become as noisy again and he turns to his right where the second group of women are seated. He stares at them and says loudly, "you'se all ho's" and turns back to his drink.
before he can lift his glass to his lips, one of the second group of women says in an annoyed voice, "I am NOT a Ho".
He turns back to the right and looks her up and down, sips his drink then says, " well go over to the other side then".
He turns to his left, looks at one group saying "you'se all bitches" in a loud voice. He then turns back to his drink while the bar goes a bit quieter for a few minutes. After about 15-20 minutes it has become as noisy again and he turns to his right where the second group of women are seated. He stares at them and says loudly, "you'se all ho's" and turns back to his drink.
before he can lift his glass to his lips, one of the second group of women says in an annoyed voice, "I am NOT a Ho".
He turns back to the right and looks her up and down, sips his drink then says, " well go over to the other side then".