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kiwifruit
26th April 2009, 14:14
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sinfull
26th April 2009, 14:17
My humps !
Mully
26th April 2009, 14:36
"This pipe is splended. Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!!"
Mully
26th April 2009, 14:40
QMoto's new 'mature rider' one-piece comes complete with pipe, rocking chair, whittling knife, Werthers Originals and adult diapers.
Maha
26th April 2009, 14:41
Earl Grey is just as rewarding without hot water.
yod
26th April 2009, 14:41
smoking may stunt your growth
sinfull
26th April 2009, 14:44
Complete with double strength piping
Ragingrob
26th April 2009, 14:47
"Qmoto... Smoking!"
MSTRS
26th April 2009, 14:48
Our resident squid showing a moments confusion when asked to "Go on, light 'er up!"
MSTRS
26th April 2009, 14:50
"WTF did you say this tobacco was soaked in?"
The Stranger
26th April 2009, 15:13
Hmm for some reason an old saying comes to mind - "A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth."
slofox
26th April 2009, 15:31
"I ride better when I'm stoned anyway..."
Skyryder
26th April 2009, 17:40
This Gandolf thing's a bit of all right. Now where is Shadowfax??


Skyryder
Gubb
26th April 2009, 17:52
Quasimoto: We know your stupid enough to harm yourself somehow.
BAD DAD
26th April 2009, 17:57
Pass me cloth cap & slippers would ya. (ATGATT)
Indiana_Jones
26th April 2009, 18:12
"About that time aye lads?"

"Righto"

-Indy
Reido
26th April 2009, 18:46
ATGATT - Not always necessary
DarkLord
26th April 2009, 19:04
This wasn't what I thought you meant when you said you were off "getting fired up" for todays trackday.
Ragingrob
26th April 2009, 19:11
"I miss my bubble pipe, that was way better for my health!"
Edbear
26th April 2009, 19:14
"I'll huff and I'll puff..."
98tls
26th April 2009, 19:24
"So Watson,still believe time travels impossible?"
sinfull
26th April 2009, 19:40
Took a fair bit of Cycling by george, but i think they fit now !
vifferman
26th April 2009, 20:03
[In an appropriate Attenborough-ish voice]
"The blue-coated, hump-backed hobbit is rarely seen in the wild, but occasionally - if one is very lucky, and very quiet - one can track it down by the pungent odour emanating from its briar pipe, in which it burns all manner of herbal materials."
kiwifruit
26th April 2009, 20:05
[In an appropriate Attenborough-ish voice]
"The blue-coated, hump-backed hobbit is rarely seen in the wild, but occasionally - if one is very lucky, and very quiet - one can track it down by the pungent odour emanating from its briar pipe, in which it burns all manner of herbal materials."

We have a winner! :yes: :lol:
Swoop
27th April 2009, 10:20
The latest accessory from Suzuki. Forget Twin Brothers, we are proud to present the "Suzuki Aftermarket Pipe".
vifferman
27th April 2009, 10:26
The latest accessory from Suzuki. Forget Twin Brothers, we are proud to present the "Suzuki Aftermarket Pipe".
If that's the case, shouldn't he be wearing that at the other end of his body? :confused:
Could be a good party trick - blowing smoke out of his arse, instead of having other people trying to blow it up.