Caption contest at Coroglen Tavern

[greminn]

I still donut know what you win...

[Katman]

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

[AD345]

Attempts to perfect the "KB Wave" hit a new low....

[nico]

keep drinking ull get a free ride home, the long way!

[Katman]

My second choice.

'If a picture paints a thousand words.............?'

[MSTRS]

Sweet! I got off on a technicality...I'm riding, not driving...
Disclaimer: Drink driving or riding not condoned.

[Tubbsy]

"Drunk Mick flicks a 'she'll be right' sign at the lads before jumping on his bike to ride over the other side of the road and stop in the newly allocated parking"

[UberRhys]

"The Coroglen Tavern, famous for a quick pint before going to work" :Police::drinkup:

or...

"The Coroglen Tavern, why drink while driving when you can stop and relax" :innocent::drinkup:

[Mystic13]

Local lad shows the style he used to win the world "Air Harp" competition. Next year he plans to defend his title and enter the "Air Banjo" competition. When asked why he'd chosen to enter these contests over the more widely known "Air Guitar" he commented that "Any drunk motorcyclist can do air guitar. Besides, there were a lot less entrants in the "Air Harp Worlds".

[Mystic13]

"How to play a woman like a fiddle.... now if only I had a woman"

[MSTRS]

Well, you see, it was like this. I had one on this thumb and one on THIS thumb....

[Mystic13]

"so this is how I hold a woman and kiss her"

A local lady viewing rated the embrace and kiss a "2". This could explain the lack of woman in his life.

[Mystic13]

A drunk dances the full Swan Lake Ballet and later comments that he used to do it better when he was younger. Clearly the consumption of alcohol or wearing motorcycle gear hadn't hindered the performance.

[Mystic13]

After hopping off his Harley with Ape Hangers Jack found he couldn't bend his arms or close hist hand. So this meant firstly he couldn't hold a beer and if he could he couldn't bring it to his mouth. The locals in amusement put glasses of beer to his lips and watched him drink like a lizard. You have to help a mate when he's in trouble was what they said till he let them know he needed to go to the bathroom. Sharon asked for the guys present whether he wanted to number "1's" or "2's". Sharon was delighted that she wasn't allowed in the mens.

So it's hold'n'shake or wipe time.

[ManDownUnder]

... and an hour later, the funniest thing happened 25m down the road...

[Finn]

The new owner of Finn's bike couldn't understand the increase in police presence. Clearly, it take severals days for LTSA to update Police records.

[greminn]

The new owner of Finn's bike couldn't understand the increase in police presence. Clearly, it take severals days for LTSA to update Police records.

That works both ways!! :2thumbsup Been flicking the bird at cops ever since. They havent turned up at yours yet? Been turning round and mooning speed cameras as well. :shifty:

[Swoop]

Mobile home pulled over by cops. Bikers ecstatic.:banana:

[retro asian]

"FTP... I'm too gangsta fo' this sh*t. Nahmean"

[mctshirt]

"I'll be sweet as Bro...I've only had this many drinks" (friend to right indicates exact amount)

[grusomhat]

"Cop rear-ends camper after quick drink with bikies"