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Monty69
24th April 2009, 17:46
I thought my cbr250 was better than sex, which it was, but ive just bought my first big bike, cbr600fv, and im speechless as to how stupidly fast it is (compared with previous rides) and how little attention the missus is now going to get. Im taking it relatively easy being a new bike for me, but I find it hard to keep below the speed limit, even on the open road, overtaking a line of cars saw an effortless and unintentional trip past 200kmh. Ever since i got my licence at 15 yrs old, ive wanted a1000cc sportsbike, but now im wonderinmg if thats really needed on new zealand roads. Although, I spose the less time it takes to overtake a car, or a line of them, the safer right...:Police::bleh:
YellowDog
24th April 2009, 17:56
I think you need some better sex in your life :)
Congrats on the bike.
There will be far slower 1000cc bikes around.
Have fun.
Anarkist
24th April 2009, 18:26
Good shit. Nice bike.
merv
24th April 2009, 18:28
Can you get the missus to post what she thinks of it?
bsasuper
24th April 2009, 18:30
You should come right in 10yrs or so
Dean
24th April 2009, 18:36
Very nice bike i must say, just try to keep the legal speeds , keep safe.
Wont hurt to take your missus out on the bike, that way you have both pleasing you. :)
smoky
24th April 2009, 18:38
I thought my cbr250 was better than sex,
You're obviously doing it wrong then!
Ever since i got my licence at 15 yrs old, ive wanted a 1000cc sportsbike, but now im wonderinmg if thats really needed on new zealand roads. Although, I spose the less time it takes to overtake a car, or a line of them, the safer right...
No I wouldn't think it's any safer - is a 1000cc needed on NZ roads- no
It's all about what kind of bike suits you - I like the torque of the 1200 I ride, that fact I don't need to play around up in the higher revs to get things to happen suits me.
Each to their own, it's all about how you want to ride and what suits you.
And the CBR600 is a fast bike, and can be competitive with a lot of 1000cc's in the right hands
mattian
24th April 2009, 18:39
My girl once asked me, "if you had to give up either sex, or motorcycles, which one would you choose?." I couldnt give her an answer right away........... I said I'd have to think about that one. I'm still trying to decide.
In the meantime, I'll enjoy both thankyou very much :lol:
Kendog
24th April 2009, 19:31
I had one of those, very nice bike.
That one looks mint as well :2thumbsup
DangerMice
24th April 2009, 19:46
That's a beautiful piece of kit right there....
Jerms
24th April 2009, 20:30
I've just recently gone from a 250 Magna (cruiser style) to a CBR600F and just like you I luv it!
Great power and such a thrill to ride...:2thumbsup
Just have to watch the right hand doesn't get carried away...! :whistle:
Monty69
25th April 2009, 11:05
Can you get the missus to post what she thinks of it?
She likes it, but her cbr125r is "way cooler looking" <_<
Ooo and cheers for the postive comments on the new bike guys
crash harry
25th April 2009, 11:31
Nice bike dude. I hope she treats you well.
But lay off the "is a 1000cc really needed for NZ roads" comments until you've owned one for a while. It's horses for courses - not everyone rides at full throttle all the time.
Have fun with the new ride! And treat the missus well - winter's coming and motorcycles aren't very warm to cuddle up to on a cold night...
avgas
25th April 2009, 11:37
Ummm Sex and honda in same sentence.......Ga......um nevermind:jerry:
Nice bike buddy.
Maki
25th April 2009, 17:35
Nice bike, congrats.
Monty69
26th April 2009, 09:38
Nice bike dude. I hope she treats you well.
But lay off the "is a 1000cc really needed for NZ roads" comments until you've owned one for a while. It's horses for courses - not everyone rides at full throttle all the time.
Have fun with the new ride! And treat the missus well - winter's coming and motorcycles aren't very warm to cuddle up to on a cold night...
Fair call, once i get used to the 600 ill probly start eyeing up fireblades. Yeah the missus does demand a lot of cuddling, good thing hondas require very little attention to keep them happy
AllanB
26th April 2009, 09:42
Do we NEED 1000cc bikes in NZ?
Of course not, we just WANT them.:love:
Enjoy your ride, & play safe so you can continue to have sex as well.:sunny:
jrandom
26th April 2009, 14:26
effortless and unintentional trip past 200kmh
'Indicated'.
AllanB
26th April 2009, 16:59
'Indicated'.
Meanie! :spanking:
190-200, hes still flying and well into instant loss of license territory :cool:
Monty69
26th April 2009, 18:35
'Indicated'.
Indicated is all we got. untill someone with a radar gun says otherwise...
Mr Skid
26th April 2009, 21:48
how little attention the missus is now going to get.<img src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00650/news-graphics-2007-_650918a.jpg"/>
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html">the bike seXXor</a>
Boob Johnson
27th April 2009, 10:00
Nice bike mate, congrats. I will NEVER forget the first time I was in command of a big bike, one hell of a thrill alright :headbang:
ps: That is a shit of a question to be asked!!! Bonking or biking? Would take a bit of mucking around to sort it but not entirely impossible to root & ride at the same time, surely? :laugh:
Monty69
27th April 2009, 13:34
That is a shit of a question to be asked!!! Bonking or biking? Would take a bit of mucking around to sort it but not entirely impossible to root & ride at the same time, surely? :laugh:
:2thumbsup Could do it on my 3 wheeler im sure
Boob Johnson
27th April 2009, 13:56
:2thumbsup Could do it on my 3 wheeler im sure
Ha, but that's not a bike :oi-grr:
Monty69
28th April 2009, 17:53
Got her up to 250kmh briefly on sunday.:scooter: Still pulling hard but ran out safe road. That was definatly better than sex.
icekiwi
30th April 2009, 12:51
Got her up to 250kmh briefly on sunday.:scooter: Still pulling hard but ran out safe road. That was definatly better than sex.
Thats a pic I don't want to carry around in my head.....
Mate you just need the right women ....
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