Monamie and 86's Southern Adventure.

[86GSXR]

We’d been thinking about it for awhile and had the ferry tickets booked.

Because we both work for a very employee friendly organisation it was easy to get 2 weeks off to go have a spin down south.

There was a slight ‘glitch’ a couple of months before the big departure when I crashed my Triumph Tiger on the Pahiatua Track and ended up in hospital with broken ribs, hand, and shoulder! And 7 weeks off work – bugger!

Obviously, this shed some doubt on the viability of riding a motorcycle for several thousand kilometres, especially as the Tiger looked like a write off.

Luckily, I had the best of care and made a fairly quick recovery. Well, all the important bits healed fairly quickly, the rest will be quite a way off yet though.

As soon as I felt comfortable I pulled my 05 Daytona out of the shop where it had been sitting for sale ‘on behalf’ for some time as it looked as if the insurance company may not come through in time.

However, after my wee smack from the biker gods, they must have decided I’d had enough and smiled on me 3 days before departure. They were ably assisted by the insurance company and a huge thanks goes to ANZA Motor Co for getting my brand new Black Tiger ready to go and out the door in less than a day and with nothing more than a ‘yep, the cheques on the way’. Thanks guys!

So, this left me with the small matter of the part run in of the bike before the first service. Luckily I’d been easing back into work and it so happened that I had the day off the day after I picked up the bike.

So, off up the Para’s I went, taking in National Park, Turangi, Desert Rd, Vinegar Hill, and home. Next day after work, I headed east for Dannevagas, Pahiatua Track, Rongotea, Palmie.

Dropped the bike in on the day of departure with 798 kms on her and the first service was dealt to very nicely. Thanks again ANZA (no, they’re not paying me, I’m paying them).

So, off home to pack then out to Monamie’s to help her do the same.

Set off for Wellie and had a most enjoyable cruise while shakin down our luggage.

The Buell was really laden, but I had the tent. Between us we were very well prepared I thought.

We half overnighted at Mum’s in Wellie, when I say half I mean that’s because we were booked on the 3 am Bluebridge sailing- arghhh.

So, after a very nice catch up and delicious dinner with my two of my favourite ladies and an hours ‘powernap’ we were up and into it.

Luckily it was a beautiful night and we got to the terminal with plenty of time. Boarding and tie down went very smoothly and we were highly amused to see about 15 Vespa’s, all geared up (or down) coming onto the boat with us. As it happened, one of them was a guy I worked with in the 80’s and he said they were all off to Blenheim for the airshow. Good stuff!

Got no sleep on the boat but no worries.

Emerged at Picton as 6.30 am and greeted with a beautiful and very, very cold dawn!

After a quick brekkie at the only open café we hit the road for Blenheim. And rode straight into a large fog which lasted for a few k.

A quick gas up at Blenheim and then we headed straight down the Wairau Valley. By Christ it was cold at that hour. Clear skies, no wind, and snow on the hills does not a warm ride make.

Of course, Michelle was all toasty and warm with her heated grips, but I never once complained did I babe.

I did stop though and put on another layer and I was bloody glad when we got to St Arnaud and just had to stop for a medicinal latte.

After a coupe of those we then had a most satisfying run through to Murchison and, THE BULLER GORGE. Fuckin magic!

Stopped at Lyell for another hot drink and a sit down before commencing the final run down to Hoki via Reefton (very nice) and Greymouth.

During this leg the lack of sleep started to catch up with me and more than once I had to slap myself to stay alert. This did not go unnoticed by Michelle who was most concerned and I was lucky to escape another slap.

After a bit of a look around for what turned into very scarce accomodation in Hokitika (school hols wasn’t it) we found a very nice backpackers and after a quick shower it was into bed and fast asleep before dark – gob.

The next day was another pearler and after the morning latte it was straight down to the glaciers for lunch. A quick hike up the Fox and it was back on the bikes for another dream run to Haast. Along the way, it started to rain (how odd) and we stopped to put on the wets. Nice and cosy we proceeded to Haast for a gas up and coffee before taking the sublime run through the pass to Wanaka.

Threw the tent up and went into town for dinner, pizza and coke – yum. Very nice night it was by the lake too.

Another clear day greeted us and one quick flick over the Crown Range later we were soon sipping latte on the shores of Wakatipu with the rich and famous. Ahhhhh.

Can’t believe te development in Queenstown now, when I was a lad it was actually quite a quiet little town. Never mind, it’s a very chic place which ain’t so bad.

We were soon back on the SH 6 and 94 to Te Anau. Quite a pleasant ride but we’d left the mountains behind, for now.

Arrived in Te Anau having lost each other somewhere back down the line? Consulted the New Zealand Motorcycle Atlas and yes, plenty of time to get to Milford.

Well, what a farking amazing ride that was. One of the best mountain rides in the country, easily.

Swept through the Eglington Valley through some of the best alpine scenery around. Climbing high into the misty hills and through the Homer Tunnel. Very cool, very beautiful. The descent into Milford is just mindblowing. You’re completely surrounded by ROCK, ROCK, ROCK and it takes you back a million years into another age. One can almost see the dinosaurs pounding the ridge lines.

Milford. Well, what can one say to describe the beauty of this place? It’s ancient and beautiful and needs to be experienced at least once in one’s lifetime.

Back to Te Anau and another night in the tent.

[86GSXR]

Next day we lighted out and took the Southern Scenic Route via 99 to Invercargill. Despite spending 11 very happy childhood years in Dunedin I’d never been there! We arrived just on midday Easter Monday to quite a bustling scene. VERY good to be back in the South again.

After a very pleasant sit down, chat and latte in the warm sun, it needed to be done. Bluff! Only 20 something km’s down the road but fuck, what a wind and as we approached the sun turned to drizzle and we were there.

Hmmm, very ‘quaint’ town but we had a bloody good time scoffing the freshest Bluff oysters in the world and the best we’d EVER tasted.

Quick run up to the lookout then back to Inver’s to visit the Art Gallery where Michelle’s Dad had been custodian back in 1961. Very good year that I must say. The place was absolutely wonderful, full of art treasures and we had a great trip down memory lane.

Back on the bikes and onto the legendary Catlins!!! Great, great, great! Sweeping up and downhill bends through the southern native bush.

Arrived in Dunedin after dark and the street layout came flooding back despite the 30 odd year time gap.

Found a great hotel with a king sized bed and had a most relaxed chilled night doing just nice normal stuff.

Beautiful dawn and latte in the Octagon. God it was good to be back, I never realised just how beautiful this city is. You kind of don’t when you grow up somewhere eh.

Spent the morning exploring my childhood neighbourhoods and the one of the trip highlights for me was visiting the best beach in the world far out on the East Coast. I’d spent many happy years at our ‘crib’ and it all came flooding back, the innocence and happiness of childhood. Apart from nearly bleeding to death on that very beach and the great white encounter that is, but even they were fun times.

Bypassing the city altogether we emerged at Waitati and cruised up SH 1 taking in Plamerston for lunch. Onward to check out the alien eggs at Moeraki then the long haul up to Geraldine via Oamaru and Timaru. I’ve never met 98 TLS but I gave him a wave as we passed through.

Oddly enough we arrived in Geraldine after dark. This was a common theme throughout the trip, hmmm.

Lovely dinner at the local hotel and by then we’d decided ‘fuck the tent’ and had gone for cabins and backpackers instead. Nice sleep then after the compulsory latte it was time for Arthurs Pass. Yummmmmmmmy. Great Road!!!

Down into the west coast again and back to Reefton.

Now, this is one cool town. Old mining community which has been lovingly restored to it’s former glory. We found the best backpackers around at the ‘Old Nurses Home’, on of those glorious old nurses homes that had been converted to a backpackers. Experienced some real genuine west coast hospitality and dined on the best burger I’d ever tasted up the road at the local lino wall covered diner. God that burger was good!

Hot bath and great sleep later we were up and into the latte. This was an interesting experience in itself, say no more.

We then had to decide whether to go to Takaka to see Michelle’s sis or go to Kaikoura via the Lewis. Michelle made the phone call and as the forecast was wet, wet, wet up that way, she bravely endured being disowned and it was decided that we’d do the Lewis. It was as shame about Takaka as it would have been nice to visit but it would have been mud up that way.
Everything they say about the Lewis is true, beautiful road. Arrived at Hamner in plenty of time for latte and lunch. From there it was a relatively easy run through the inland road to Kaikoura. Only stopped to fix a puncture in the Buell’s rear tyre caused by a tiny piece of glass. Luckily I’ve had a bit of practise at fixing there now and we had lot’s of fun by the side of the road being silly.

Ahhh Kaikoura. I used to fly down planeloads of tourists to the whale watching guys years ago so I know it well. Nice town, and plenty of latte emporiums. We booked in at the Lazy Shag and chilled before heading into town for a big juicy steak and a laugh on the internet. Very nice night it was and we almost took a romantic moonlit walk along the beach until I was told that all the manuals were wrong lol!

The last day dawned with a beautiful sea haze shrouding the landscape and the sea air was divine.

After a latte and gas up we hit 1 again for another lesisurely cruise up the coast. Stopping to take some pics of the seals we got underway again and had a most amusing game of ‘where did you get your licence’ with some dumb ass in a small Ford. Very entertaining.

Stopped for a quick breather in Blenheim after an amazing trouble free run through southern Marlborough then onward to Picton for latte and CAKE for lunch.

An hour later we were on the boat, a most enjoyable way to leave the beautiful southern shores.

Wellie and Mum’s for dinner, SH 1 and home.

Monamie, you're the best girl ever and I'm honoured to have shared such a wonderful experience with you :hug:

Marvelous

More pics here :yes:

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[cowboyz]

nice. another manawatu rider defecting! What is going on round here?

[KiwiKat]

"The Buell was really laden, but I had the tent" :cool:

Marvelous.

[chanceyy]

So, after a very nice catch up and delicious dinner with my two of my favourite ladies and an hours ‘powernap’ we were up and into it.



:spanking: :Oi: hmmmmmm ohh well I am relegated out the back door huh :bleh: :devil2: thats ok you will pay for that later :whistle:

awesome read by the way :yes: :clap:



Monamie, you're the best girl ever and I'm honoured to have shared such a wonderful experience with you

You are one lucky bugger for sure .. Mo is simply the best :first:

[Trumpess]

excellent read!
It truley is amazing down here huh.

