Just got my gun license.

[skidMark]

Hey you lot, just got my gun license, any reccomendations on what specific guns to go for... looking at hunting not just target shooting...

Needs to be able to kill deer etc.

Cheers: Skid.

[scumdog]

Oh fu.......:rolleyes:

[Madness]

This country is fucked.

[rickstv]

How are you going to cook it Skidmark,??? I thought your oven was stuffed.

[CookMySock]

You need a .22 with a telescopic sight on it. That way you can sting a huge stag on the arse with it from a kilometer away, and it will be completely impossible to hit anything closer than 50m... and that is a good thing, coz if its a kilometer away you can sit back and go "wow check that out" while it bucks and flaps off into the undergrowth. If you shoot anything up close you will won't heavily wing it, and this is good also as it can't stampede through the bush and rake you to death with its points, so you get to live. ;)


Steve

[Indiana_Jones]

This has to be a piss take aye.........

-Indy

[Big Dave]

Get something automatic and self loading.

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.psychedelic-shack.co.uk/images/potato%20gun.jpg">

that's enough for you

-Indy

[The Pastor]

basicly what you want to do is get a 303 sporty englfield from trade me can offen get these between 80-150 bucks, dirt cheap.

then you want to cut the stock down, so its like a pistol grip.

then you want to cut the barrel down to as short as posable.

That way you can easily store it on the bike when you ride.

[skidMark]

Something like this do the job?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunting-shooting/Rifles/auction-211674760.htm

[Quasievil]

fuck last it was help with your supermarket shopping now what gun to buy Why not post on a shopping forum and a hunting forum respectively, this is a biker site ya attention seeking noob

[Indiana_Jones]

Something like this do the job?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunting-shooting/Rifles/auction-211674760.htm

Yep, more then enough killing power :)

-Indy

[fire eyes]

even I am starting to get a little confused skid .. can't shop, not much money for food but want to buy a gun? Any idea how to use a gun? any idea how to hunt? Any idea about anything at all?

hmmmm ..

[CookMySock]

Something like this do the job?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunting-shooting/Rifles/auction-211674760.htmOh yeah, thats heaps. You will have fun stinging things on the arse with it. Don't point it at people, obviously, but that will bounce off a deer nicely at 200m away, and you will feel quite the hunter with it. Don't let the deer see you with it, coz it will fall on the ground for a full 15mins and be unable to get up, just like other hunters will too. Just make sure when the deer bolts that it bolts AWAY from you, not towards you, or else you're gunna pay. :doctor:

Steve

[Delerium]

join your local range, ask questions, ask to fire different weapons. the smallest you want to go is .243, the biggest you probably want to go is 7mm rem mag. the remmington model 700 is a good mid level rifle and will do the job. 7mm/08 or 308 are both very common and will do the job out to 300m.

[MIXONE]

Oh fu.......:rolleyes:

Have you got ESP?
That's the exact thought that entered my mind when I read the thread heading.
Followed by "Thank God he's too broke to buy a gun"

[Indiana_Jones]

I donno man, some of those rifle are cheap like the budgie aye.

-Indy

[davebullet]

even I am starting to get a little confused skid .. can't shop, not much money for food but want to buy a gun? Any idea how to use a gun? any idea how to hunt? Any idea about anything at all?

hmmmm ..

Not a bad idea. He can't afford to eat, so he's going to go out hunting for his food.

Problem is he won't have much of a chicken left after a 303 shot.

303s are also good for digging up potatoes.

[Indiana_Jones]

I don't think he could afford a box of 20 rounds lol

-Indy

[fire eyes]

Not a bad idea. He can't afford to eat, so he's going to go out hunting for his food.

Problem is he won't have much of a chicken left after a 303 shot.

303s are also good for digging up potatoes.

Im all for hunting for food out of neccessity .. but I dunno about this one mate.

[Indiana_Jones]

Not a bad idea. He can't afford to eat, so he's going to go out hunting for his food.

Problem is he won't have much of a chicken left after a 303 shot.

303s are also good for digging up potatoes.

should of used the .303 on the turkey's RM and I shot a while back, fucking things took like 3/4 .22 rounds each lol!

-Indy

[Mrs Busa Pete]

basicly what you want to do is get a 303 sporty englfield from trade me can offen get these between 80-150 bucks, dirt cheap.

then you want to cut the stock down, so its like a pistol grip.

then you want to cut the barrel down to as short as posable.

That way you can easily store it on the bike when you ride.

more like a jungle carbine

[Hans]

FFS he's got to be trolling, doesn't he? Or maybe not all the better I'm 600k away.

