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motorbyclist
13th April 2009, 23:35
SO today I got pulled over by a biker cop after he'd been following me for some time along the motorway - just a routine licence check to make sure I was legal and the bike was infact mine. Happy to oblige (though I must remember not to approach cops with my helmet on, they get scared:innocent:).

Just before we go to put out helmets back on we hear the smash of glass as a bottle lands just short of the cop bike. There is only ONE car going past, so the cop goes, "well I guess that was him then", pops on his helmet and tears off after him.

I continued down the motorway and didn't see him pulled over so assume the driver continued to do a runner.

Not only could that bottle have killed either of us, but it was obviously that car that threw it.

How stupid can some people be?!

Squiggles
13th April 2009, 23:39
Its even better when its a bottle thrown from the oncoming side of the motorway...

The Baron
14th April 2009, 07:11
I continued down the motorway and didn't see him pulled over so assume the driver continued to do a runner.

!

Follow and wait for backup.

munterk6
14th April 2009, 08:03
"that bottle was thrown by the pilot of the microlight passing overhead at the time your Honour" :innocent:

awayatc
14th April 2009, 08:35
I am glad it was thrown at a cop that time.....(and missed)..since he can do something about it hopefully.
Plenty of F*ckwiths about that throw bottles at anybody....,Motorists, pedestrians and pushbikers alike.

I would definitely get locked up for a long timeif I would catch up with one throwing a bottle at me

Danae
14th April 2009, 08:51
Lucky it didn't hit you, and lucky a cop was there. They were the only car on the motorway? Wow, what a douche.

Hitcher
14th April 2009, 08:56
How stupid can some people be?!

Burn them!

gijoe1313
14th April 2009, 08:57
I'm sure the alleged thrower of the bottle had a valid and compelling excuse. Tui Ad.

Tank
14th April 2009, 09:32
What a gutless thing for someone to do.

What the fuck goes thru the heads of people doing shit like that (other than P)?

davereid
14th April 2009, 09:33
He missed both of you.

Find him and put him in the NZ Cricket team.

Assuming he catches as badly as he bowls, he will fit right in.

Beemer
14th April 2009, 09:43
Not only could that bottle have killed either of us, but it was obviously that car that threw it.

How stupid can some people be?!

Clever car to throw a bottle - was it a smart car? Or maybe some moron in the car threw the bottle instead and the poor car just got blamed for it?

MSTRS
14th April 2009, 09:45
What the fuck goes thru the heads of people doing shit like that

A small piece of fast moving lead would be a good start...

boman
14th April 2009, 09:53
A small piece of fast moving lead would be a good start...

LOL. Man would that save the tax paying NZer some money or what. Rule 303.

:bash:

MSTRS
14th April 2009, 11:05
LOL. Man would that save the tax paying NZer some money or what. Rule 303.


Subsection 308, item 270.

Hitcher
14th April 2009, 11:08
Subsection 308, item 270.

Clause 556. A particular favourite.

slofox
14th April 2009, 11:09
What the fuck goes thru the heads of people doing shit like that (other than P)?

The contents of the bottle presumably...

MSTRS
14th April 2009, 11:20
Clause 556. A particular favourite.

For the search-challenged, this can all be found in the Act on page 3006. I'm not sure if it was published by Lapua or Roberts, but I believe there was something about 338 being involved.

Mikkel
14th April 2009, 13:07
However, statute 50 might be taking it a bit too far.

Idiots abound - welcome to the brave new world of socialism, we have only begun to witness the results of our naivity.

scumdog
14th April 2009, 13:55
However, statute 50 might be taking it a bit too far.

Idiots abound - welcome to the brave new world of socialism, we have only begun to witness the results of our naivity.

But, but, lowering the drinking age was to allow people to learn how to drink sensibly from a young age.

Hoo-boy, THAT really worked, didn't it?

zzzbang
14th April 2009, 14:32
But, but, lowering the drinking age was to allow people to learn how to drink sensibly from a young age.

Hoo-boy, THAT really worked, didn't it?

smartestest plan evers!

macros87
14th April 2009, 15:06
bottle guy = dushbag, but on another note, how come you get pulled over so much? what the hell are you doing out there on the road!

PirateJafa
14th April 2009, 15:19
If this person 'tried' to kill both you a cop, surely he/she will be done for attempted murder at the very least? Maybe, just maybe, and I am going out on a limb here, but maybe the bottle was ment to hit the ground and not you or the cop?
Did you take drama at High School MB?......:rockon:
Just like the chap who stabbed that tagger didn't "mean" to stab him? But still ended up in front of a judge regardless?

shingo
14th April 2009, 16:11
how come you get pulled over so much? what the hell are you doing out there on the road!

They see his long blonde hair sticking out the back of his helmet and think he's a hot biker chick :jerry:

Anarkist
14th April 2009, 17:47
They see his long blonde hair sticking out the back of his helmet and think he's a hot biker chick :jerry:

That and the Angelina Jolie style blowjob lips

grusomhat
14th April 2009, 18:24
"that bottle was thrown by the pilot of the microlight passing overhead at the time your Honour" :innocent:

The gods must be crazy!

Kungfaux
15th April 2009, 00:34
So many people throw bottles from cars!!

The other night me and my mate were in town and were walking back to his car and we had to cross Queen St, we used the crossing. Our green man held up some ratty twentysomething girls in a red vw golf. We cross, get to the car and then SMASH! The girls had chucked a bottle as they drove past and had just missed us and the car.

Bitches.

Elysium
15th April 2009, 04:49
Only thing I've ever had thrown at me was an egg when I was driving my cage. Knew it was some fuckwit from an on comming car but didn't realise the damage it had done till I got home. Given the right amount of force, the egg fragments scratched some amount of paint off my door.

mctshirt
15th April 2009, 05:48
For the search-challenged, this can all be found in the Act on page 3006. I'm not sure if it was published by Lapua or Roberts, but I believe there was something about 338 being involved.

Clause 22 won't have enough stopping power making it largely irrelevant in this case...

dangerous
15th April 2009, 06:34
Plenty of F*ckwiths about that throw bottles at anybody....,Motorists, pedestrians and pushbikers alike.

at the begining of the year Rashika was 7mt preggers and on her push bike headed to work.. when a full bottle of water with no lid was throghen at her from some wee cunts in a car, struck her side mm's from the baby her comming to rest in the grass... had we lost our son it would have been my lifes mission to find the cunts...

bring back compulsary milatery training to schools, alow parents to use the jug cord, ban play stations and the vilont games... ya know thinking about it, its the parents that are the issue.

James Deuce
15th April 2009, 07:11
its the parents that are the issue.
Yay!

Having to look after the damn things really brings that into perspective.


For the search-challenged, this can all be found in the Act on page 3006. I'm not sure if it was published by Lapua or Roberts, but I believe there was something about 338 being involved.

In most urban situations, I'd rather gauge the potential for area suppression, as per subsection AA-12. They usually travel in groups you see.
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MarkH
15th April 2009, 15:56
How stupid can some people be?!

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin (RIP)

motorbyclist
15th April 2009, 19:36
bottle guy = dushbag, but on another note, how come you get pulled over so much? what the hell are you doing out there on the road!

i do a minimum of 40km per day, most of which is through west auckland. I personally like the idea that they do licence/rego checks as that might be the way in which my stolen bike is recovered, and will help keep retards off the road (and rthus keep our acc levies etc from soaring)

plus, as the cop said, bike is rego'd to my dad and I certainly don't look like an old man so it would be a bit irresponsible not to check


If this person 'tried' to kill both you a cop, surely he/she will be done for attempted murder at the very least? Maybe, just maybe, and I am going out on a limb here, but maybe the bottle was ment to hit the ground and not you or the cop?

now for some reason i can't see this post (suspect a mod beat me to it), but two things come to mind:


Had a bottle hit either of our bare heads at 100kph I have no doubt it could result in a lethal injury
While I may have exaggerated a bit, what the fuck went through this guy's head before he threw the bloody thing? Malicious or just plain stupid I dont care; he should not be allowed to simply drive off to bottle another unsuspecting person and possibly injure/slaughter them too.


I bet you wouldn't be too impressed if some wnaker starting taking 'warning' shots at you either

dpex
15th April 2009, 19:49
SO today I got pulled over by a biker cop after he'd been following me for some time along the motorway - just a routine licence check to make sure I was legal and the bike was infact mine. Happy to oblige (though I must remember not to approach cops with my helmet on, they get scared:innocent:).

Just before we go to put out helmets back on we hear the smash of glass as a bottle lands just short of the cop bike. There is only ONE car going past, so the cop goes, "well I guess that was him then", pops on his helmet and tears off after him.

I continued down the motorway and didn't see him pulled over so assume the driver continued to do a runner.

Not only could that bottle have killed either of us, but it was obviously that car that threw it.

How stupid can some people be?!

I must say, I have yet to see a car throw a bottle. Cam belts, rings, etc, I have seen. But a bottle? That would be a first.

dpex
15th April 2009, 20:12
But, but, lowering the drinking age was to allow people to learn how to drink sensibly from a young age.

Hoo-boy, THAT really worked, didn't it?

Scum, I take your point, but change never happened in a time-frame of a life.

For example, military Juanta is kind've yesterday's activity, yet Barny is going hard at it in modern Fiji.

First comes change, then society slowly, ever so slowly, gets used to it.

In about 3,000 years from now Kiwi kids will have grown up enough to deal with booze at age 5. But, of course, by then they'll have access to a vast range of devices of which we cannot even conceive, all of which will give the older generation heartburn, pain, and much more.

The fact is, no person learns vicariously. We all learn from personal experience. We can 'tell' the youngers every last ounce of our accrued knowledge, and most will snuffle at old cunts trying to tell the new generation where it's at....like they have the moral authority?

Nup. The best we can do is find ways to beat hard and sharp on malefactors.

The current regime of touchy-feely imprisonment/car-crushing/licence removal, are just hurdles to jump. 'Who gives a fuck?' is the new anthem.

Sundry Singaporeans and Eastern Blok folk give a fuck when their arses can be flayed.

But, at the moment, here in lil-ol NZ, we're still held fast in the clutch of those who believe one can reason with youth.

Fact is, they couldn't reason with me as a youth, and nothing has changed except there's no cop around ready to give my youthfull equals a boot up the arse.

It was the prospect of the boot up the arse which kept me on the straight and narrow.

But scum, for the minor group of shits who give you cops a hard time, just know that me, and most of us, hate the fact you have radar but love the fact you're there when we really need you.

Interesting duality of thinking, eh?

_Shrek_
15th April 2009, 20:43
Subsection 308, item 270.

sub-sec 308, 3006, 7m mag the last being my favorite for the long reach when needed :whistle:

motorbyclist
15th April 2009, 21:26
I must say, I have yet to see a car throw a bottle. Cam belts, rings, etc, I have seen. But a bottle? That would be a first.

you know what i mean:rolleyes:

awayatc
15th April 2009, 21:36
sub-sec 308, 3006, 7m mag the last being my favorite for the long reach when needed :whistle:

I prefer to keep things up close and personal.....
:drool:

Howsie
15th April 2009, 21:38
Clause 556. A particular favourite.

I say, let Darwin do the work