Caption Competition [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

scuzeme

27th April 2009, 15:48

Hope no bodies already done this but i just couldnt resist.
Get aload of Koba in the photo below and thread up a caption to split our sides.

"ahhahhhhhh HOME AND AWAY starts in 5 minutes!!!! ahahhhhhhh"

Gubb

27th April 2009, 15:56

"And then Rossi goes like this!"

Str8 Jacket

27th April 2009, 16:21

"Maybe my girlfriend might notice me now"

Gubb

27th April 2009, 16:26

That's either the photoshop of the year, or an amazing setup.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=127657&d=1240806373

EJK

27th April 2009, 16:30

Hahahaha well done Koba! Brilliant photo! Was it an accident or done in purpose?

ManDownUnder

27th April 2009, 16:31

Piece of shit bucket - I told you I could outrun the thing

ManDownUnder

27th April 2009, 16:32

And it's hoverboard boy for the win with riderless bucket a close second

Str8 Jacket

27th April 2009, 16:37

That's either the photoshop of the year, or an amazing setup.

lol. Definately happened for real! It happened at The Taupo Road Race Spectaculaaaar! Turned out one of his breather pipes had burst all over his rear tyre. Was an amazing crash (and his first ever racing the RG) he lost it, regained it and then lost it again. I got ot watch the whole thing. It was like he just "stepped" over and off the front of the bike! :yes:

Hahahaha well done Koba! Brilliant photo! Was it an accident or done in purpose?
High sides are *always* on purpose. Right?! :confused:

Piece of shit bucket - I told you I could outrun the thing

OI! it was his RG, but same diff I gues, lol!

ManDownUnder

27th April 2009, 16:37

"Who Dares Wins" met "Dancing With the Stars" today in a low cost local production. Producers remain unsure of their preferred title

Who Dares to See Stars
Dancing for the Win

It's been described as the next smash-shit...

Stirts

27th April 2009, 16:40

The hills are alive with the sound of ..............................

binning

EJK

27th April 2009, 16:46

"I are winner!"

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MSTRS

27th April 2009, 16:48

To the ViciousAttackMotorcycle..."I just spread my arms like this, and soar to safety. Mwuahaha!"

cc rider

27th April 2009, 16:57

Ooh! I gotta pee. I gotta pee.

Cross legs. Cross legs. :Oops:

Mmm! That's warm. :done:

DarkLord

27th April 2009, 17:05

Honestly, I didn't mean it when I said I preferred Yamahas! Please stop chasing me!

Laxi

27th April 2009, 17:06

"I are winner!"

what a sucker:rofl:

jafar

27th April 2009, 17:14

Gotta get the lotto

Cheshire Cat

27th April 2009, 17:57

Ooooh, a piece of candy!

MSTRS

27th April 2009, 18:16

Hurry Captain, Ah cannae hold 'er, she's gonna blow!

driftn

27th April 2009, 18:21

I reckon if I jump............ Now I can beat Hels to the finish line.

Duke girl

27th April 2009, 18:25

They said he was flying but I didnt know they meant off the bike.
Thats an Awesome photo and credit to the photographer who took it.:niceone::bleh:

Str8 Jacket

27th April 2009, 18:26

I reckon if I jump............ Now I can beat Hels to the finish line.

Can you believe that the race was red flagged moments later because of some other crash and he won the Third place trophy! Tinny Bastard!! :niceone:

Mully

27th April 2009, 18:26

"Iiiiice Creeeeeeeeeaaaammmm!!!"

KiwiPhoenix

27th April 2009, 18:52

"You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you do the hokey pokey and thats what its all about!"

Trudes

27th April 2009, 19:12

"Mommy!!! I is coming mommy"

koba

27th April 2009, 19:14

Sigh, I'm going to want a beer after this!

Choco

27th April 2009, 19:16

"The bike was slowing me down!"

Amazing photo you got there!

Also: is that the brake lever near the front wheel? awesome.

Lissa

27th April 2009, 20:01

After deciding that he could run faster than the bike's top speed, Koba made a mad dash for the finish line.

Great photo!! :D

sinfull

27th April 2009, 20:06

She's gonna blow, run for your lives !!!!!

EJK

27th April 2009, 20:10

She's gonna blow, run for your lives !!!!!

I was thinking about that. If you see closely, there it seems a gernade pin under the wheel.

koba

27th April 2009, 20:13

"The bike was slowing me down!"

Amazing photo you got there!

Also: is that the brake lever near the front wheel? awesome.

The Photo was taken by Avalon Wagener.
http://avalon.myphotos.cc
It is a minter aye! There are more too, she got a sequence of my crash and a great sequence of a superbike first corner prang on that day.

Yeah, that is the brake lever, in the other shots you can see the gearbox oil pouring off the sidestand bracket and onto the back wheel. :shit:

Choco

27th April 2009, 20:19

Yeah, that is the brake lever, in the other shots you can see the gearbox oil pouring off the sidestand bracket and onto the back wheel. :shit:

You going to be able to fix her up?

koba

27th April 2009, 20:31

You going to be able to fix her up?
It was in December, I had it fixed ages ago now.

Crash Damage took piss all, A quick weld for the footpeg, a new lever, bent the handle bar back and a bit of plastic welding on the fairing.

I had to pull the engine apart to use better sealant on the cases as the ejaculation of pressurised gearbox oil onto the back tyre was caused by a lack of seal between the crankcase and gearbox.
I used the wrong goo.

koba

27th April 2009, 20:32

That's either the photoshop of the year, or an amazing setup.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=127657&d=1240806373

Caption for this one:

"Damn, Rossi is still getting more air, I will have to keep practicing!"

EJK

27th April 2009, 20:33

How did it all happen?

Mully

27th April 2009, 20:41

How did it all happen?

What sort of caption is that?

FOCUS:
"Tip toe, throught the tulips...."

koba

27th April 2009, 20:48

How did it all happen?

That was pretty much it really, Bad seal (from wrong go) caused pressure to build up untill it had to come out somewhere. It came out all over my tyre.

I was hittting the gas as early and hard as I could to try keep up with Jason Cameron and Paddy Doohan so at first I thought I had just got on it a bit savagely, I got it back and thought "damn, that lost me time" opened the taps again and *snap* She bit me!

Solly

27th April 2009, 20:56

"Fark it, who needs a bike anyway!!??"

archie-no2

28th April 2009, 18:39

"smile for the camera"

scuzeme

28th April 2009, 19:15

OK this is so funny now we should vote on the best one i vote....mine :yes:

cc rider

28th April 2009, 22:26

OK this is so funny now we should vote on the best one i vote....mine :yes:

Now be fair.
Since it was Koba's rendition of "Run rabbit. Run Rabbit. Run. Run. Run."
shouldn't it be his vote. Or not. :shutup:

koba

30th April 2009, 14:38

Now be fair.
Since it was Koba's rendition of "Run rabbit. Run Rabbit. Run. Run. Run."
shouldn't it be his vote. Or not. :shutup:

Surely I cant vote if I've put my own caption in...?

cc rider

30th April 2009, 20:00

Surely I cant vote if I've put my own caption in...?

Course you can, we'll all just throw things at you if you win. :dodge:
That cool with you? :cool:

koba

30th April 2009, 21:59

Whats the prize? :shifty:

koba

30th April 2009, 22:04

Seriously tho, I can't pick.
Fuggit, the captions are all a good laugh, the pic's a minter, I had fun doing it.

:done: