Important questions...

[madbikeboy]

I have some questions, that, while trivial, need some answers.

1. Where has FatMax gone. He hasn't posted in ages, and no one is helping out by posting about Chinese people shitting in their own helmets.

2. Why does the rubber on my tires dissolve so quickly. I hardly even ride Scoot.

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

4. There was a big guy, on a GN250, wobbling all over the Northern Motorway this morning. he almost hit a bus. No, I didn't say the bus almost hit him. Who is thick enough not to see a bus? (That's the question btw).

Answers please.

[MSTRS]

Fat Max has gone to write a book
The rest have no sensible answer, if an answer is even possible.

[MsKABC]

1. Where has FatMax gone. He hasn't posted in ages, and no one is helping out by posting about Chinese people shitting in their own helmets.


Like MSTRS said. He reappears occasionally. I miss him too.


2. Why does the rubber on my tires dissolve so quickly. I hardly even ride Scoot.


That one's easy - it's pining away from neglect.


3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.


Nope. Anyone see any irony here?


4. There was a big guy, on a GN250, wobbling all over the Northern Motorway this morning. he almost hit a bus. No, I didn't say the bus almost hit him. Who is thick enough not to see a bus? (That's the question btw).


He was probably brain-damaged from being previously run over by a bus. :crazy:

[Supermac Jr]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.



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[PirateJafa]

1. Where has FatMax gone. He hasn't posted in ages, and no one is helping out by posting about Chinese people shitting in their own helmets.

The Chinese secret service heard about him, and his non-Party-line views have been "taken care of".


2. Why does the rubber on my tires dissolve so quickly. I hardly even ride Scoot.

It requires a bit of moderation with your wrist, ideally right before you post up on the internet that you're a hoon (then wank on about reckless riding)


3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Doesn't matter, s'long as they're in the kitchen.


4. There was a big guy, on a GN250, wobbling all over the Northern Motorway this morning. he almost hit a bus. No, I didn't say the bus almost hit him. Who is thick enough not to see a bus? (That's the question btw).

Fat Max has downgraded?

[javawocky]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.
No. But recenly me and the wife came to an agreement which has solved ALL our problems. "She is always right" Even when she is wrong or doesn't make sence - she is always right and I am always wrong - so simple :hug:

[Blackshear]

No. But recenly me and the wife came to an agreement which has solved ALL our problems. "She is always right" Even when she is wrong or doesn't make sence - she is always right and I am always wrong - so simple :hug:

Gosh, I'll bet a few other around here find you lucky. Imagine the stress after telling your missus she's wrong! At least now you're absolutely sure you're wrong :lol:

Damn wimmenz :love:

[madbikeboy]

The Chinese secret service heard about him, and his non-Party-line views have been "taken care of".



It requires a bit of moderation with your wrist, ideally right before you post up on the internet that you're a hoon (then wank on about reckless riding)



Doesn't matter, s'long as they're in the kitchen.



Fat Max has downgraded?

You've obviously met or exceeded the course requirements Majoring in being in an Asshole. Are you now doing Honours, or is this just practice for when you become head of your team at McDonalds?

Were you the runt riding with his head up his ass down Symonds yesterday, scrawny, looking everywhere but in front of himself, riding a bike that looked like it had been hauled out of a skip? If it was, I laughed at you almost running up the ass of that parked car...

[madbikeboy]

Like MSTRS said. He reappears occasionally. I miss him too.


Nope. Anyone see any irony here?




Life is irony. :)

He was posting so regularly, and I was laughing so hard. We used to run, hand in hand, through the fields of Tulips. But it changed, and I'm not sure why.

[MsKABC]

Were you the runt riding with his head up his ass down Symonds yesterday, scrawny, looking everywhere but in front of himself, riding a bike that looked like it had been hauled out of a skip? If it was, I laughed at you almost running up the ass of that parked car...

"You have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours. Please try again later." Please note though, as an official representative of BDOTGNZA, I feel it is my duty to point out to you the correct spelling of 'arse'.


We used to run, hand in hand, through the fields of Tulips. But it changed, and I'm not sure why.

I have a mental image now, and it ain't pretty! :sick:

[madbikeboy]

"You have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours. Please try again later." Please note though, as an official representative of BDOTGNZA, I feel it is my duty to point out to you the correct spelling of 'arse'.



I have a mental image now, and it ain't pretty! :sick:

Ass. Arse. Tomay-to. Tomarr-to. Dar-ta. Day-ta.

What is BDOTGNZA? Isn't that the old western that has that ding ding da ding ding theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTWB_ByQD4w

[MsKABC]

What is BDOTGNZA? Isn't that the old western that has that ding ding da ding ding theme song?


If I told you that, I would have to kill you.

[R6_kid]

1. Probably riding his bike or working. Not being on KB should not lead to the assumption that he has ceased to exist. See 'object permanence' most people grasp this concept as infants.

2. When the tacho needle is hard to the right, the speedo is climbing, and the scenery isn't moving it's called a burnout, this activity tends to consume tyres at an exponential rate - this can be confirmed by the appearance of smoke at the point the rubber seemingly 'dissolves'.

3. Too which extent do you wish it to be explained?

4. A big guy on a GN250... the bus should be thankful that it didn't get taken out.

[wbks]

4. A big guy on a GN250... the bus should be thankful that it didn't get taken out.Reminds me of driving down the motorway last Saturday when a zx10 rider next to a cbr250 rider passed me at 110... The zx10 rider was for some reason tucked in in race position going up and down gears trying to get away from the 250 almost clipping every truck in each lane:innocent:

[slofox]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.



A woman's WHAT?

[javawocky]

Reminds me of driving down the motorway last Saturday when a zx10 rider next to a cbr250 rider passed me at 110... The zx10 rider was for some reason tucked in in race position going up and down gears trying to get away from the 250 almost clipping every truck in each lane:innocent:

Are you sure it wasn't one of those fangled new zxr 250 jobbies? They look a lot like their bigger brothers nowdays. Either that or he was messing with his mind :weird:

[Mikkel]

A3: Probably like your own - just remove logic and add empathy.

[Mom]

We used to run, hand in hand, through the fields of Tulips.

You sure you were not tip toe-ing through those tulips?

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[boman]

I have some questions, that, while trivial, need some answers.

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Answers please.

A biker was riding along the road, somewhere in America, minding his own business, when there was a flash of light and a voice from above said” Because you have been so good in life I will grant you one wish”.

The biker thought this over and replied “God, I would like a bridge to Hawaii. So that, all bikers can ride over there for a holiday”.

God replied “That is an unreasonable request. Do you know the hassle and logistics involved in such a job? You will have to think of another request”.

So the biker thought again. “OK, I would like for me, and every other male, to understand the mind of a woman”.

God replied “would you like two lanes or four on your bridge”?

:wari::scooter::bash:

[wbks]

Are you sure it wasn't one of those fangled new zxr 250 jobbies? They look a lot like their bigger brothers nowdays. Either that or he was messing with his mind :weird:Nah, had the trademark huge air intake under the screen so it was definitely a 6 or a 10... Could have been one of those tyga zxr250 kits but I doubt it. Just struck me as a little funny... I could get the idea at 200+, but 110km/h?:blink:

[Solly]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Yes,.......If it wasn't for woman, us blokes would go about thinking we're right all the time :innocent::innocent:

[Sharry]

A woman's WHAT?

I knew there was a reason you'r not called fastfox :lol:

[MarkH]

He was probably brain-damaged from being previously run over by a bus. :crazy:

Did you mean "from previously running into a bus"?

[martybabe]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Just ask, they're happy to explain, I've been a student of this particular subject for 50 years! so far all I've gleaned is they get up in the morning and go to bed at night. I'm still a bit baffled by the in between bits to be honest. :scratch: Gotta love dem women though.
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[MsKABC]

I knew there was a reason you'r not called fastfox :lol:

:rofl: Bling on its way sweets.


Did you mean "from previously running into a bus"?

No, I mean from when one of those unpredictable, black smoke-belching behemoths that transport people en masse, that we like to call "buses", swerved or pulled out unexpectedly, or ran a red light and drove straight over the top of him.


Just ask, they're happy to explain, I've been a student of this particular subject for 50 years! so far all I've gleaned is they get up in the morning and go to bed at night. I'm still a bit baffled by the in between bits to be honest. :scratch: Gotta love dem women though.
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I think you're probably doing better than my husband then. :shutup:

[Fatt Max]

Gidday one and all,

Mikeyboy, still here my old ferret and waxwork, just not as much. Been busy writing the book and recording the album and all that jazz. Thanks for the nice words mate, mucho appreciated.

As for our oriental cousins, I've had no more run ins with them lately however I did have a bit of a palava with the police a few weeks ago, story goes something like this....

Me and my mate in his cage driving from another mates wedding reception in Taupo. My mate is the designated driver because he was on some kind of drugs for an ingrowing arse hair or something, I dont feking know, ask his doctor.

Anyway, I am really pissed, as pissed as a muslim prophet (Mo-Hammered) and larking about in the front seat. Someone says something funny and my mate the driver drops his ciggie into his lap.....:shit:

He reaches down and clears away the burning ember from his hairy brain and by doing so he made the car swerve ever so slightly. He corrects the car but not before a rozzer in a parked patrol car spots him and before we know it we have the flashing lights and are pulled over.

Copper approaches the car and we are still laughing from whatever it was that made us laugh in the first place. Conversation goes something like this:

PC: Good evening sir, had a nice evening?
FM: Spectacular occifer, spectacular...
PC: (to my mate) Have you had a drink tonight sir?
FM: Nah mate, he dont drink ever since that incident with the goat and the catholic priest
PC: Sir, do you mind, I'm talking to the driver
FM: Sorry mate. What did you pull us over anyway?
PC: I noted some erratic driving and your car swerved in the road.
FM: Thank gawd for that, I thought the steering was fucked....

Following which, to cut a long and drawn out story to a conclusion, I was cautioned and warned not to take the piss out of police duties again....fair enough I suppose.

Other than that, I did run into the guy I snogged during a fight in Mt Wellington just before Christmas. I was having a jar in The Cock N Bull in Ellerlise and he walked in with some right dodgy looking slapper. After a while I sidled over to the bird and said what a great kisser her boyfriend was. Needless to say he got a bit aggro on it and got himself ejected from the pub......:bash:

I got the birds phone number though...Mrs Max wasnt impressed with that.....:wari:

Hope you guys are ok anyways, always nice to have a yarn or two

Missing you already:sunny:

FM

[Blackshear]

FATT MAX'S POST

Glad you're alrighty then goov'neh.

[MarkH]

story goes something like this....

Bling sent for being so entertaining. :2thumbsup

[mujambee]

No. But recenly me and the wife came to an agreement which has solved ALL our problems. "She is always right" Even when she is wrong or doesn't make sence - she is always right and I am always wrong - so simple :hug:

Mine reached the same agreement with herself long time ago.

Didn't get any chance to argue, I'm wrong by default. :weep:

[mctshirt]

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.



Q: What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a woman?

A: The shopping trolley has a mind of it's own.

:dodge:

[madbikeboy]

FattMax - glad you're in one piece, and the pie industry isn't in major decline after me stopping because you're there to prop it up.

MBB.

PS - all these sexist jokes. Terrible. (Terribly funny!).