[Fatjim]

Can you get guns that shoot backwards?

[Tank]

Couldn't afford a license.

Cant afford a gun.

Not a hope of getting a reference from anyone supporting your application.

[Tank]

skidmark does gun safety

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[FJRider]

I think perhaps you need target practice first.... so practice being the target more...

[skidMark]

I think perhaps you need target practice first.... so practice being the target more...


Been a target long enough, why do you think i'm getting a gun...

really.

[FJRider]

Been a target long enough, why do you think i'm getting a gun...

really.

Get plenty of ammo then...

[kiwifruit]

Hey you lot, just got my gun license.

Cheers: Skid.



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[Scouse]

Hey you lot, just got my gun license, any reccomendations on what specific guns to go for... looking at hunting not just target shooting...

Needs to be able to kill deer etc.

Cheers: Skid.Fuck off Skid hunting requires effort with a capital E and your such a lazy tired arsed little prick you couldn't be arsed to walk up a steep path in the bush, let alone carry out something that was shot. hahaha what a fucking laugh. Was there a question on the application form asking what meds you were on?

[skidMark]

...................

Its um in the mail.... honest...

twas a TROLL...:devil2:

[kiwifruit]

look at me

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[Scouse]

http://www.dagimp.org/owned/attention_whore.jpg.jpgYou mean attention deficit whore

[Brett]

Something like this do the job?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunting-shooting/Rifles/auction-211674760.htm

Good luck dropping a deer with that skiddy! Yo umay want to think about a 30.06, 7mm 08, .303, .243 or .270 as some options of deer guns. A .243 may be a tad small for red deer etc, but will drop fallow deer easy. If you are seriously gonna go after red deer etc. then think about a 30.06 or a .303...a .270 would also be fine IMO.

[McJim]

fuck last it was help with your supermarket shopping now what gun to buy Why not post on a shopping forum and a hunting forum respectively, this is a biker site ya attention seeking noob

knob has only one O and a K at the front.

[skidMark]

knob has only one O and a K at the front.


lol...

nah getting a gun at some point so thanks for the info guys, gotta get references etc...

[Usarka]

lol...

nah getting a gun at some point so thanks for the info guys, gotta get references etc...

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the reason you give us for not getting a job will prevent the cops giving you a bang bang licence.........

[Tank]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the reason you give us for not getting a job will prevent the cops giving you a bang bang licence.........

Before they even turn him down - the little guy's too lazy to even go to the cop shop for the form.

[ynot slow]

Before even getting a license,get a safe for it,then work out what/why you want a firearm,then once you pass the test,you have to tell the firearms officer what you intend using the rifle for.Saying you want to dearstalk with a .22 magnum aint the correct answer they will want to hear,they would tell you sorry(politely your a dipstick learn more about rifles)join a club.

[hospitalfood]

went to the range today......
did not see you there skid, which is lucky for you.

i don't think you would get a licence. suspect your criminal record would prevent it.

[skidMark]

went to the range today......
did not see you there skid, which is lucky for you.

i don't think you would get a licence. suspect your criminal record would prevent it.


Hmm i was wondering about that, but i figure being 3 convictions, all driving related i should be okay no assaults no violence etc.

[Sharry]

Hang on a momment.............
Are all our hard earned taxes now going to the unemployed to buy guns :gob:

Will someone pleeease tell me why I work 5 days days a week :blink:

[Indiana_Jones]

Hmm i was wondering about that, but i figure being 3 convictions, all driving related i should be okay no assaults no violence etc.

I think there's something about being of a good character....

-Indy

[scumdog]

Never met you Skid but somehow I feel your proving yourself as a 'fit and proper person' could be a bit of a challenge - going by what is posted on this thread alone....

[Indiana_Jones]

Hang on a momment.............
Are all our hard earned taxes now going to the unemployed to buy guns :gob:

Will someone pleeease tell me why I work 5 days days a week :blink:

Havn't you heard? some people just don't feel like working, God bless them.

It's our job as tax payers to make sure they have all the things they want.

-Indy

[Sharry]

Thank you Indy, I feel so much better now that you have explained my purpose in life as seen by those who can't be fudged to get off their arse and do a days work :killingme

[skidMark]

Hang on a momment.............
Are all our hard earned taxes now going to the unemployed to buy guns :gob:

Will someone pleeease tell me why I work 5 days days a week :blink:


Because you are a slave to the money and i am a free spirit.

Jealousy's a bitch eh.

[scumdog]

Because you are a slave to the money and i am a free spirit.

Jealousy's a bitch eh.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pffft, jealous?
'I don't think so Tim'

[Mully]

Because you are a slave to the money and i am a free spirit.


You'd have to be a free spirit - you can't afford to pay for one.

[skidMark]

Mwahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pffft, jealous?
'I don't think so Tim'

Says the cop....

[Mully]

Says the cop....

What does that mean, and why is it an insult?

Cops get to shoot people all the time. And Taser.... ***zzzzap***

[Sharry]

Because you are a slave to the money and i am a free spirit.

Jealousy's a bitch eh.


Jealous????

I don't think so, I have something you may never have. It's called the satisfaction of having having made it yourself. Wether that be your days work or what you own and enjoy.

Begrudge would be a better word. I do begrudge giving money to other people to waste.... you see Mark I can't afford to waste my money becuase I know how hard it is earnt and budgeted.

[scumdog]

Says the cop....

Too true.

Just thinking what bike I'll take for a ride tomorrow if it's fine.

Or if it's wet what classic car I'll take for a spin.

And mulling over whether to go to Aussie or the US.

And you Skiddy, what are your plans?

[fire eyes]

well dude if your serious about getting a license and a gun and hunting etc etc .. then that is commendable .. how do you do it without a job and its a serious question to not a pisstake .. sorry to say Im a slave to the job gods .. only way I can provide for my kids is to work ..

[doc]

Faaaark, I'm bitin my tongue here. Don't need anymore infractions, now that yor my friend an all. when ppl go postal they don't go after those on their friends list do they ?

[zeocen]

These threads where he openly admits to being a cock makes me wonder why in other threads, some people *still* defend him with "he's just a kid, we were like that"

I sure as shit wasn't.

Hmm, this whole working thing... I wonder which of the 3 bikes I'll ride for the rest of Easter, one of them including the do up bike that is actually rideable and presentable :niceone:

[skidMark]

Faaaark, I'm bitin my tongue here. Don't need anymore infractions, now that yor my friend an all. when ppl go postal they don't go after those on their friends list do they ?

LOL you're safe... you gave me jaffa's :devil2:


These threads where he openly admits to being a cock makes me wonder why in other threads, some people *still* defend him with "he's just a kid, we were like that"

I sure as shit wasn't.

Hmm, this whole working thing... I wonder which of the 3 bikes I'll ride for the rest of Easter, one of them including the do up bike that is actually rideable and presentable :niceone:

Awesome...

i do it all for wind up, yes i need a job yes i have been applying for them, no i havnt had an offer yet...

But it is funny to just say one sentance to you lot and you all have a big cry and a bleat, i live for this shit .

Ive been doing this for 4 years...

Somebody goes for it everytime, i just dont understand... people say I never learn. lol

[zeocen]

no i havnt had an offer yet...

Pretty sure there's been more than one occasion where you have been offered a job on KB of all places. But when it doesn't go your way or you're found out you just go "haha! I've just been trolling you guys for 4 years! haha@you!!!"

You got us good mate.

[jrandom]

Never met you Skid but somehow I feel your proving yourself as a 'fit and proper person' could be a bit of a challenge...

I don't think he'll need to worry about it, though. There's a $123.75 application fee to find first.

[SARGE]

Hey you lot, just got my gun license, any reccomendations on what specific guns to go for...

Cheers: Skid.


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[LBD]

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I love it.....this or a barrett 5o cal...

Either will solve your shopping woes, no appitite with the first or freezer full with the second.

[skidMark]

I love it.....this or a barrett 5o cal...

Either will solve your shopping woes, no appitite with the first or freezer full with the second.

The disturbing thing is i know what a barrett is, you have to be a bloodey good shooter to even hang onto the thing let alone hit something, awesome sniper rifle though.

[YellowDog]

fuck last it was help with your supermarket shopping now what gun to buy Why not post on a shopping forum and a hunting forum respectively, this is a biker site ya attention seeking noob
I think we'd rather know!

[Swoop]

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[Indiana_Jones]

The disturbing thing is i know what a barrett is, you have to be a bloodey good shooter to even hang onto the thing let alone hit something, awesome sniper rifle though.

Good luck saving up for a .50 lol

What makes it awesome?

-Indy

[skidMark]

Good luck saving up for a .50 lol

What makes it awesome?

-Indy


The fact you can turn a sheep into mush from 2 miles away?

[jrandom]

The fact you can turn a sheep into mush from 2 miles away?

Fantasising on the internet about things you've seen pictures of on the internet is awesome.

