Things that are difficult to say when drunk.

[Biff]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero >co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[Sniper]

Lol, nice one BB. Might try that

[Storm]

Nice signature there Sniper :niceone: , You perv you :bleh:

[Indiana_Jones]

Nice signature there Sniper :niceone: , You perv you :bleh:

Is my signature cool?! Tell me it's cool! :sunny:

-Indy

[Storm]

Its time I came out of the closet.
Yes I think your signature is cool
There, I've said it

[Indiana_Jones]

Its time I came out of the closet.
Yes I think your signature is cool
There, I've said it

See, you feel so much better don't you, one down.........now for 1700 more :D

-Indy

[Waylander]

See, you feel so much better don't you, one down.........now for 1700 more :D

-Indy
I think you need a new hobby.

[Slipstream]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
...yadda yadda yadda....
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

You bet me to it :( I was going to post this :(

Glad it's up tho...I used to use these words to see how drunk people were in my bar :lol:

[bear]

What about things are are easy to say when you're drunk, like I love you man, or are we going to get married soon? (The first one to a mate, and second to the missus - before anyone gets smart)

[inlinefour]

I've never had any problems saying anything. Just had problems remembering what I said and did the next day... :apint:

[feistyredhead]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

:drinkup: :drinkup: :rofl:

[bugjuice]

also for that last list - 'no'

[zadok]

Brings back memories of the old days. :drinkup: No more, thank goodness.

[Wolf]

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed they can still think the most complicated words and sentences when drunk, it's only when you try to articulate them that your tongue and teeth try to swap places...

[ManDownUnder]

aaa yes - fond memories (or should that be fondle mammories)


:drinkup: :love: :drinkup: :love: :drinkup: :love:

[Brian d marge]

Imposible to say or rememer..... My name ...

Stephen

[Sniper]

Biff put those up a while ago.

[ManDownUnder]

Biff put those up a while ago.

Yeah biffy puts a number of things up... regularlay I suspect... :whistle:

[Biff]

Yeah biffy puts a number of things up... regularlay I suspect... :whistle:

But it where I put them that makes people smile. So my lawyer says anyway.

Incidently - is a lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?

[ManDownUnder]

But it where I put them that makes people smile. So my lawyer says anyway.

Incidently - is a lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?\

WB chap - it was all kinda solumn in here for a while there...

[Wolf]

Hello Biff.


Goodbye ability to say something that has the remotest double-entendre in safety...

[Ocean1]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thank you, no, I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Perhaps I should just stick to the one kebab, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) No I'm not interested in fighting you right now.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like an utter idiot.
i) Excuse me, where is the nearest toilet? I realy shouldn't vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[007XX]

:laugh::laugh:

Printing this for future mind games :devil2:

Thank you Dear!

[canarlee]

hell i have trouble saying most of that when sober......

[Ocean1]

:laugh::laugh:

Printing this for future mind games :devil2:

Thank you Dear!

De nada darling.

Anything to balance the odds.

[007XX]

De nada darling.

Anything to balance the odds.

Who's odds are we referring to?:shifty:

[deanohit]

Bloody terrific and oh so true.

[Ocean1]

Who's odds are we referring to?:shifty:

Nothing, nothing. :shutup:

Although I'm miffed you only want to play with the more etheral bits. :yawn:

[007XX]

Nothing, nothing. :shutup:

Although I'm miffed you only want to play with the more etheral bits. :yawn:

I'm sorry Dearest...you know I only want you for your mind! :shutup::laugh:
It is such a fun place to play in...:yes:

And isn't it ethereal???:innocent:

[canarlee]

here ya go you men haters lol


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

[007XX]

Jeepers!:gob:

I guess I'm a very lucky girl...never had to say anything this nasty to anyone...:nono:

[Ocean1]

I'm sorry Dearest...you know I only want you for your mind! :shutup::laugh:
It is such a fun place to play in...:yes:

And isn't it ethereal???:innocent:

I left out the real, for reasons which might occur to you.

[007XX]

I left out the real, for reasons which might occur to you.

There really are times when you are way too subtle for the sake of effective communication.
I can take most of your comments in (at least) two different ways.
Challenging, yes...confusing,most definitely!!! :laugh:

[Ocean1]

.
I can take most of your comments in (at least) two different ways.

And that's just the ethereal bits.:shutup:

"Let me count the ways..." :love::devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like an utter idiot.


errr yeah... I know that one's IMPOSSIBLE to say. Just ask Mom she was there when I
a) didn't say it and
b) proved it

[deanohit]

37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.

Omfg, that is just great.

[peasea]

Yesh offisher

[scumdog]

But it where I put them that makes people smile. So my lawyer says anyway.

Incidently - is a lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?

And what about drunks that say to me "Whadjamean I've got the right to construct and insult a lawyer wiffout delay 'huh?"

[Skyryder]

I can remember some years back an old piss head telling me 'if you have time to talk you are not taking your drinking seriously.'


The most difficult word to say when you are sober???...............sorry


Skyryder

[judecatmad]

also for that last list - 'no'

Another one is just....words. Words are difficult to say when drunk. All words. They never come out the way they sound in my head....and that's just after a couple of glasses of wine! LOL

[Biff]

I'm pissed now. Haven't slept for 19 hours (planes, time zones etc) and I've just been to farewell party.

Anyways - Mrs Biff tells me I told the guy whose leaving party it was that I thought he was a miserable cunt most of the time. Apparently this upset him and he walked off in a huff. Can;t quote remember that bit. Im too honest when pissed I spose. But he was a cunt.

Ahhhh alcohamhol. If it didn't exist fat ugly chicks would never get laid.

[deanohit]

Ahhhh alcohamhol. If it didn't exist fat ugly chicks would never get laid.

I remeber an ad in a mag for Coopers home brew a few years back with a picture of the most butt ugly girl with the ad saying 'Drink her pretty for less than $2'. Thought it was brilliant.:drinkup: