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Fatt Max
29th April 2009, 10:10
See, see, see...bloody petting zoo's...

vifferman
29th April 2009, 10:21
* chortle *

MSTRS
29th April 2009, 10:27
I got sprung speeding, but I did a runner and got away. Didn't want to risk catching what the pigs were carrying...

xgnr
29th April 2009, 20:14
On ya Max :yes:

Have distributed far and wide

Beemer
30th April 2009, 12:16
Love it - I always knew kids were trouble!

Fatt Max
1st May 2009, 06:46
Yes indeed my lovelies, it's best to be prepared what with the onset of swine flu and everything.

Try this product, it really works....:doctor:

Conquiztador
1st May 2009, 07:11
Bah... You guys are telling porkies. ;)

MisterD
1st May 2009, 09:41
I heard otherwise...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SfhU7ownEWI/AAAAAAAAEDo/p_S67J0y_LI/s1600/Pink-Pig.jpg

MSTRS
1st May 2009, 09:48
I heard ...

...if you are diagnosed with Swine Flu, that you should stay out of the sun (or hot places). It turns your skin crispy and delicious.

JimO
1st May 2009, 10:17
i called the swine flu hotline and all i got was crackling

riffer
1st May 2009, 11:12
This is better.

<img src=http://www.city.com/forums/uploads/5/pooh.jpg>

Beemer
1st May 2009, 11:52
Here's another one for you - it's a bitmap image so I had to put it into a Word document -hope it works.

jim.cox
1st May 2009, 12:35
Here's another one for you - it's a bitmap image so I had to put it into a Word document -hope it works.

try it this way...

Fatt Max
1st May 2009, 12:40
I did have a Pooh and Piglet picture in here but some of you fine dudes beat me to it...well done...ignore me anyways, I'm fat, eh...

Fatt Max
1st May 2009, 12:42
Ooops, sorry Riff,

Just had this emailed to me and I've gone and posted it, apologies dude.

But yes, 'tis very funny

Onya

Beemer
1st May 2009, 12:49
How did you get it to do that? I tried attaching it but it wouldn't accept that format, did you open it and then save it in a JPEG or something? (For future reference, you see!) Ta!

jim.cox
1st May 2009, 13:04
How did you get it to do that? I tried attaching it but it wouldn't accept that format, did you open it and then save it in a JPEG or something? (For future reference, you see!) Ta!

Easy...
Copied out of the document to the clipboard
Pasted clipboard into Paint
Saved as JPG
Uploaded as JPG

Fatt Max
1st May 2009, 13:10
Looks like penguin flu may be on the increase as well...

Beemer
1st May 2009, 13:50
Sorry! It was ME!!!

Fatt Max
1st May 2009, 13:53
No apologies needed mate, I didnt want to steal someone else's post.

There is a whole book worth of Pooh Swine Flu pisstakes, eh!

mashman
1st May 2009, 15:56
Look, it's easy to cure Swine Flu... With bird flu you seek Tweetment, seems reasonable that Oinkment will work for swine flu :whistle:

Beemer
1st May 2009, 17:15
Not to mention sitting next to a crackling good fire!

Bren
2nd May 2009, 12:56
Q: Did you hear the one about the reason that it was so hard to set up check points for swine flu?

A: Since pigs rarely drive through the border...

Bren
2nd May 2009, 13:03
When asked if there would ever be a black president, Andrew Jackson said, "When Pigs fly." 100 Days into Obama's presidency there is the Swine Flu...

Guy walks into a 7-11, Pulls out two strips of bacon and demands all the money.

What do you call a swine flu outbreak at a Lawyers Conference?
A good start!

Oh my God, it's the Aporkalypse!

I think I've got swine fever....I've come out in rashers.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/swinemaskAP_450x300.jpg

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/labajkaf.jpeg

98tls
2nd May 2009, 22:17
Repost?Dunno,been out riding all day got home checked in on the TL forum and came across this which gave me a chuckle.

yod
2nd May 2009, 22:19
http://www.friv.com/x/sneeze/game.html

Mully
2nd May 2009, 22:19
Reeeeepost.

Already in Jokes......

Mods!!! Burn him for this most vicious of crimes.

98tls
2nd May 2009, 22:22
Reeeeepost.

Already in Jokes......

Mods!!! Burn him for this most vicious of crimes. Humbug,fuck it dont worry about the mods theres a can a gas out in the shed,i fully understand the severity of the crime.To hell i go.:argh:

Laxi
2nd May 2009, 22:24
http://www.friv.com/x/sneeze/game.html

disturbing, yet strangly adictive:laugh:

Freeatlast
2nd May 2009, 22:27
Reeeeepost.

Already in Jokes......

Mods!!! Burn him for this most vicious of crimes.

Be gentle with him... the search button is hard to find.

Freeatlast
2nd May 2009, 22:30
Humbug,fuck it dont worry about the mods theres a can a gas out in the shed,i fully understand the severity of the crime.To hell i go.:argh:

The problem is I think, you need a Honda in your life... :calm:

98tls
2nd May 2009, 22:31
Be gentle with him... the search button is hard to find. Nope,couldnt be bothered.:gob:

98tls
2nd May 2009, 22:34
The problem is I think, you need a Honda in your life... :calm: Nope,got one,and a Su ki,Yamaha,Kawasaki,Triumph.