Marmoot
17th April 2009, 13:55
A man was driving on the hill road at night when suddenly he struck something. He went out to have a look and realised that it was the Easter Bunny. The bunny was dead and the eggs and candies are all scaterred over the road.
A blonde came around when she saw the man crying. She asked "what happened?". "I ran over the Easter Bunny and now he's dead and there may not be easter all because of me".
The blonde went to her car, picked up a can and sprayed all the content on the dead rabbit.
Suddenly the rabbit jumped up, gathered all the eggs and candies into its basket, waved at the two people and hopped off. Stopped after 50m, turned around, waved and hopped off. After 50m stopped, waved, and hopped off. And so on until it's very far away.
Amazed the man asked "what in heaven is in that can?".
The blonde replied "Hairpsray. Revives dead hair. Brings permanent wave"
A blonde came around when she saw the man crying. She asked "what happened?". "I ran over the Easter Bunny and now he's dead and there may not be easter all because of me".
The blonde went to her car, picked up a can and sprayed all the content on the dead rabbit.
Suddenly the rabbit jumped up, gathered all the eggs and candies into its basket, waved at the two people and hopped off. Stopped after 50m, turned around, waved and hopped off. After 50m stopped, waved, and hopped off. And so on until it's very far away.
Amazed the man asked "what in heaven is in that can?".
The blonde replied "Hairpsray. Revives dead hair. Brings permanent wave"