A Kiwi Biker rugby team

[Hitcher]

If there was to be a Kiwi Biker rugby team, who should start in each of the on-field positions, and who should comprise the seven reserves?

Suggestions please.

The Selector's decision will be final, and no correspondence will be entered into.

[Beemer]

A Kiwi Biker RUGBY team? Hitcher, have you lost the plot totally?

Walks away, shaking head sadly...:crazy:

[bungbung]

Can't you see that it is a trick?

Like asking who rides a Honda, but isn't gay

[Mully]

Well, I can suggest several people as wan... oh, I mean flankers.

Better not start on the Hookers though.

[Lissa]

Hitch the ref in the pink shirt.

[Dooly]

Well I played senior premier grade as ...umm....yer ok.........hooker.;)

[Brian d marge]

I want to be sacha the gay coach with a pekinese and a sharp sense of fashion

Stephanio

[Stirts]

The Fullback...
The last line of defense who is always blamed when the opposition score. They also make great cheerleaders and will cheer everyone else on while clamoring about trying to keep up. They often gasp and wheeze while looking to the sideline for the nearest water bottle or opportunities to be included in the best photographs.

The Wingers...
There is one of these on each side of the field, left and right. They are known for having a marked reluctance to take responsibility and a tendency to panic under pressure. They are always the first to pull a muscle.

The Center...
Two again, one inside the other outside. When attacking, they are the ones who run quickly toward the nearest opponent and collapse into their arms. When they try to kick the ball it is always an adventure. Center's traditionally have high sperm counts They have an uncanny knack of tripping over themselves or being flattened by opposition players whom they were trying to run through.

The Fly Half...
In Golden Oldies rugby this is the big laugh position reserved for aging trendies who think they can still cut the mustard. They act tough by striking various poses, snarling, blowing snot, hoiking boogers, and wearing velcro inside their jockstraps. If someone comes near them they usually do one of three things. (1) kick the ball anywhere (2) run anywhere (3) assume the fetal position.

The Scrum Half...
A small knotty type person who usually does exercises on the day of the match. Spends the whole game trying to keep out of the reach of opposing forwards. Usually becomes cocky in the last fifteen minutes and gets battered.

The Front Row...
The vice ring of the scrum. Often their game is played in one part of the field, without the ball, while the rest proceed elsewhere. After 15 minutes they are always completely shagged and, like all alcoholics, vow this is the last time. Multi colored belly button lint is a prerequisite.

The Second Row... This sounds like a bit of me "rest one's head between two well cushioned thighs, clutching on to each others love handles" :blip:
This is the most restful position. To be able to rest one's head between two well cushioned thighs, clutching on to each others love handles can put some second rowers to sleep. They are known to enjoy the comfort of being comfortably tucked up at the bottom of a pile of players. An experienced second row can go through a complete game without making any contact with the ball whatsoever.

The Loose Forwards...
The main goal of the loose forwards is to complete the game with their hair still in place, and be in the front row of exotic dance establishments. They are also apt to remember plays in which they were involved, even though no one else who played in the same game has the faintest recollection of their participation. Some are known to shave their legs and the soles of their feet.

[Trudes]

Can I be the ball girl? Or do I have to cut the oranges?

[MisterD]

Finn for scrum half - short, mouthy and thinks he's the referee...:dodge:

[MSTRS]

C'mon Hitcher. You'll have to try harder, before this thread is converted into the usual KB scrum.

[Maha]

Gubb and Trudes for Prop.

[allycatz]

I think Sinfull needs to go somewhere...there always has to be a customary ropehead somewhere in a rugby team

[Big Dave]

I'll referee.

I dislike like the game and don't know all the rules.

Perfectly qualified.

[Hitcher]

C'mon Hitcher. You'll have to try harder, before this thread is converted into the usual KB scrum.

I suspect that you mean a ruck? A scrum has a structure.

[Grahameeboy]

Don't like rugby....

[Mikkel]

All I know is that carver would be in the penalty box no matter how things went.

[Murray]

Fat Max for a prop!!!!!!!

[tri boy]

Carver for fullback. Like's coming from the rear.

[Tank]

Carver for fullback. Like's coming from the rear.

With a name like Tri boy - we better put you on the wing.

[Tank]

Carver for fullback. Like's coming from the rear.

Actually - I think Carver plays for "the other team"

[tri boy]

With a name like Tri boy - we better put you on the wing.

So long as I can have a free run at the tri line, without defenders trying to flatten me, and there are drinks at every blow of the whistle, and scantily clad female physios to ice "swollen" muscles.

[martybabe]

I've only played twice in my life and was sent off both times .2 wins, 2 knock outs, no defeats. Apparently, kill them all, is not a recognised rugby strategy.


I'll just cheer them all on from behind the bushes whilst playing cards, a little trick I learnt after being sent off the cricket field. What's ungentlemanly conduct when it's at home? Bloody rules :wacko:

Come on the KBs! THIS IS SPARTAAA!

[ManDownUnder]

Col for the front row.

[MisterD]

Do we have any options other than Skyryder for the Left Wing? I reckon we've got plenty of cover on the right...

[Colapop]

Col for the front row.
I was a No.8!

NZSarge as one prop,
Big Dan as the other
AJTurbo at halfbaked
DMNTD as hooker

[ManDownUnder]

I was a No.8!

NZSarge as one prop,
Big Dan as the other
AJTurbo at halfbaked
DMNTD as hooker

And me???

Left right out!

[MSTRS]

And me???

Left right out!

That's just not cricket, old son.
(Who's gonna be goalie?)

[Marknz]

I once played No. 8 against a young chap called Wayne Shelford... he made me look like his biatch for 80mins then congratulated me for lasting the whole game... that was the highlight of my day. On another occassion, some years later, I played opposite Alama Iriamia (sp?) in a social (yea right) game... that game ended rather early for me when I went in for a text book round the legs tackle and came out not knowing what planet I was on.

I stuck with lawn bowls after that :calm:

Me thinks I'll be the bag boy.

[Burtha]

Can I be like in american football where they have a dedicated kicker ?!
I wont guarantee any goals, but I think it would be fun to have a go.

Otherwise, I guess I could be the waterboy .... I mean, watergirl ...
(but no, I wont be wearing a white t-shirt)

[jtzzr]

I was a No.8!


DMNTD as hooker

Right name ,Wrong game. :whistle:

[Deano]

Can't you see that it is a trick?

Like asking who rides a Honda, but isn't gay

That's me.

p.s. I couldn't give a rats arse about thugby.

[EJK]

I'll be the goal keeper :)

[jim.cox]

I stuck with lawn bowls after that


You dont want to do that

Bowls is a really dangerous game didn't you know :(

More people die playing bowls than any other sport in this country :(

By a factor of about 5:1 :(

[Gubb]

Gubb and Trudes for Prop.

Aye. That's where I played. Too slow for everywhere else, and I never get over the line.

[Trudes]

Aye. That's where I played. Too slow for everywhere else, and I never get over the line.

Yeah, I never score either :laugh:

[jrandom]

I couldn't give a rats arse about thugby.

What Punchy said.

[carver]

Actually - I think Carver plays for "the other team"

you mean the B team?
you want to join?



All I know is that carver would be in the penalty box no matter how things went.

just like any sports event, always bending the rules, in this case bending over they guy in front of me

[Hitcher]

Yeah, I never score either

Being in the Newlands reserves is probably a contributing factor.

[cowpoos]

If there was to be a Kiwi Biker rugby team, who should start in each of the on-field positions, and who should comprise the seven reserves?

Suggestions please.

The Selector's decision will be final, and no correspondence will be entered into.
I'll put me hand up for 1st or 2nd five....

[Hitcher]

I'll put me hand up for 1st or 2nd five....

I'd heard that too.