[scumdog]

Fantasising on the internet about things you've seen pictures of on the internet is awesome.

I'll second that.

[Indiana_Jones]

The fact you can turn a sheep into mush from 2 miles away?

yea, let's start with .177 and work your way up aye....

-Indy

[The Pastor]

yea, let's start with .177 and work your way up aye....

-Indy
yeah lets sign all our posts as to avoid any confusion as to who posted it.

-imawanker

[gatch]

Suppose say you did actually get your firearms license one day, just buy a double trigger 12guage, make sure it can handle 3-1/2 inch mag shells, get some big ol rifled slugs and fire them both at once.

If it was an american film (something like what is going on in your head I'm guessing) then it wouldn't kick at all and all the deer in the forest will be immediately rendered into finely cut steaks and rolled roasts.

Its easy really, just like 60-0kph in 2 sec..

[Beemer]

Oh fu.......:rolleyes:

Times two - is this serious, he has a gun licence now? *Walks off, shaking head and wondering what the world is coming to.*

[Tank]

Times two - is this serious, he has a gun licence now? *Walks off, shaking head and wondering what the world is coming to.*

no - it was another lame ass 2/10 troll.

Why isnt this in PD yet. If fact - why arnt all skidmarks threads forced to be started in PD.

[Zoolander]

no - it was another lame ass 2/10 troll.

Why isnt this in PD yet. If fact - why arnt all skidmarks threads forced to be started in PD.

On that note, why is he still even posting? How many "boo hoo, goodbye kiwibiker, i'm leaving, sniff, blah blah" threads has he started now? I thought the rules of this site were that anyone who posted that would be shown the door for good.

[Tank]

On that note, why is he still even posting? How many "boo hoo, goodbye kiwibiker, i'm leaving, sniff, blah blah" threads has he started now? I thought the rules of this site were that anyone who posted that would be shown the door for good.

He is on the ignore list of so many people, nobody actually noticed his goodbye post.

[jrandom]

I thought the rules of this site were that anyone who posted that would be shown the door for good.

No. Just for two weeks, IIRC.

[Usarka]

No. Just for two weeks, IIRC.

Bro! Haven't seen you round here for....ummm...about 2 weeks! :shifty:

[jrandom]

Bro! Haven't seen you round here for....ummm...about 2 weeks! :shifty:

I don't go out with fanfare, I just get bored and wander off occasionally.

Got my driver's licence and motorcycle back today, so I feel like sharing some love.

[Usarka]

I don't go out with fanfare, I just get bored and wander off occasionally.

Got my driver's licence and motorcycle back today, so I feel like sharing some love.

Ditto, but thanks rub it in why don't ya!

By the time I (likely) lose my licence (for something I don't remember) and get it back again it's going to be about 9 months sans bike :crybaby:

wanders off into sunset.....

ps - enjoy :D

[LBD]

Good luck saving up for a .50 lol

What makes it awesome?

-Indy

The fully floating barrel...It takes out any recoil imputs from the shooter...

About $6000 USD

[jrandom]

The fully floating barrel...It takes out any recoil imputs from the shooter...

'Floating' barrels don't take out 'recoil inputs from the shooter'. Where'd you hear that bollocks? And how do you think it's supposed to work?

'Floating' barrels are the sort that don't rest directly on the stock around them, which stops the point of aim from changing as the barrel heats and expands.

[Indiana_Jones]

'Floating' barrels don't take out 'recoil inputs from the shooter'. Where'd you hear that bollocks? And how do you think it's supposed to work?

'Floating' barrels are the sort that don't rest directly on the stock around them, which stops the point of aim from changing as the barrel heats and expands.

What he said.

Even my .22 has a floating barrel and there's still recoil (well as much recoil as one gets from a .22)

-Indy

[Fatjim]

you pass the test,you have to tell the firearms officer what you intend using the rifle for.Saying you want to dearstalk with a .22 magnum aint the correct answer they will want to hear,they would tell you sorry(politely your a dipstick learn more about rifles)join a club.

Mine was "for shooting pigs" dumbfucks didn't even blink at the irony.

[ynot slow]

Mine was "for shooting pigs" dumbfucks didn't even blink at the irony.

Shit that is close to the bone,mind you some guys (testers) are say deer stalkers club members,smallbore members(well when I did mine years ago,small town)as some small areas don't have specialised arms officer in the force/station.

[Fatjim]

Mine was at Wellington central police station.

[Swoop]

The fully floating barrel...It takes out any recoil imputs from the shooter...
It is the muzzle brake that reduces the felt recoil. Floating the barrel is for accuracy.