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Hans
28th April 2009, 21:19
In breaking news:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/2368393/Swine-flu-in-New-Zealand-cases-confirmed

Here we go...

PirateJafa
28th April 2009, 21:27
Good thing I've got that zombie-proof bunker out back.

I'll see which of you guys are still alive 28 weeks later.

EJK
28th April 2009, 21:47
Yeeeha I'm gonna eat you up!

Jantar
28th April 2009, 21:49
Damn! Where did I put that tinfoil hat? :sweatdrop

Blackshear
28th April 2009, 21:49
Good thing I've got that zombie-proof bunker out back.

I'll see which of you guys are still alive 28 weeks later.

It'll never work.
Some spineless wonder will come knocking and bashing on your door, and the lack of social interaction will make you open it. Zombies + om nom nom, the end.

Cue a sequel ;)

Mully
28th April 2009, 21:55
Hmm, must stock up on storms and teacups. I seem to be running out.

Ragingrob
28th April 2009, 21:55
It'll never work.
Some spineless wonder will come knocking and bashing on your door, and the lack of social interaction will make you open it. Zombies + om nom nom, the end.

Cue a sequel ;)

28 years later BlackShear emerges from his fireplace, thankful for his black shears that cut through so many million zombies to stay alive.

Wiki Drifter
28th April 2009, 21:59
Good thing I've got that zombie-proof bunker out back..

Yeah bro, I've already rigged the house up with UV flood lights.


hmmm.... actually that would only work against vampires... shit! Back to Mitre 10 tomorrow

PirateJafa
28th April 2009, 22:00
It'll never work.
Some spineless wonder will come knocking and bashing on your door, and the lack of social interaction will make you open it. Zombies + om nom nom, the end.

I have slightly over 4,000GB of procrastination before I feel the urge to react to a survivor outside.

And even then I'd only activate the webcam to record the ensuing brain-rape for future Youtube posterity.


28 years later BlackShear emerges from his fireplace, thankful for his black shears that cut through so many million zombies to stay alive.

Shears? You're thinking a bit small mate. That kind of thinking will get you eaten.

<img src="http://www.teenexploitation.com/reviews/studio35/lawnmower.jpg">

Blackshear
28th April 2009, 22:04
28 years later BlackShear emerges from his fireplace, thankful for his black shears that cut through so many million zombies to stay alive.
YUS! I am a main character! I would also most likely need a shave.

I have slightly over 4,000GB of procrastination before I feel the urge to react to a survivor outside.

And even then I'd only activate the webcam to record the ensuing brain-rape for future Youtube posterity.



Shears? You're thinking a bit small mate. That kind of thinking will get you eaten.

So, when can I come around and steal all of your movies and the like?
I have about 1TB of space ready for fillin'.

I feel internet slang would be useful should someone come -aknockin'.

"TITS, OR GTFO!" :Oops:

Ragingrob
28th April 2009, 22:05
I have slightly over 4,000GB of procrastination before I feel the urge to react to a survivor outside.

And even then I'd only activate the webcam to record the ensuing brain-rape for future Youtube posterity.



Shears? You're thinking a bit small mate. That kind of thinking will get you eaten.

<img src="http://www.teenexploitation.com/reviews/studio35/lawnmower.jpg">

Ah... You obviously haven't heard the new lethal term "To cut one's body right off, leaving only their penis behind".

:lol:

Ragingrob
28th April 2009, 22:07
YUS! I am a main character! I would also most likely need a shave.



You mean a shear ;)

PirateJafa
28th April 2009, 22:09
YUS! I am a main character! I would also most likely need a shave.

S'long as you're not black. They always die first.


So, when can I come around and steal all of your movies and the like?
I have about 1TB of space ready for fillin'.

You have a Bandit, of course you can. PM or MSN me.

Brian d marge
28th April 2009, 22:10
yup I've just got it ! ..damn stuff leached through the Ethernet and Its either hay fever or swine flue ( my calls me a swine ,,,so I must have it )

Stephen

Hans
28th April 2009, 22:39
Standby to be PD'd :whistle:

Swoop
29th April 2009, 16:34
Hmm, must stock up on storms and teacups. I seem to be running out.
This latest "world ending" disease brought to you by Roche Pharmaceuticals.
"What are we over supplied in today, boys?"
"Hey Boss, we have heaps of tamiflu in the warehouse!"
"I think I have a way of getting rid of that...";)

Mikkel
29th April 2009, 17:26
Been waiting for this moment ever since I watched this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUAvTn3uz5w

It's going to be awesome!

Pussy
29th April 2009, 18:25
And here is where it started.....

Mom
29th April 2009, 21:20
This latest "world ending" disease brought to you by Roche Pharmaceuticals.
"What are we over supplied in today, boys?"
"Hey Boss, we have heaps of tamiflu in the warehouse!"
"I think I have a way of getting rid of that...";)



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10569343

Perhaps he should delay his flight till the weekend week?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10569397



Tamiflu, the medicine being given to people showing symptoms of influenza A and swine flu, will be publicly available without a prescription from Friday.

Might pop out and get a pack for the hell of it, I have a houseful of pigs :yes: