The dictatorship continues

[Finn]

I recall our corrupt ex dictator, Helen Clarke, the Antichrist itself, hypocritically observing the holy long weekend of Easter while many a suffering bunny rabbit was 22'd on the cross of a telescopic sight. And her wrath was bestowed upon any hard serving peasant who ignored her orders of no work.

But meanwhile, the tranquility of Oneroa Bay on Waiheke Island was interrupted by a commercial enterprise doing its best to relieve the public of its hard earned cash. Yes folks, Auckland City Council had its parking warden in full swing on Good Friday.

What utter cunts.

This is the reason why these fuck knuckles are going to be restructured. Hopefully many of them will end up living under bridges where they belong. On another note, there was much less traffic on my usual route to work this morning but it still took the same time. Why you ask? Because the Council have placed 27 traffic lights within line of site of each other, all synchronised so you had to stop at each one for no reason. These morons should all be made to eat their cardigans and 20 year old sandals while the public get to throw rotten eggs and garbage at them.

[Mully]

Did you get a ticket?? You should report them to the Department of Labour - see if they get a fine for it.

But yes, I agree. A complete pack of wankers. Auckland City wardens somehow manage to be worse than Waitakere ones.

[Tank]

Did you get a ticket?? You should report them to the Department of Labour - see if they get a fine for it.


They wont get a fine - they are allowed via a bylaw.

[Finn]

Did you get a ticket?? You should report them to the Department of Labour - see if they get a fine for it.

I would of liked to have seen the fat bastard try - I was on a boat.

[vifferman]

On another note, there was much less traffic on my usual route to work this morning but it still took the same time. Why you ask? Because the Council have placed 27 traffic lights within line of site of each other, all synchronised so you had to stop at each one for no reason.
I don't geddit, Mr Finn. I can't be arsed looking, but I bet if I did, all the D'Auckland councils websites will have some pro-Greenie bullshit about how they care for the environment, and love the babylesbianafghanifeministfursealwhalepenguins. Yet (however!) the fuckers are masters of wasting fuel and increasing pollution by making sure traffic is as stop-start as possible. Shirley it would save HEAPS (of $$$, and the aforementioned cute'n'cuddly critters) having an intelligent and co-ordinated traffic control system?

Oh - I gave in, and checked the NorfShaw Cuntsill's website. Yeah, all the bullshit about saving the environment, reducing pollution etc is all there, but the "Traffic Management" link is broken. <chortle>
There was recently a bit in the local rag abut how 'they' had spent almost as much as the councillors' lunch money on a New! Improved!! co-ordinated and 'smart' computer system for all the NorfShaw's traffic lights.
"Yay!" said I, "At last they'll stop being mental, and I'll be able to exit from the end of my street in the weekends when there's no traffic and the traffic lights aren't on a mentalised mechanical timer!".
I've seen no evidence of it so far. Maybe 'they' are still installing the steam pipes, cables and pulleys....

[Mully]

They wont get a fine - they are allowed via a bylaw.

Oh. Good to know, I guess.


I would of liked to have seen the fat bastard try - I was on a boat.

I presume you abused him loudly then? My favourite is asking them what they are going to do when they have to get a real job and stop making people miserable.

[MisterD]

I recall our corrupt ex dictator, Helen Clarke, the Antichrist itself,

By the way, in case it has passed the great unwashed by (as it would, because our lefty media will never tell you...) our corrupt ex-dictator, despite delivering her valedictory speach to parliament, has still not resigned. This means we, the long suffering tax payers of this nation are still stumping up for her salary despite the fact she's literally (rather than figuratively for the last 15 years) doing nothing to deserve it...

[Ixion]

They wont get a fine - they are allowed via a bylaw.

Bylaw can't override statute. But they are probably covered as 'enforcement officers" under the necessary services provision. Like cops.

[Finn]

Bylaw can't override statute. But they are probably covered as 'enforcement officers" under the necessary services provision. Like cops.

It's just a pity that such bylaws fail to recognise the necessity of people wanting to work to feed their families.

[Virago]

You got a parking ticket at the weekend - and it's Helen Clarke's fault...? :laugh:

[Badjelly]

You got a parking ticket at the weekend - and it's Helen Clarke's fault...? :laugh:

Everything is Helen Clark's fault. And will be for a while yet.

[Finn]

You got a parking ticket at the weekend - and it's Helen Clarke's fault...? :laugh:

I was on a boat and the boat was anchored in Oneroa so in response, no I didn't get a ticket. Although I'm sure that if Helen Clark Jong-il managed to purchase another 3 year term, her devout servants would have introduced parking infringements for boats. I mean, these rich pricks should be punished for owning boats.

[Finn]

It appears I'm not the only one who noticed this...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sideswipe/news/article.cfm?c_id=702&objectid=10566429

Thanks Richard.

[Mikkel]

Parking kills, just keep on driving - slowly.

[MisterD]

Everything is Helen Clark's fault. And will be for a while yet.

No, not everything, some of it was down to that bastard Cullen...

[Big Dave]

He's on a boat mutherf*****!

[slofox]

No, not everything, some of it was down to that bastard Cullen...

You're ALL wrong - it is still all Piggy Muldoon's fault....and that George Grey wasn't so goddam perfect either...

[Finn]

No, not everything, some of it was down to that bastard Cullen...

Funny how he was so keen to land a "corporate" job at NZ Post. Now he's going to be working for that rich prick, John Key. What a hypocrite.

[Quasievil]

I was on a boat

Was it a Mutha fucking boat ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

[peasea]

Was it a Mutha fucking boat ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

That's pure gold, well done.

[scumdog]

I recall our corrupt ex dictator, Helen Clarke, the Antichrist itself, hypocritically observing the holy long weekend of Easter while many a suffering bunny rabbit was 22'd on the cross of a telescopic sight. And her wrath was bestowed upon any hard serving peasant who ignored her orders of no work.

But meanwhile, the tranquility of Oneroa Bay on Waiheke Island was interrupted by a commercial enterprise doing its best to relieve the public of its hard earned cash. Yes folks, Auckland City Council had its parking warden in full swing on Good Friday.

What utter cunts.

This is the reason why these fuck knuckles are going to be restructured. Hopefully many of them will end up living under bridges where they belong. On another note, there was much less traffic on my usual route to work this morning but it still took the same time. Why you ask? Because the Council have placed 27 traffic lights within line of site of each other, all synchronised so you had to stop at each one for no reason. These morons should all be made to eat their cardigans and 20 year old sandals while the public get to throw rotten eggs and garbage at them.

Had a bad day sonny?
:innocent:

[Finn]

Had a bad day sonny?
:innocent:

It started this morning when I went to brush off what I thought was my girlfriends long black hair from my right ear but it turned out it was well attached.

[Mully]

Funny how he was so keen to land a "corporate" job at NZ Post. Now he's going to be working for that rich prick, John Key. What a hypocrite.

Did you see the Sunday papers? Reckons he regrets calling John Key that, but in the traditional Labour way, it wasn't his fault. (The gist was that it was John Key's fault, of course).

[Finn]

Did you see the Sunday papers? Reckons he regrets calling John Key that, but in the traditional Labour way, it wasn't his fault. (The gist was that it was John Key's fault, of course).

No. I did ask if they could re-direct delivery to the boat but they said they would have to pass my request to the supervisor. I didn't hear back and there wasn't a paper on the transom Sunday morning... unless of course the milkman stole it.

The slimy toad is just sucking up to his new boss now.

[MisterD]

Did you see the Sunday papers? Reckons he regrets calling John Key that, but in the traditional Labour way, it wasn't his fault. (The gist was that it was John Key's fault, of course).

Well he's at least bettered his erstwhile leader and her UK counterpart in actually expressing regret over anything...

[Swoop]

...many a suffering bunny rabbit was 22'd on the cross of a telescopic sight.

Yes folks, Auckland City Council had its parking warden in full swing on Good Friday.
Interesting that you mentioned "shooting" and "praking Nazi's" in the same post... Perhaps a decent sport could be invented?:ar15:

[Mikkel]

Interesting that you mentioned "shooting" and "praking Nazi's" in the same post... Perhaps a decent sport could be invented?:ar15:

Well, anything with a high-vis vest is fair game - I thought everyone knew that! :devil2:

[sharknet]

Everything is Helen Clark's fault. And will be for a while yet.

Ironic really that Clark turned NZ into a 3rd world country, she gets to dole out billions to third world countries...I wonder if we will get any back?

Notice something else?

Labour
UN
UN-liked
UN-useful
UN-organised
UN-sympathetic...

(and yes I have worked with the UN, waste of time and effort)