Back to Skool!

[gijoe1313]

Well, here I sit after my first class ... non contact period ... fortunately didn't have too many probs, just the usual missing books and pens and what passes for cognition.

Could do with a nap now ... :zzzz:

[Mr Merde]

I'm heartbroken for you Justin.

[Stirts]

missing books and pens and what passes for cognition.


Did you throw chalk at them? that's what my teacher used to do....not at me, I was an angel :whistle:

[Laava]

Got your face mask and deterrant spray ready?

[coffeejunkie]

Yes my daughter was up bright eyed and bushy tailed ready for the first day back as school (despite the fack that it's bloody pissing down ALL DAY)

Bet she's gunna want that nap too when she gets home, LOL

[Gubb]

Did you throw chalk at them? that's what my teacher used to do....not at me, I was an angel :whistle:

The Dusters hurt more.

[Stirts]

The Dusters hurt more.

Pfffft what a learner.....now the cricket bat, that farken hurts!!!! I win :bleh:

[cc rider]

The Dusters hurt more.

Oh yeh, those dusters.
They make a particular sound as one hurls past your ear, leaving a little trail of white residue in it's wake. :dodge:

Interactive white boards have put a stop to that. Not so interactive now.

gijoe - But you did say it was a non-contact period. :laugh:

[Stirts]

gijoe - But you did say it was a non-contact period. :laugh:

G has his period and doesn't want to be touched :shit:

[cc rider]

G has his period and doesn't want to be touched :shit:

:lol:

cyberclass group hug for G :grouphug:

[Ixion]

Pens? You mean , like inky things? How quaint. Pens are SO 20th century.


Dude,it is the 22nd century now, you need to get with the play,you old folks always want to keep living in the past

[cc rider]

Pens? You mean , like inky things? How quaint. Pens are SO 20th century.


Dude,it is the 22nd century now, you get to get with the play,you old folks always want to keep living in the past

I've never met a time traveller before. But I don't get out much. :cool:

I believe the 21st century won't be finishing until December 31 2100. :lol:

[gijoe1313]

Well day is done and dusted (hur hur) and I didn't kill a single kid .. I'm losing my touch! :o

ah well, went out and picked up some supplies for module class tomorrow ... and some marking to do later tonight ... :doh:

Par for the course sir, par for the course! :msn-wink:

[Ixion]

I've never met a time traveller before. But I don't get out much. :cool:

I believe the 21st century won't be finishing until December 31 2100. :lol:

Fuck. Are you sure ? I gotta remember to change my calenders . Bugger, it's going to be a long tedious 100 years.

[cc rider]

Fuck. Are you sure ? I gotta remember to change my calenders . Bugger, it's going to be a long tedious 100 years.

91 years approx. Feel better? :p :mellow:

[Edbear]

Pens? You mean , like inky things? How quaint. Pens are SO 20th century.


Dude,it is the 22nd century now, you need to get with the play,you old folks always want to keep living in the past


91 years approx. Feel better? :p :mellow:

Thank goodness! For a minute there I thought I'd missed something...:confused:

[gijoe1313]

Tarnation and dagnabbit! Them's was the days! :angry2: Nowadays I has to think about what I was ... dang ... what was I trying to say again? :mad:

[wbks]

So do you teach HS students or what? Are you one of those teachers who patronizes and belittles their students who don't stop playing up? Those are entertaining classes:banana:

[gijoe1313]

So do you teach HS students or what? Are you one of those teachers who patronizes and belittles their students who don't stop playing up? Those are entertaining classes:banana:

:oi-grr: I don't teach! I corral and brutalise with my particular brand of humor and verbosity!

I just say chilling words like "... one day ... these words will come back to haunt you ... and it was on this day that you were made aware of it ..." or " ... now you know better, you are no longer ignorant, to act any other way is to show how far you are from being a better human being ... " or " ... I only have to put up with you for a few years, you will have to put up with yourself for the rest of your life ..."

and my all time favourite ... "I knew I should have taken the 10 years in jail, it would have been a shorter sentence ..."

then they ask why ... "because I'm not allowed to be within 150 feet of children ... but they needed more teachers ..."

ah priceless is the looks :whistle:

[EJK]

lol high school. Good ole days.
While I was sorting trash in my room, I found my old (Year 9 and 10) assignment/ essays. I was reading it through and later said to myself "What a moron! OMG EJ what were you thinking?! I was so stupid!"

:whistle: Good ole days... How do ya manage teaching them?

[cc rider]

:oi-grr: I don't teach! I corral and brutalise with my particular brand of humor and verbosity!

I just say chilling words like "... one day ... these words will come back to haunt you ... and it was on this day that you were made aware of it ..." or " ... now you know better, you are no longer ignorant, to act any other way is to show how far you are from being a better human being ... " or " ... I only have to put up with you for a few years, you will have to put up with yourself for the rest of your life ..."

ah priceless is the looks :whistle:

Aah! A kindy teacher, how wonderful! :baby:

[cc rider]

While I was sorting trash in my room, said to myself "What a moron! OMG EJ what were you thinking?! I was so stupid!"

......so I stopped sorting. :stupid:

[gijoe1313]

lol high school. Good ole days.
While I was sorting trash in my room, I found my old (Year 9 and 10) assignment/ essays. I was reading it through and later said to myself "What a moron! OMG EJ what were you thinking?! I was so stupid!"

:whistle: Good ole days... How do ya manage teaching them?

Whaddya mean? Yer still doing the same idjit things! :lol: j/k ... I don't so much as teach as make cryptic Obi-wan Kenobi statements like

"... so how does that make you feel?" and "... so what else do you think you could have improved on?" ... "this is not the work I am looking for ..." and " ... the farce is strong in you ..."