Cops and Captions - Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Watcha Gonna Do!

[Mystic13]

Please post up which picture the caption is for;

Picture 1 (notice the people in the background laughing)

Picture 2 (bike down - no not another biker down thread)

Picture 3 ( continuing the biker theme)

Feel free to post up any other cop biker photo's for captioning.

And the last one is there because I think metal elbow sliders are damned cool. I love the sparks.

[DarkLord]

Picture 1: This gives a whole new meaning to the term "getting stuck doing highway patrol".

[Laava]

PIC 1; I've had a liddle woopsie and my toilet seat 'as come off and is lying on the ground!

[DingoZ]

pic 1 . Head Up - look where you want to go.....:)

Pic 2. Quick I've binned my bike, you've gotta be the first to post on KB, about another biker down....

Pic 3. Traffic Complaint - bike speeding and lane splitting. "What kept you guys, I've been here for ages waiting"

Pic 4. She'll be right, still got 70% lean angle in reserve.......:)))))

[Mikkel]

Picture 3:

Taking your racebike onto the Interstate only to run out of gas before the coppers - gotta suck.

[DarkLord]

Picture 2: It's ok Dave, maybe now they'll give you that Suzuki you've been asking for...

[Mikkel]

Picture 2:

I started thinking about all sorts of funny shit to caption this one with - but then I started wondering what the real story behind the scene is. Does anyone actually know?

[ukusa]

pic.1 "If I can just place this board under the front wheel....."
pic.2 "I think I've done some skids elsewhere as well"
pic.3 "I do have a thermos of coffee though"
Pic.4. Shite!

[Skyryder]

I'm a guy. I can't multi task.


Ouch!



Skyryder

[Gremlin]

Pic 2: Its ok Dave, we'll get some more donuts. Now, just how fast did you try to do that u-turn mate?

[marty]

#3 - i wasn't speeding - i was qualifying

[grusomhat]

Picture 2:

I started thinking about all sorts of funny shit to caption this one with - but then I started wondering what the real story behind the scene is. Does anyone actually know?

I was wondering the same. He looks pretty traumatized.

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: Officer Williams thought he'd nip through the coned off area to get ahead of the traffic.


Pic 3: Yes officer I was speeding but this is a race track.... okay you get out by taking a left at the next fork in the road. That's pit lane and from there you're out.

Pic 3: Officers in hot pursuit of armed robbers were stunned when the lead driver stopped to talk with a parked motorcycle "Nice looking bike, I see you've done it up a bit. What horsepower does it get now?"

[MarkH]

Bad cops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9S9oj4Scbc

[been_there]

PIC 2:

She's gone mate...She was a goodem..Best not look back

[been_there]

PIC 1:

Can you hurry up...I really need to have a shit!!

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: Concrete worker "FFS you've run over me mate! Help me dig him out!"

Pic 2: "It's not fair... "sob" "sob" "sniff"... it was my turn to ride it next. I want another bike to ride now! Can I call my mummy?"

Pic 3: "Excuse me have you seen the Presidents car, we were following him but lost him when we stopped for donuts?"

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: "Bloody hell, you ran over my trowel! Stop hiding up there like a pansy. get down here and help me find the thing!"

[Mystic13]

Pic 2: "I'm sorry Dave. I know it's a huge loss but there is just no way you'll be able to make it to the donut shop to join the boys. Maybe tomorrow."

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: Why coneheads shouldn't be employed as police.

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: "yes sir, I have checked and the concrete has been poured to the correct depth." "I am pleased to report I have got to the bottom of this matter"

[Mystic13]

Pic 2: "I just didn't see the plastic tape strung across the road until the last second and when I did I tried to serve but it was too late. I hit one of the plastic tapes and broke it in half. I'm sorry!"

But that wasn't the real problem. Officer Dave had just crashed through a police crime scene and threw his motorcycle down before both of them slid through critical evidence before it had been gathered and took out two CSI's.

[Mystic13]

Pic 2 Officer Dave realised he won't be able to ride his bike in the annual gay parade this weekend.

[Mystic13]

Pic 2: Even police Honda riders are gay. (I shouldn't have said that....lol)

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: Mike thought it was a great joke to direct the cop into the wet cement until he realised he had to dig him out. It did get a lot of laughs down at the jail house though.

Pic 1: Officer Hans had intended to run across the wet concrete and leave his mark on the surface. His recent attendance at meditation classes meant his marks were a lot deepeer than he could have imagined.

Pic 1: "Officer Hans to base. I will be unable to attend the accident on North Street. I have got concrete on my bike and need to stop to clean it off. I will report in when I am available"

[Mystic13]

Pic 1: Moments earlier Officer Hans had spotted a beautiful frauline. He flipped up his visor, winked and smiled as she smiled back... moments later her smile broke into laughter.

[Mystic13]

Pic 1:

- "can you get of the fu*ken bike and help me dig it out!"

- Officer Hans deep in thought. Wondering how to explain this. A day later all excuses were worthless when this picture made the front page of many newspapers around the world.

[Patch]

trying to up your post count Mystic??

[PrincessBandit]

1. Yeah, I'd much rather suck your front tyre, but I didn't know it was going to get so messy

2. Now now mate, plenty more fish in the sea.

3. Donuts? I'll demo then watch you guys all do one trying to turn to chase me

4. OK, who was the wise guy who asked "gotta light?" while i was concentrating on that corner??

oops, my bad, no. 4 was mirror shattering, not sparks a-flyin'. Have to think of another one now.

[Mystic13]

trying to up your post count Mystic??

No... just had a moment.

Yes... almost at 400.

[Mystic13]

4. OK, who was the wise guy who asked "gotta light?" while i was concentrating on that corner??

oops, my bad, no. 4 was mirror shattering, not sparks a-flyin'. Have to think of another one now.

Actually I think it's sparks flying off his metal elbow sliders.