View Full Version : NZ Motorcycle darwin award nominations for march
TwoSeven
10th March 2005, 19:05
This is my first nomination.
The chap on the Yellow TL1000 on Morehouse ave CHCH at 4pm this afternoon. Him and his pillion wearing black and carrying small packs.
Next time you pull out of a side street into a 3 lane carrige way without looking you may find the car driver wasn't and will hit you.
This chap proceded to drive out of a side road into the middle of the left hand lane at the beginning of rush hour causing me to haul on the anchors of my car - luckely I happened to have seen him earlier and was slowing anyhow since he didnt appear to be looking.
He didnt look until he was well into the middle of the lane and wondered why I was only 2 feet from the back of his bike. Then wobbled all over the place before taking the first left turn without indicating or giving way to the traffic coming from the right (he went thru a give way sign without looking).
I wasnt sure if he was drunk or just incredibly stupid.
His pillion was blissfully unaware of what was going on around them.
My second nomination.
Goes to the young chap in sydenham on the little 2-stroke (I think a scooter by the sound).
Doing high speeds on a back street that is renouned for boy racers and stupid drivers at rush hour (there are 2 blind side streets that people often dont stop for) will get you a darwin award nomination.
Since I can only hear the bike zooming past our house, I'm hoping its not the same rider that was happily motering down the street in shorts and t-shirt, also at high speed.
Ghost Lemur
10th March 2005, 20:58
My nomination would go for ever dumbass I've seen over the past two months in short and t-shirt on a sportsbike. Besides being careless and reckless, it also looks rediculous.
Coldkiwi
11th March 2005, 11:33
My nomination would go for ever dumbass I've seen over the past two months in short and t-shirt on a sportsbike. Besides being careless and reckless, it also looks rediculous.
I can go one better! I saw one such dumbass riding a green ZXR400 coming off the Waipuna Bridge yesterday stopped at Tirakau Drv lights with
-running shoes
-shorts
-tShirt
-No gloves
-and NO helmet!!!! (I kid you not, not even sunnies either)
Couldn't bloody ride either. Wobbled out of the intersection, completely mauled a U-turn and then fluffed his way round the corner before overtaking a car without indicating. Unfortunately I was in the cage (poxy Nissan Sentra Q hatch on loan from the dealership before we get the new cartoday.. oh the shame of it all!) so I couldn't berate him for his stupidity
Paul in NZ
11th March 2005, 11:43
We got passed by a guy on a racing quad headed to the Crusty Demons venue (the cake tin) on Aotea Quay. Had a helmet (no gloves) and sweat shirt, no lights, rego, wof etc Poppin wheelies etc and his head on permanent swivel looking out for the law....
Dumb ass
Paul N
(as pretty cool though and LOUD)
vifferman
11th March 2005, 11:49
Sounds like this should be the "Dumb Arse Awards" (I'd have said "dumb ass" but Hitcher would complain...).
I'd agree with nominating the ones that don't wear proper gear, like the chap I frequently see on the way home who lane-splits in moving traffic, and whose only safety gear appears to be his helmet. Doing something dumb is one thing, but not wearing gear to pretect him when he inevitably craps out is just pushing your luck....
**R1**
11th March 2005, 12:16
My nomination would go for ever dumbass I've seen over the past two months in short and t-shirt on a sportsbike. Besides being careless and reckless, it also looks rediculous.One didnt happen 2b a blue R1 did it??
Lou Girardin
11th March 2005, 15:17
I can go one better! I saw one such dumbass riding a green ZXR400 coming off the Waipuna Bridge yesterday stopped at Tirakau Drv lights with
-running shoes
-shorts
-tShirt
-No gloves
-and NO helmet!!!! (I kid you not, not even sunnies either)
Couldn't bloody ride either. Wobbled out of the intersection, completely mauled a U-turn and then fluffed his way round the corner before overtaking a car without indicating. Unfortunately I was in the cage (poxy Nissan Sentra Q hatch on loan from the dealership before we get the new cartoday.. oh the shame of it all!) so I couldn't berate him for his stupidity
Stolen, perhaps?
Ghost Lemur
14th March 2005, 21:47
One didnt happen 2b a blue R1 did it??
No. The specific one which stood out (amongst the way to many I've seen recently) was a near new Honda. Not to good on models but it looked like a 1 litre CBRrrrrrr.
What made it stand out even more was it was a cold day. So he had no excuse what so ever for dressing like a dick.
Coldkiwi
15th March 2005, 11:51
Stolen, perhaps?
quite possibly now that I think about it.
Lou Girardin
15th March 2005, 13:42
I thought Darwin Awards were awarded to those who gave their lives in the pursuit of the incredibly stupid. An award for the self-removal of their genes from the pool.
For instance, people who get taken out by trains at crossings.
TwoSeven
15th March 2005, 14:44
It is, but we are being pre-emptive.
oldfart
15th March 2005, 19:19
Sh*t a brick, you mug, you missed your chance to remove yet more f*&$kwits from the road there by freeing up more room for the rest of us. This is after all, part of natures natural selection process
Uncle B
15th March 2005, 21:09
Possible award nominee goes to a young fella down the road who passed me and a whole bunch of cars in a 50km zone in the wet with "L" plate displayed wearing sneakers, jeans, thin looking jacket and one f*#@ked up looking helmet, then pulled a tight left hand corner up a side street.
He visits his girlfriend up the road and everytime he leaves you hear him thrash the snot out of his poor little 250.
Wonder how long he'll last.
Skyryder
15th March 2005, 21:21
Possible award nominee goes to a young fella down the road who passed me and a whole bunch of cars in a 50km zone in the wet with "L" plate displayed wearing sneakers, jeans, thin looking jacket and one f*#@ked up looking helmet, then pulled a tight left hand corner up a side street.
He visits his girlfriend up the road and everytime he leaves you hear him thrash the snot out of his poor little 250.
Wonder how long he'll last.
With his girlfriend or his life?? :doctor:
Skyryder.
Uncle B
15th March 2005, 21:29
With his girlfriend or his life?? :doctor:
Skyryder.
Losing his girlfriend is the better option.......even though he rides like a dick I still don't want to see him become another statistic.
RiderInBlack
27th March 2005, 10:06
Losing his girlfriend is the better option.Prefurably before he passes his genes on:msn-wink: Probably too late for that as he probably does not wear any protection in bed ether:whistle: It's a survival trate for the stupid gene. They breed faster and have more (like ducks and fish).
Krusti
27th March 2005, 10:58
My nomination would go for ever dumbass I've seen over the past two months in short and t-shirt on a sportsbike. Besides being careless and reckless, it also looks rediculous.
Probably the same guy we saw riding down Dyers Pass road from Port hills Summit while we were down that way.....the :tugger:
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