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dasser
24th April 2009, 19:46
What are the first symptoms of AIDS?

A sharp pounding sensation up the backside.

:oi-grr:
hhenry
25th April 2009, 01:32
The punch line is supposed to be

"A queer pounding in your rectum"
kevfromcoro
25th April 2009, 02:03
I wouldnt like to catch it again.....


Its a real pain in the arse................
YellowDog
25th April 2009, 07:11
Anal Injection Death Sentence...............
Phurrball
25th April 2009, 20:30
Joke Fail:

Ignorance is bliss eh...HIV has no respect for the mode of sexual contact or for sexual orientation...

AIDS is the syndrome, HIV is the virus - a relatively interesting RNA retrovirus FWIW.

Personally, I'd be more worried about the porcine influenza going around in Mexico at the moment rather than reinforcing old, debunked myths and stereotypes.

(I can cope with poor taste jokes if they're actually funny...this isn't)
dasser
26th April 2009, 18:42
Joke Fail:

Ignorance is bliss eh...HIV has no respect for the mode of sexual contact or for sexual orientation...

AIDS is the syndrome, HIV is the virus - a relatively interesting RNA retrovirus FWIW.

Personally, I'd be more worried about the porcine influenza going around in Korea at the moment rather than reinforcing old, debunked myths and stereotypes.

(I can cope with poor taste jokes if they're actually funny...this isn't)

Wow, a bit Overdramatic with way to much retarded emotion Phurrball.
Thanks for the laugh...

:whocares:
Taz
26th April 2009, 19:14
Wow, a bit Overdramatic with way to much retarded emotion Phurrball.
Thanks for the laugh...

:whocares:

So how long have you had HIV?
Lias
26th April 2009, 23:29
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P38
27th April 2009, 18:07
Aids, just another example of natural selection at work. :apint:
Phurrball
27th April 2009, 18:58
Wow, a bit Overdramatic with way to much retarded emotion Phurrball.
Thanks for the laugh...

:whocares:

OK, I bit when I probably shouldn't have.

No emotion, just a little reason to deflate the implied bigotry against male homosexuals.

And a bit of tertiary education in the virology field.

Like I implied - I'll laugh at the worst taste in jokes if they're funny. Usually that takes a bit of execution on the part of the teller. And I feel bad afterwards. Sorry, your joke failed IMHO.


Aids, just another example of natural selection at work. :apint:

If you mean humans unnaturally expanding their habitat and behaviours to come into contact with novel pathogens with some inherent ability to cross species barriers - I'm with ya.


If you mean something else - you're probably off the beaten track and upsetting uncle Darwin.
Bren
27th April 2009, 20:01
What are the first symptoms of AIDS?

A sharp pounding sensation up the backside.

:oi-grr:

whilst you may find that funny I don't.

A friend of mine died of AIDS a few years ago, and he was straight...his bitch girlfriend got him infected, actually killed him by being a slapper!
P38
27th April 2009, 20:07
If you mean humans unnaturally expanding their habitat and behaviours to come into contact with novel pathogens with some inherent ability to cross species barriers - I'm with ya.

Whatever were you thinking?

Of course thats what I meant. :msn-wink:

I know the Virus that causes AIDS jumped from the Monkees to the Humans, But what I dont know is ...

Who was on top? :apint: