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Rcktfsh
19th April 2009, 06:56
Has anyone else noticed that shortly after the passing of the homosexual law reform bill, all of a sudden we have super motards and stunt riders appearing at our road race meetings? Coincidence or something more sinister.......

Kiwi Graham
19th April 2009, 07:33
:lol: :jerry: :corn:

sinfull
19th April 2009, 08:51
Has anyone else noticed that shortly after the passing of the homosexual law reform bill, all of a sudden we have super motards and stunt riders appearing at our road race meetings? Coincidence or something more sinister.......
And the Hondas !!!!!! The amount of Hondas now !!!

Pussy
19th April 2009, 08:53
And the Hondas !!!!!! The amount of Hondas now !!!

And dodgy looking Triumph riders......

sinfull
19th April 2009, 09:03
And dodgy looking Harley riders......
Who told ?

Tony.OK
19th April 2009, 09:14
And the Hondas !!!!!! The amount of Hondas now !!!

You sure do got a purdy mouth boy!!!!!!!

Yeah can't understand the stunting thing at all myself:oi-grr:

Robert Taylor
19th April 2009, 14:02
Has anyone else noticed that shortly after the passing of the homosexual law reform bill, all of a sudden we have super motards and stunt riders appearing at our road race meetings? Coincidence or something more sinister.......

Helen Clark is to blame, along with all the homosexuals in that party.

Tony.OK
19th April 2009, 14:58
Helen Clark is to blame, along with all the homosexuals in that party.

Come on Robert...................you protest about her so much its like there's something a little deeper to it:love:..............I'm sure she's beautiful on the inside:yeah::puke:

Without Labour and the unions I'd not earn enough to buy gold shiney stuff from a capitalist:Pokey:

Rcktfsh
22nd April 2009, 08:44
[QUOTE=Tony.OK;2034283]Come on Robert................... her so much its like I'm sure she's beautiful on the inside:

that puts her one up on robert then.

scracha
22nd April 2009, 17:42
Helen Clark is to blame, along with all the homosexuals in that party.

What party was this you were at Robert?

Robert Taylor
22nd April 2009, 18:14
What party was this you were at Robert?

The Labour party, a refuge for queers.

scrivy
22nd April 2009, 21:07
Has anyone else noticed that shortly after the passing of the homosexual law reform bill, all of a sudden we have super motards and stunt riders appearing at our road race meetings? Coincidence or something more sinister.......

Don't forget those bloody LCR long bikes...... :spanking:

flipper69
22nd April 2009, 21:32
Don't forget those bloody LCR long bikes...... :spanking:

Scrivy,Scrivy,Scrivy

When are you ever going to get over the fact that us old pricks need a nice relaxing race bike that goes very very fast to get some enjoyment outta life.
I hope maybe you and Bob might be back again at the end of the year on whatever, racing full on in the F1's.
I hate to say this but the sport does need you two guys back out there harassing for the top position. If not pass on your knowledge to a Team of young dudes and mentor them thru to a Team of Champions. The biggest problem we have within the sidecar fraternity is the wave that we ride of participation - the highs and lows. The more younger guys with some good backing we can get into the sport over in NZ, the more the wave will stay at its peak. At the moment NZ is peaking quite nicely.

Stace:third:

cs363
22nd April 2009, 21:34
Has anyone else noticed that shortly after the passing of the homosexual law reform bill, all of a sudden we have super motards and stunt riders appearing at our road race meetings? Coincidence or something more sinister.......


Not only that, I've noticed a definite increase in dwarf mechanics... :bleh:

scott411
22nd April 2009, 21:36
Not only that, I've noticed a definite increase in dwarf mechanics... :bleh:

have you started to fix bikes to Colin??

cs363
22nd April 2009, 21:39
have you started to fix bikes to Colin??

Mate, as Monsieur Taylor will attest I positively tower over the gentleman in question.... :finger:
:laugh:

Robert Taylor
22nd April 2009, 23:08
Not only that, I've noticed a definite increase in dwarf mechanics... :bleh:

( Pygmies with insufferable verbal diarrohea in a vain attempt to compensate for their challenged vertical disposition, or acute Mussolini-ism )

When Stroudy raised the ride height on his GSXR1000 at Ruapuna it looked as if the bike was then making its own way to the dummy grid.............

Robert Taylor
22nd April 2009, 23:09
Mate, as Monsieur Taylor will attest I positively tower over the gentleman in question.... :finger:
:laugh:

Tower, well yes. Positively, well no.

cs363
22nd April 2009, 23:14
Tower, well yes. Positively, well no.

I don't think you've actually seen us side by side to see the true difference, but the mere fact that someone so one eyed (blue if I recall the colour...) has noticed is proof enough for me!
Besides, you were probably too busy in your pixie hut with your own personal dwarf.... :bleh:

cs363
22nd April 2009, 23:15
( Pygmies with insufferable verbal diarrohea in a vain attempt to compensate for their challenged vertical disposition, or acute Mussolini-ism )

When Stroudy raised the ride height on his GSXR1000 at Ruapuna it looked as if the bike was then making its own way to the dummy grid.............

Did you notice the curiosly shaped bracket on the side of that bike that was covered with Velcro?
Rumours are abounding that Stroud had installed an onboard mechanic....

sidecar bob
23rd April 2009, 08:18
Scrivy,Scrivy,Scrivy
If not pass on your knowledge to a Team of young dudes and mentor them thru to a Team of Champions.

Stace:third:

Ooooh!! that hurts, We are young dudes!!! Ouch!!

scrivy
23rd April 2009, 08:34
Ooooh!! that hurts, We are young dudes!!! Ouch!!

Well Bob, I am anyway.............

scrivy
23rd April 2009, 08:42
Scrivy,Scrivy,Scrivy
I hate to say this but the sport does need you two guys back out there harassing for the top position. If not pass on your knowledge to a Team of young dudes and mentor them thru to a Team of Champions.
Stace:third:

Passing on our knowledge?? You taking the piss Stace??
Since when is performing the freakshow going to be able to be passed on to others?
No one nowadays wants to put on a show!!
You know I personally care more about crowd enjoyment than actual racing.
The fact we're competitive (or were), is merely down to attaining skills required for showboating!!! Nothing more.
Ah yes, showboating - this is where the BMW post classic chair comes in!!!
Now Bob, lets pump those tyres up to 50 psi next weekend eh?!!
Yeeha.................................. (to be said in a rednecks voice.....)

:whistle:

Robert Taylor
23rd April 2009, 08:45
Well I guess through history there are a lot of people of finite verical disposition who became rather well known e.g Napolean, a certain Austrian corporal, Benito Mussolini, Robert Muldoon ( another corporal ), Michael Cullen, Shaun Harris etc

Shaun
23rd April 2009, 08:47
Well I guess through history there are a lot of people of finite verical disposition who became rather well known e.g Napolean, a certain Austrian corporal, Benito Mussolini, Robert Muldoon ( another corporal ), Michael Cullen, Shaun Harris etc



Sit down and shup up mate:hug:

scracha
23rd April 2009, 18:30
Sit down and shup up mate:hug:
I always think you're sitting anyhoo Shaun.

Mishy
24th April 2009, 23:51
Dwarf throwing, anyone ?

Shaun
25th April 2009, 10:50
Dwarf throwing, anyone ?


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