[NZsarge]

Nice report Al, well done.

[NZsarge]

nice. another manawatu rider defecting! What is going on round here?

I can't see myself heading down there any time soon dude... Then strictly speaking i'm not from the Manawatu anyway..

[dogsnbikes]

Nice read.....Al you would never relocate,you couldnt handle being so far away from cowboyz coffee or cafe cuba for that fact:rolleyes:

[Monamie]

It really was a magical time wasn't it babe-one of the best times in my life :yes:
I think this could be attributed to the fact of waking up in the morning and then deciding where we wanted to head that day-having no agenda other than having to be at the Ferry on the 17th was definitely the way to plan a trip.
Of course going with someone you respect and love dearly makes it work.

I have just a few things to add if I may :dodge:



The Buell was really laden, but I had the tent. Between us we were very well prepared I thought.But I did manage to fit in the kitchen sink dear

Got no sleep on the boat but no worries.That’s because you let me have the couch :love: and I did get to catnap across the strait.

Of course, Michelle was all toasty and warm with her heated grips, but I never once complained did I babe.Ahem....not quite right but close....I also worked out that removing the aftermarket vent things by my seat gives a lovely rush of warm air by my legs

During this leg the lack of sleep started to catch up with me and more than once I had to slap myself to stay alert. This did not go unnoticed by Michelle who was most concerned and I was lucky to escape another slap. Very scary to watch someone fall asleep on their bike-you did give me a massive fright!!:oi-grr:

The next day was another pearler and after the morning latte it was straight down to the glaciers for lunch. A quick hike up the Fox and it was back on the bikes for another dream run to Haast. Wow those Glaciers are stunning-thanks for making sure I got to see them

Threw the tent up and went into town for dinner, pizza and coke – yum. Very nice night it was by the lake too.Beautiful view out of the tent door in the morning-sigh

Swept through the Eglington Valley through some of the best alpine scenery around. Climbing high into the misty hills and through the Homer Tunnel. Very cool, very beautiful. The descent into Milford is just mind blowing. You’re completely surrounded by ROCK, ROCK, ROCK and it takes you back a million years into another age. One can almost see the dinosaurs pounding the ridge lines.I think this was my favourite road-very NICE

Hmmm, very ‘quaint’ town but we had a bloody good time scoffing the freshest Bluff oysters in the world and the best we’d EVER tasted.Man it was rough-had a wicked lean on the bike with that wind but was laughing as Mother nature gave us her worst

Quick run up to the lookout then back to Inver’s to visit the Art Gallery where Michelle’s Dad had been custodian back in 1961. Very good year that I must say. The place was absolutely wonderful, full of art treasures and we had a great trip down memory lane.Thanks hon-it was special to see Anderson Park

Spent the morning exploring my childhood neighbourhoods and the one of the trip highlights for me was visiting the best beach in the world far out on the East Coast. I’d spent many happy years at our ‘crib’ and it all came flooding back, the innocence and happiness of childhood. Apart from nearly bleeding to death on that very beach and the great white encounter that is, but even they were fun times.Great to see you so happy 86 and share your memories-the beach was lovely-something to aspire to perhaps

Oddly enough we arrived in Geraldine after dark. This was a common theme throughout the trip, hmmm.They had a wicked Fudge shop!!

Lovely dinner at the local hotel and by then we’d decided ‘fuck the tent’ and had gone for cabins and backpackers instead. Nice sleep then after the compulsory latte it was time for Arthurs Pass. Yummmmmmmmy. Great Road!!!Here here

Now, this is one cool town.very cool
Hot bath and great sleep later we were up and into the latte. This was an interesting experience in itself, say no more.Oh come on-tell them about the Female?? Trucker that took a fancy to you!

We then had to decide whether to go to Takaka to see Michelle’s sis or go to Kaikoura via the Lewis. Michelle made the phone call and as the forecast was wet, wet, wet up that way, she bravely endured being disowned He's not kiddingand it was decided that we’d do the Lewis. It was as shame about Takaka as it would have been nice to visit but it would have been mud up that way.
We will see Takaka next time
Everything they say about the Lewis is true, beautiful road. Arrived at Hamner in plenty of time for latte and lunch.Full of bloody tourists From there it was a relatively easy run through the inland road to Kaikoura. Only stopped to fix a puncture in the Buell’s rear tyre caused by a tiny piece of glass. Luckily I’ve had a bit of practise at fixing there now and we had lot’s of fun by the side of the road being silly.Your Frank Spencer impersonation was legend

Very nice night it was and we almost took a romantic moonlit walk along the beach until I was told that all the manuals were wrong lol!How original!!

After a latte and gas up we hit 1 again for another leisurely cruise up the coast. Stopping to take some pics of the seals we got underway again and had a most amusing game of ‘where did you get your licence’ with some dumb ass in a small Ford. Very entertaining.Man that was funny taunting him-what a cock

Stopped for a quick breather in Blenheim after an amazing trouble free run through southern Marlborough then onward to Picton for latte and CAKE for lunch.Mmmmm cake

An hour later we were on the boat, a most enjoyable way to leave the beautiful southern shores.Rather sad our special time was coming to an end

Monamie, you're the best girl ever and I'm honoured to have shared such a wonderful experience with you :hug:
And you my dear have my heart. You are a very special man and I am so happy I have you in my life
Marvelous

[Meanie]

Nice report Al Its an awesome country we live in eh when you take the time to look around

[chanceyy]

It really was a magical time wasn't it babe-one of the best times in my life :yes:

I have just a few things to add if I may :dodge:

always good to have those magical trips that you can cherish .. may it be the first of may more

love your additons to the report babe :rofl: ... hmm why not give us your version of the female trucker .. am sure that will be more funny than Al's :whistle: :innocent:

[yungatart]

Sounds like you guys had an awesome time.
Damn, I'm jealous! Great pics too!
Lyell, eh? That was where my ancestors settled when they came to NZ....I'll get there one day...

[oscarnz]

Awesome write up Al, and love your additions Michelle

Am so pleased you had a wonderful time together, you both deserved some special time away.

[86GSXR]

nice. another manawatu rider defecting! What is going on round here?

Must be something to do with THOSE roads!


"The Buell was really laden, but I had the tent" :cool:

Marvelous.

Told you I'd take the tent eh................


hmmmmmm ohh well I am relegated out the back door huh thats ok you will pay for that later

awesome read by the way



You are one lucky bugger for sure .. Mo is simply the best

Sorry darling, what was I thinking lol. She sure is! :first:


excellent read!
It truley is amazing down here huh.

Very, the best :niceone:


I can't see myself heading down there any time soon dude... Then strictly speaking i'm not from the Manawatu anyway..

Don't let that stop ya Sarge.


Nice read.....Al you would never relocate,you couldnt handle being so far away from cowboyz coffee or cafe cuba for that fact:rolleyes:

Well............there's plenty of coffee and cafes, but there'll never be another Cowboyz - does that sound dodgy lol :dodge:


It really was a magical time wasn't it babe-one of the best times in my life :yes:
I think this could be attributed to the fact of waking up in the morning and then deciding where we wanted to head that day-having no agenda other than having to be at the Ferry on the 17th was definitely the way to plan a trip.
Of course going with someone you respect and love dearly makes it work.

I have just a few things to add if I may

Of course you may. And I agree :yes:


Nice report Al Its an awesome country we live in eh when you take the time to look around

It surely is James, may there be many more SI trips!


always good to have those magical trips that you can cherish .. may it be the first of may more

love your additons to the report babe ... hmm why not give us your version of the female trucker .. am sure that will be more funny than Al's :whistle:

It couldn't get much funnier :rofl:


Sounds like you guys had an awesome time.
Damn, I'm jealous! Great pics too!
Lyell, eh? That was where my ancestors settled when they came to NZ....I'll get there one day...

Do it Janet! It's magic!!!


Awesome write up Al, and love your additions Michelle

Am so pleased you had a wonderful time together, you both deserved some special time away.

That's for sure :yes:

[banditrider]

Must be something to do with THOSE roads!


That's something to do with it alright. Great write-up, I'm ready to go again (must service the Connie first).

Have to agree with you on the Milford Road - it has got everything! Probably my favourite road anywhere.

[Meanie]

Have to agree with you on the Milford Road - it has got everything! Probably my favourite road anywhere.

Havnt done it yet so its still the Buller gorge for me

[KiwiKat]

Havnt done it yet so its still the Buller gorge for me

Two trips South in three months and YOU haven't done it yet!:no:
Long weekend coming up in 5 weeks.

[Meanie]

Two trips South in three months and YOU haven't done it yet!:no:
Long weekend coming up in 5 weeks.

Yea pretty sad aint it

[banditrider]

Pretty poor really - we went right past the turn-off to Te Anau too. It would only have added something like 400km to your day...

[Meanie]

Pretty poor really - we went right past the turn-off to Te Anau too. It would only have added something like 400km to your day...

Is that all........:rofl:

[86GSXR]

Not much at all really :scooter:

[banditrider]

Is that all........:rofl:

:shit: Check it out below:


Not much at all really :scooter:

How far is that in lattes? :msn-wink:

[86GSXR]

About 1.6 lattes to do the Milford Rd return. A bargain when looked at in those terms :laugh:

[banditrider]

Hell, where did you find them? Raid a camper van?

[86GSXR]

There is actually a cafe at Milford which shuts at 4.30. We arrived at 4.31 and made our own (packet and thermos) :D

[Mom]

There is actually a cafe at Milford which shuts at 4.30. We arrived at 4.31 and made our own (packet and thermos) :D

Wow, just read your awesome trip report, thanks for sharing.

Funny thing about the shop that closes at a given time, we had the same on our East Cape ride last year. We were booked in and paying guests at The Tologa Bay Inn. Arrived a bit late in the arvo for lunch, but before the cafe closed. Went to get a toasty or something, nope, the grill is off. So we went to the bar for a snack (same kitchen :doh: )ok then we will have some crisps, nope got none. OK best you pour me another wine to take the edge off till the kitchen opens again :blip:

[martybabe]

Monamie, you're the best girl ever and I'm honoured to have shared such a wonderful experience with you
And you my dear have my heart. You are a very special man and I am so happy I have you in my life


Well , I really enjoyed that write up thank you, I felt like I was there riding with you for some of that, a bit heavy on the latte consumption for me though, 1 coffee 3 wees at my age, I'd never get any riding done. :yes:

Great report and what a lovely couple, may you have many more special times together. :niceone:

[banditrider]

There is actually a cafe at Milford which shuts at 4.30. We arrived at 4.31 and made our own (packet and thermos) :D

Think I may have had one there once while waiting for a boat :whistle:

[Owl]

Fantastic report Al and loved Monamie's extras! I'm filled with envy.:D

[cowboyz]

do I detect green??

[Owl]

do I detect green??

Yes.:laugh:

[GSVR]

Great. Good to see you got in a few longer ridering breaks between the lattes and relaxation (which is the real reason for heading down there right?)

The tiger looks really high at the back with the topbox and tent etc. Was it easier to powerstand?

Good to hear the Buell performed well and that aircooled motor and exhaust system plus heated grip means it does have some good points in these colder times. PT Mono so please don't beat me next time we meet.

[86GSXR]

Wow, just read your awesome trip report, thanks for sharing.

Funny thing about the shop that closes at a given time, we had the same on our East Cape ride last year. We were booked in and paying guests at The Tologa Bay Inn. Arrived a bit late in the arvo for lunch, but before the cafe closed. Went to get a toasty or something, nope, the grill is off. So we went to the bar for a snack (same kitchen )ok then we will have some crisps, nope got none. OK best you pour me another wine to take the edge off till the kitchen opens again :blip:

They do things diffently in the countryside eh!


Monamie, you're the best girl ever and I'm honoured to have shared such a wonderful experience with you
And you my dear have my heart. You are a very special man and I am so happy I have you in my life


Well , I really enjoyed that write up thank you, I felt like I was there riding with you for some of that, a bit heavy on the latte consumption for me though, 1 coffee 3 wees at my age, I'd never get any riding done. :yes:

Great report and what a lovely couple, may you have many more special times together. :niceone:

Thanks martybabe :yes: it was an awesome trip with awesome company for sure. Another world :niceone:


Think I may have had one there once while waiting for a boat :whistle:

Before 4.30 then :cool:


Fantastic report Al and loved Monamie's extras! I'm filled with envy.:D


do I detect green??


Yes.:laugh:

There was a lot of green down there ....................


Great. Good to see you got in a few longer ridering breaks between the lattes and relaxation (which is the real reason for heading down there right?)

The tiger looks really high at the back with the topbox and tent etc. Was it easier to powerstand?

Good to hear the Buell performed well and that aircooled motor and exhaust system plus heated grip means it does have some good points in these colder times. PT Mono so please don't beat me next time we meet.

It was so relaxed we sometimes forgot that the bikes were there lol. Didn't try any wheelies, a man could disappear down there getting that one wrong. I'm sure she won't beat you :calm:

[Highlander]

Excellent. Sounds like a good tour round.

I suggested to my better looking half that we take the bikes south in Feb ish and got a favourable response (I guess that is approval to think about where to go and how long for).

[_Shrek_]

great read 86, Monamie :niceone:

the sth west Te Anu, Hommer etc is one part of this beautiful country I've not seen & after reading this with Mrs S, working out how & when we can do this :wari:

ps marry the girl 86 :whistle:

[86GSXR]

Excellent. Sounds like a good tour round.

I suggested to my better looking half that we take the bikes south in Feb ish and got a favourable response (I guess that is approval to think about where to go and how long for).


great read 86, Monamie :niceone:

the sth west Te Anu, Hommer etc is one part of this beautiful country I've not seen & after reading this with Mrs S, working out how & when we can do this :wari:

ps marry the girl 86 :whistle:

Cheers guys :niceone: If you can do it, grab the bikes and wives and go for it! It probably cost us about $800.00 each including ferry (Bluebridge cheaper). Give it at LEAST 7 days, you'll see some amazing things!

Ahem, Shrek I'll talk to Monamie about getting married :dodge: :whistle: :niceone:

[chanceyy]

Ahem, Shrek I'll talk to Monamie about getting married :dodge: :whistle: :niceone:

:wari: :2thumbsup :lol: always good taking it that one step further :killingme :dodge:

[86GSXR]

It'd be one step further towards something, that's for sure :lol: :shit: :killingme :killingme :killingme :gob:

[chanceyy]

It'd be one step further towards something, that's for sure :lol: :shit: :killingme :killingme :killingme :gob:

one step further towards ... a happier life ... contentment .. peace... and one hell of an awesome woman to share your life with .. :clap:










:whistle: .. :innocent: ..

[cowboyz]

Ahem, Shrek I'll talk to Monamie about getting married :dodge: :whistle: :niceone:

to who?...................

[Meanie]

Ahem, Shrek I'll talk to Monamie about getting married :dodge: :whistle: :niceone:

Another one bites the dust............. sung joyfully of course :whistle:

[86GSXR]

one step further towards ... a happier life ... contentment .. peace... and one hell of an awesome woman to share your life with .. :clap:










:whistle: .. :innocent: ..

I totally, totally, totally agree with all of the above! (I'd be crazy not to, right lol) :clap:


to who?...................

:slap: :thud: :laugh:


Another one bites the dust............. sung joyfully of course

Aye, she's a lucky girl alright :blip: :whistle: :lol:

[_Shrek_]

to who?...................

you're not a front rower by any chance :innocent:

[chanceyy]

I totally, totally, totally agree with all of the above! (I'd be crazy not to, right lol) :clap:

:slap: :thud: :laugh:

Aye, she's a lucky girl alright :blip: :whistle: :lol:

ohh personally I think she has the patience of an angel, but kicks like a ninja .. so who is the lucky one babe ???? :rofl:

[86GSXR]

you're not a front rower by any chance :innocent:

Nah, he's usually out the back :laugh:


ohh personally I think she has the patience of an angel, but kicks like a ninja .. so who is the lucky one babe ???? :rofl:

I guess I had better agree with all of that too hadn't I :sweatdrop

[oscarnz]

Ahem, Shrek I'll talk to Monamie about getting married :dodge: :whistle: :niceone:

I would like purple as the bridesmaid colour :laugh:

[cowboyz]

you're not a front rower by any chance :innocent:

Rider, I not need to row.


Nah, he's usually out the back :laugh:


picking up triumph parts.


I would like purple as the bridesmaid colour :laugh:

me too!

[chanceyy]

I would like purple as the bridesmaid colour :laugh:



thats great :clap: .. purple is one of my favourite colors :wari: .. woo hooo .. now we need to sort a date and venue

[oscarnz]

me too!


thats great :clap: .. purple is one of my favourite colors :wari: .. woo hooo .. now we need to sort a date and venue

Excellent, so its all sorted, me, chanceyy and cowboyz are the bridesmaids, wearing purple :niceone:
and riding green bikes

[cowboyz]

awesome, something low cut that shows a bit of leg.........

[cowboyz]

oh, and I would just like to say....

HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE???????????

[86GSXR]

I would like purple as the bridesmaid colour :laugh:

I'll check with the organiser :gob:


picking up triumph parts

I haven't dropped a Triumph for weeks :pinch:


thats great :clap: .. purple is one of my favourite colors :wari: .. woo hooo .. now we need to sort a date and venue

What for? The trial? :lol:


Excellent, so its all sorted, me, chanceyy and cowboyz are the bridesmaids, wearing purple :niceone:
and riding green bikes

Oh lordy, lordy, lordy :rofl: :killingme :clap:

[chanceyy]

Excellent, so its all sorted, me, chanceyy and cowboyz are the bridesmaids, wearing purple :niceone:
and riding green bikes

hmm green bikes I know they co ordinate with purple .. but so does black :clap: ..

lance will look super in a dress :laugh: <_<:niceone:

[oscarnz]

awesome, something low cut that shows a bit of leg.........

I will bring out a sample tomorrow night :laugh:
We might have to wax your legs and chest tho

[oscarnz]

hmm green bikes I know they co ordinate with purple .. but so does black :clap: ..

lance will look super in a dress :laugh: <_<:niceone:

We could do black bikes either side with the green one in the middle.

[86GSXR]

awesome, something low cut that shows a bit of leg.........


oh, and I would just like to say....

HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE???????????

It started with a kiss :shit: :chase:


hmm green bikes I know they co ordinate with purple .. but so does black :clap: ..

lance will look super in a dress :laugh: <_<:niceone:


I will bring out a sample tomorrow night :laugh:
We might have to wax your legs and chest tho

And I just look great in anything :third: :D

[cowboyz]

I will bring out a sample tomorrow night :laugh:
We might have to wax your legs and chest tho

if ever I needed an incentive to ride faster........

[chanceyy]

oh, and I would just like to say....

HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE???????????

hmm you liked purple .. seeing you walk in heels will be interesting .. must remember the video ..


I'll check with the organiser :gob:
that might be wise ..


I haven't dropped a Triumph for weeks :pinch:

going for a record huh

What for? The trial? :lol:

yes darlin

Oh lordy, lordy, lordy :rofl: :killingme :clap:

hmmmm the reality starting to hit huh :clap:

[_Shrek_]

Excellent, so its all sorted, me, chanceyy and cowboyz are the bridesmaids, wearing purple :niceone:
and riding green bikes

but i'm green & :ride: a silver bike :confused:

[86GSXR]

I'll bring a black bike :blank:

[cowboyz]

i will bring plenty of green paint.

[chanceyy]

but i'm green & :ride: a silver bike :confused:


being green shrek you will fit right on in :) .. dunno about the silver bike though





and Al you are one lucky bugger since Mo looks after you so darn well .....Did you enjoy your lunch today???? :laugh:

[KiwiKat]

We’d been thinking about it for awhile... Well, all the important bits healed fairly quickly...
So, this left me with the small matter of ... up and into it.

After a quick ... Of course, Michelle was all toasty and warm ...
and I was bloody glad ...
During this leg the lack of sleep started to catch up with me ... Well, what can one say ...
Monamie, you're the best girl ever and I'm honoured to have shared such a wonderful experience with you :hug:
http://picasaweb.google.com/alistair.edwards

It always pays to read between the liones.



I'll check with the organiser :gob:

Oh lordy, lordy, lordy :rofl: :killingme :clap:

So who wears the pants because purple aint your colour Al.

[86GSXR]

i will bring plenty of green paint.

And I will ask Monamie :jerry:


being green shrek you will fit right on in :) .. dunno about the silver bike though

Did you enjoy your lunch today???? :laugh:

Silver AND green, Sarge will love that - ahhhh :laugh:

Loved my lunch, chicken and love sandwiches :hug:


It always pays to read between the liones.

Oh god :weep:


So who wears the pants because purple aint your colour Al.

We're a modern couple, so we take turns. See, I do know a thing or two :whistle:

[chanceyy]

So who wears the pants because purple aint your colour Al.

just as well Al isn't gonna be wearing purple :bleh:.. :laugh: ... I have it on the best authority that he does not mind purple as a color .. so is quite happy to stand next to it.. :niceone: pink was another subject all together :confused:

[86GSXR]

Oh, I think in the right light.....................

[_Shrek_]

being green shrek you will fit right on in :) .. dunno about the silver bike though

:clap: not to worry about bike colour cowboyz has got it covered :laugh:



i will bring plenty of green paint.

[KiwiKat]

What about Al's old pink one Al's dress pics (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WnCJlq_kUA8/SArmQrCVEiI/AAAAAAAAJKI/sU1DveL2VTk/s320/Palm-Springs-Art-Museum-pink-drag.jpg&imgrefurl=http://rickrockhill.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html&usg=__xgcSe1ZdYX8F5IFr45XJ9gGXyJ0=&h=320&w=230&sz=20&hl=en&start=30&sig2=2j6T-jEhwvsn1Q6Iz4ggeg&um=1&tbnid=1NeLHQkuRPUTEM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpink%2Bdrag%2Bdress%26ndsp%3D18%26hl% 3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENNZ278%26sa%3DN %26start%3D18%26um%3D1&ei=DYf1SfGhCp_GtAOBvJHnCghttp://)

[86GSXR]

I hope I'm the one in the middle :gob:

[ynot slow]

Lest we forget(anzac day still in mind) STAG PISS UP,hehe forget the nugget or toothpaste bring green paint,triumphs look good/shit(delete which ever) green,ultimate party idea.:sick:

[86GSXR]

Thank you for your constructive and helpful comments Tony. You can be assured that your input is valuable to us and that we will do our utmost to accomodate your needs and wishes in any preliminary future planning events that may occur. In the meantime, you have a good day :yes:

[Monamie]

oh, and I would just like to say....

HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE???????????

DITTO!!!!!:eek5::eek5::eek5::shake:

[Monamie]

Oh.......My.......God:gob:

Why would we get married:weird:....we actually LIKE each other:yes:

Though if it means seeing Cowboyz in a purple dress......all waxed and purty astride a green motorbike.....:shifty::innocent:

[chanceyy]

Oh.......My.......God:gob:

Why would we get married:weird:....we actually LIKE each other:yes:

Though if it means seeing Cowboyz in a purple dress......all waxed and purty astride a green motorbike.....:shifty::innocent:

well I think Al summed it up quite nicely ................ it started with a kiss ...................... a nice gold touch added to the equation .....

its just as well you LIKE each other .. :yes: isn't that wot marriage is all about

:chase:

[Monamie]

well I think Al summed it up quite nicely ................ it started with a kiss ...................... a nice gold touch added to the equation .....

its just as well you LIKE each other .. :yes: isn't that wot marriage is all about

:chase:

You can run...but you can't hide:girlfight:

[KiwiKat]

Oh.......My.......God:gob:

Why would we get married:weird:....we actually LIKE each other:yes:

Thought you must have been out last night. Maybe you could just tie some strings around important things and vow to "Keep our hands off Ondas and Kwakas"


Though if it means seeing Cowboyz in a purple dress......all waxed and purty astride a green motorbike.....:shifty::innocent:
So what's unusual in this picture?

[Monamie]

So what's unusual in this picture?

I'd always envisioned him in Lilac;)

[86GSXR]

You can run...but you can't hide:girlfight:

Great! This is where I get to say..... Bring on the JELLY :woohoo: :clap: :jerry:

[cowboyz]

ill bring the camera

[86GSXR]

And we'll need a makeshift ring!

[Monamie]

Great! This is where I get to say..... Bring on the JELLY :woohoo: :clap: :jerry:

You know my favourite flavour dearest.....:Oops:wrong jelly.

[Owl]

:no:

This thread seems to be going down hill.....................and who uses jelly in this day and age?

[Owl]

You know my favourite flavour dearest.....:Oops:wrong jelly.

:gob:That's it, I'm outta here...................:chase:

[86GSXR]

You know my favourite flavour dearest.....:Oops:wrong jelly.

:gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:

Now THAT'S why I love her :laugh:

[_Shrek_]

Oh.......My.......God:gob:

Why would we get married:weird:....we actually LIKE each other:yes:

:psst: I liked Mrs Shrek too & after four years we got married... had our 20th anniversary on 1st Jan 09... not only do we still like each other :drool: :love:... :Oops leave the rest to your imagination :laugh:

[chanceyy]

You can run...but you can't hide:girlfight:


:love: you darlin .. :hug: .......... does that get me off the hook? :scratch:.... got a whole heap of interesting books today .. :) will drop them off soon :blip: ... tons of pretty dresses :whistle:



Great! This is where I get to say..... Bring on the JELLY :woohoo:

:gob: in ya dreams honey .. :nya:

[ynot slow]

You know my favourite flavour dearest.....:Oops:wrong jelly.

Ewwww not lubricating or petroleum?



And we'll need a makeshift ring!

Ahhh now I see jelly wrestling.

[KiwiKat]

Appropriate The Ride/Tour report.

Marriage : The ride can be exhilarating, with heart racing, throbbing, the odd wheel stand and occasionally having to put the brakes on (bloody hard), a few unexpected twists and turns and the odd long boring stretch with the odd swing in the saddle to stay awake. A long tour or grand challenge with the end being a pinprick of light in the distance.

[ynot slow]

Appropriate The Ride/Tour report.

Marriage : A long tour or grand challenge with the end being a pinprick of light in the distance.

Shit that pinprick of light my first time was like that then turned into a bloody huge train loco light at 80km.

[86GSXR]

I liked Mrs Shrek too & after four years we got married... had our 20th anniversary on 1st Jan 09... not only do we still like each other Oops leave the rest to your imagination

We will see how we go in four years, there'll be a lot of like under the bridge by then :niceone:


:love: you darlin .. .......... does that get me off the hook? got a whole heap of interesting books today .. :) will drop them off soon ... tons of pretty dresses

Can you be more subtle please :lol:



in ya dreams honey ..

I got some canvas and rope from the Warehouse, you can't disappoint us now :crybaby:


Ewwww not lubricating or petroleum?




Ahhh now I see jelly wrestling.

Now, where do we get bulk jelly from do ya reckon? ;)


Appropriate The Ride/Tour report.

Marriage : The ride can be exhilarating, with heart racing, throbbing, the odd wheel stand and occasionally having to put the brakes on (bloody hard), a few unexpected twists and turns and the odd long boring stretch with the odd swing in the saddle to stay awake. A long tour or grand challenge with the end being a pinprick of light in the distance.

Spose we should check if we're both divorced then :gob: Nice analogy :yes:


Shit that pinprick of light my first time was like that then turned into a bloody huge train loco light at 80km.

:lol: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering (reproduced with the kind permission of Monamie) :pinch:

[chanceyy]

Can you be more subtle please :lol:


I got some canvas and rope from the Warehouse, you can't disappoint us now :crybaby:


darlin I do not do subtle :killingme... :Oops:

well since ya put it like that, how could I resist ..:blip: (it was the mention of rope that swung it)

[86GSXR]

:done: Right, I'll ref :woohoo:

[chanceyy]

:done: Right, I'll ref :woohoo:

hmm :nono: dunno that you wanna be in that position darlin .. if you send the decision my way Mo will Ninja your arse ... and then if you send the decision Mo's way I will ninja your arse ...

and no way can you call it a draw ... :bleh:

and no joining in either :rofl:

[86GSXR]

I'm in an impossible situation it would seem :calm: :hug:

Now, did I happen to mention that we had a wonderful ride down south :first: :ride:

[NZsarge]

Now, did I happen to mention that we had a wonderful ride down south :first: :ride:

Really? Do tell...
So whens the Buck's party? :woohoo: :laugh:

[Monamie]

Now, did I happen to mention that we had a wonderful ride down south :first: :ride:

Yes we did-didn't we :hug:
I think we need to start sorting out the next one-I think the USA looks like a good idea...how say you? ;) :whistle:

[chanceyy]

I'm in an impossible situation it would seem

Now, did I happen to mention that we had a wonderful ride down south

your just so damn lucky we :love: you :hug: :blip:

:scratch: been so long ago I can not remember ..


Yes we did-didn't we :hug:
I think we need to start sorting out the next one-I think the USA looks like a good idea...how say you?

USA :clap: .... and do not forget the return down south :yes: hmm 3some.. :laugh:.. and if we do it in summer the jelly could make an appearence :nya:

[86GSXR]

Really? Do tell...
So whens the Buck's party?

On some very yet to be undetermined date :laugh:


Yes we did-didn't we :hug:
I think we need to start sorting out the next one-I think the USA looks like a good idea...how say you? ;) :whistle:

Superb idea. The home of the brave and the land of the free awaits :hug:


your just so damn lucky we :love: you

been so long ago I can not remember ..



USA .... and do not forget the return down south hmm 3some.. .. and if we do it in summer the jelly could make an appearence

Summer eh, well, we'll just have to wait then won't we :laugh:

[_Shrek_]

Spose we should check if we're both divorced then :gob: Nice analogy :yes:

:shit: I forgot about that :Oops: I had to get someone to track down ex & serve the papers :sweatdrop

[86GSXR]

Yes, a minor detail :laugh: No hurry tho :scooter: