WTF. Is Officer Mikey loose again?

[Ixion]

Pootling home from werk tonight, around 7:30. Swung onto the Soufn at Te Irangawhatsit, and a couple of k norfbound, spotted a single tail light stationary on the shoulder. Oh, methinks, a biker in trouble maybe. So, I pulled across and came in behind him, to stop and check.

Then when I got a few bike lengths behind him, and took a closer look (until then I was mainly watching my mirrors in case some dork decides to rear end me), I see written (quite big) across the back of the bike "POLICE" and some stripes n stuff, and panniers. Oops, it's just a bikey cop lying in wait to ping BadMens speeding (not me, I never speed, speed kills, this I know , the gubbermint tells me so).

One of my general policies is never to hang around in the presence of the plod longer than absolutely unavoidable. So figuring he didnt need any help from me, I kicked into first, and pulled back into traffic (gave him a wee wave as I did so, just to be sociable, like - nuthin against them ).

Minute or so later , my little voice started shrieking "Dude, wake up, what's wrong with this picture"

Well, what was wrong was, first the rider was wearing a red hi-vis (not green-yellow). Second he was wearing a dark helmet, not white.

Third, didn't really take a lot of notice of the bike, being more concerned about watching traffic, like, but, although big and tourier-like (ie not a sprots bike) I don't think it was one of the late BMWs.

So, what gives? Has Officer Mikey of illustrious memory broken loose? or does he have an emulator? Or have the plod changed their livery ? Or what?

Yes' I'm absolutely sure aboute the "POLICE" Quite big letters, reflective, I saw it very clearly. And stripes.

[Mom]

Intersting and worrying :sherlock:

[JimO]

it may have said POULTICE

[Big Dave]

A Mechanic on a ST1300.

[Laxi]

cops are getting funny in their ways, about a month ago I was coming off the rimutakas in toward wellington and passed a biker in complete police safety gear, nothing unusual exept he was riding a red zxr, maybe they swapped bikes for a bit of a change

[Howsie]

Maybe they ran out of the normal green/yellow hi vis vests and he was last in line to grab that scummy black helmet that all biker cops despise with wind noise so loud you have to stop to use the comms and a slightly musty smell??

Or.... the rider of the bike that he had pulled over that was parked next to the behemoth BMW so you didnt see it?

[Howsie]

cops are getting funny in their ways, about a month ago I was coming off the rimutakas in toward wellington and passed a biker in complete police safety gear, nothing unusual exept he was riding a red zxr, maybe they swapped bikes for a bit of a change

it is possible that his car had broken down that day or the trains were not running, or maybe the missus told him off and he rode his own bike to work that day? :headbang:

[tigertim20]

it is possible that his car had broken down that day or the trains were not running, or maybe the missus told him off and he rode his own bike to work that day? :headbang:

haha beat me to it!!

[VasalineWarrior]

Couple of things:

1: Mikey wouldn't be seen dead in a high vis vest on a bike
2: Panniers? Equally unlikely
3: I haven't heard any sirens for hours. Can't be him

Bout time he did get another bike though its been too boring around here lately

[Howsie]

haha beat me to it!!

yea gotta be quick! :niceone:

[nico]

cops are getting funny in their ways, about a month ago I was coming off the rimutakas in toward wellington and passed a biker in complete police safety gear, nothing unusual exept he was riding a red zxr, maybe they swapped bikes for a bit of a change


somebody you might know told me the fuzz in welly have a couple mufty bikes one i know fore sure is a yellow tl or sv one of the two

sneeky bastards

[Blackshear]

somebody you might know told me the fuzz in welly have a couple mufty bikes one i know fore sure is a yellow tl or sv one of the two

sneeky bastards

MUFTI BIKE COPS?! :nono:
Right that's it.
Where's my pushbike.

[Boob Johnson]

Who's Mikey? What I miss?



:corn:

[pritch]

MUFTI BIKE COPS?! :nono:


There's nothing new under the sun. I saw one in 1973 riding up the Ngauranga Gorge and heading out toward Porirua. I was riding to New Plymouth and would have passed him but for the boots he was wearing.
Nobody but a cop would wear those...

Bike had no markings, he was wearing a one pice mufti rain suit and a non-standard helmet, but he had the correct badge on the front of his hat. This I saw as he pulled over a truck.

All in all a nasty idea, wouldn't like it to catch on at all.

[Patch]

only something to worry if you're stupid enough to get caught doing something illegal


Nothing new that they change their tactics from time to time


:whocares:

[Boob Johnson]

only something to worry if you're stupid enough to get caught doing something illegal


Nothing new that they change their tactics from time to time


:whocares:
Guess it's a bit of a stretch to do ANYTHING illegal on a moped aye :clap:

[Brett]

I second what Boob said...I remember Mikey fairly well but am unable to draw the link or possible link, of this chap being our historical Mikey...someone wanna provide me with the fill in?

[Oscar]

Who's Mikey? What I miss?



:corn:

Use to be a couple around here, back in the day.

The bastard on the RD350 picked me up twice, once to give me a warning and then to ticket me three wees later, for not having indicators on my IT200.
The preeck...

[The Pastor]

ixion, you should REALY stop the drinking before riding aye, its messing you up

[Patch]

Guess it's a bit of a stretch to do ANYTHING illegal on a moped aye :clap:
depends how much of a dick you're being which is a matter of one's opinion.


I have (in the past) been warned by Mr. Plod for speeding on my bicycle - and no it wasn't downhill, nor a tailwind. mid 60's in a 50kph zone.


They haven't changed much - plod or idiots

[short-circuit]

I have (in the past) been warned by Mr. Plod for speeding on my bicycle - and no it wasn't downhill, nor a tailwind. mid 60's in a 50kph zone.


Skite !

Thats jealousy on the part of Constable Cream Donut I suspect

[MarkH]

I have (in the past) been warned by Mr. Plod for speeding on my bicycle

Since it isn't a legal requirement to have a speedometer on a bicycle then the police can go fuck themselves on that one IMO.

Back in the days when I was young and fit I used to take great delight in overtaking the nifty fifties on the main street of Hamilton while riding my 12 speed.

[thehovel]

Pootling home from werk tonight, around 7:30. Swung onto the Soufn at Te Irangawhatsit, and a couple of k norfbound, spotted a single tail light stationary on the shoulder. Oh, methinks, a biker in trouble maybe. So, I pulled across and came in behind him, to stop and check.

Then when I got a few bike lengths behind him, and took a closer look (until then I was mainly watching my mirrors in case some dork decides to rear end me), I see written (quite big) across the back of the bike "POLICE" and some stripes n stuff, and panniers. Oops, it's just a bikey cop lying in wait to ping BadMens speeding (not me, I never speed, speed kills, this I know , the gubbermint tells me so).

One of my general policies is never to hang around in the presence of the plod longer than absolutely unavoidable. So figuring he didnt need any help from me, I kicked into first, and pulled back into traffic (gave him a wee wave as I did so, just to be sociable, like - nuthin against them ).

Minute or so later , my little voice started shrieking "Dude, wake up, what's wrong with this picture"

Well, what was wrong was, first the rider was wearing a red hi-vis (not green-yellow). Second he was wearing a dark helmet, not white.

Third, didn't really take a lot of notice of the bike, being more concerned about watching traffic, like, but, although big and tourier-like (ie not a sprots bike) I don't think it was one of the late BMWs.

So, what gives? Has Officer Mikey of illustrious memory broken loose? or does he have an emulator? Or have the plod changed their livery ? Or what?

Yes' I'm absolutely sure aboute the "POLICE" Quite big letters, reflective, I saw it very clearly. And stripes.



It could be a cop BMW out of Motat. They are not run very often and have battery probs. Any way assist Mr Plod =brownie points!!!!!!!!!:Pokey::clap:

[Patch]

Since it isn't a legal requirement to have a speedometer on a bicycle then the police can go fuck themselves on that one IMO.

Back in the days when I was young and fit I used to take great delight in overtaking the nifty fifties on the main street of Hamilton while riding my 12 speed.
maybe not - but it is a legal requirement not to exceed the limit. Exceed it and they are well within the limit of the law to ticket you.

Remember the idiot riding the lawnmower that got done for DIC . . .


Nifty's are cool, especially when they suddenly realise you've been drafting them and then they try and out run you :laugh:

[MarkH]

maybe not - but it is a legal requirement not to exceed the limit. Exceed it and they are well within the limit of the law to ticket you.

Yeah, but without a speedo how are you expected to know that you are exceeding the limit?

[Skunk]

Who's Mikey? What I miss?



:corn:
Try this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=28175&highlight=police) for size...

[nudemetalz]

I remember back in the earlish eigties, the plod had a couple of GPz900's when they were still new as motorway mufti bikes. Then they used VFR750's also later on.
So it's not a new idea by any means.

We've all seen the pics of Hayabusa cop bikes....

[Blackshear]

Since it isn't a legal requirement to have a speedometer on a bicycle then the police can go fuck themselves on that one IMO.

Back in the days when I was young and fit I used to take great delight in overtaking the nifty fifties on the main street of Hamilton while riding my 12 speed.

I've managed to get a speed cameras attention, laughed for days! :headbang:

You can also get done for D(R?)UI on a pushie. Fact.

[hbnath]

You can only get done for EBA (not DIC) on a pushbike if there is a local authority bylaw. It's not general law.

Also, visited a mate at police college last year and remember seeing a brand new police bike in their service bay. It most definitely wasn't a BMW, however can't remember exactly what it was, being new to bikes. Kawasaki perhaps? It did look good though! :Police: