chap
20th April 2009, 19:52
THE TOE DRAGGER- is usually someone on a sports bike:they will take off then drag their foot about three centimetres off the ground for about fifty metres. I have no idea why they do this perhaps the toe dragger aint confident with the balancing capabilities of the bike and maybe a quick lesson in physics will bring them up to speed. or maybe someone should just tell them they look like a dickhead.
THE WOBBLER- Usually a cousin to the toe dragger,someone who just got his or her licence or one of those dudes that rides when the sun is in the eighth quadrant of the winter solstice.The wobblers antics truly come into play when the lights go green;anyone would think theyve just climbed onto a penny farthing with all the weaving that goes on. Maybe they should`ve bought a trike.
THE CHATTY CATHY- This is someone who,when they pull up next to you,will start a conversation.Not too bad but the conversation will continue over the next eight sets of lights. add to this your wearing a helmet and your not so standard exhaust makes `em harder to hear,not thathe has anything of worth to say which you establish after yelling,"Sorry mate,I didn`t get that," for the eighth time.
THE SAFETY SAM-You`ll notice the safety sam by his fluro jacket and matchin pants.Unfortunately only other riders notice him,not the intended car drivers.THE
BLACK CATTER-Ever meet someone that seems to out-top you in every way? Tou say,"i`ve got a black cat," and they say , "i`ve got a blacker one." Unfortunately they ride motorcycles too! these guys will look at your bike then they`ll tell you they had one just like it,but they threw it down the road,or it got stolen because it was one of the most stolen models ever in the history of bikes,or he got rid of it because when it gets to 60,000 ks the cam will fall right out of it. You can only hope that a volvo will clean this guy up real soon.
THE OUTLAW- Usually on a shovel or early evo with straight through pipes complete with skull helmet and little or no other protective gear. They say nothing and just look straight ahead at the lights.I would like to see the black-catter pull up next to the outlaw.
THE MECHANIC- This dude could be riding a bike straight out of the showroom,but they`ll still be checking every inch of it whilst they sit at the lights. Chain,fuel switch,plug leads.....everything. If you ever pull up next to one at the lights get `em to give your bike the once over.
So next time your at the lights be aware,you`re being observed by many pairs of eyes in cars.Of course this is only until such time as the lights go green and you start to move,then the bastards apparently can`t see ya!
THE WOBBLER- Usually a cousin to the toe dragger,someone who just got his or her licence or one of those dudes that rides when the sun is in the eighth quadrant of the winter solstice.The wobblers antics truly come into play when the lights go green;anyone would think theyve just climbed onto a penny farthing with all the weaving that goes on. Maybe they should`ve bought a trike.
THE CHATTY CATHY- This is someone who,when they pull up next to you,will start a conversation.Not too bad but the conversation will continue over the next eight sets of lights. add to this your wearing a helmet and your not so standard exhaust makes `em harder to hear,not thathe has anything of worth to say which you establish after yelling,"Sorry mate,I didn`t get that," for the eighth time.
THE SAFETY SAM-You`ll notice the safety sam by his fluro jacket and matchin pants.Unfortunately only other riders notice him,not the intended car drivers.THE
BLACK CATTER-Ever meet someone that seems to out-top you in every way? Tou say,"i`ve got a black cat," and they say , "i`ve got a blacker one." Unfortunately they ride motorcycles too! these guys will look at your bike then they`ll tell you they had one just like it,but they threw it down the road,or it got stolen because it was one of the most stolen models ever in the history of bikes,or he got rid of it because when it gets to 60,000 ks the cam will fall right out of it. You can only hope that a volvo will clean this guy up real soon.
THE OUTLAW- Usually on a shovel or early evo with straight through pipes complete with skull helmet and little or no other protective gear. They say nothing and just look straight ahead at the lights.I would like to see the black-catter pull up next to the outlaw.
THE MECHANIC- This dude could be riding a bike straight out of the showroom,but they`ll still be checking every inch of it whilst they sit at the lights. Chain,fuel switch,plug leads.....everything. If you ever pull up next to one at the lights get `em to give your bike the once over.
So next time your at the lights be aware,you`re being observed by many pairs of eyes in cars.Of course this is only until such time as the lights go green and you start to move,then the bastards apparently can`t see ya!