Woodybee's birthday 6 June, come curling

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's,

I turn naughty 43 on 5th June, so will painting Queenstown Red on the Friday, but always like to do something different for my birthday, Isle of Man TT, Brass Monkeys, but Queen Elizabeths birthday is the week before this year, so Brass is on the week before, which I shall be going to of course.......:whistle:

So I thought, what's a good laugh and different........Well, I have been curling in Naseby before and that little town, boy does it rock, its picturesque, cute, endearing, and it has 2 pubs.............yee har.............

I have a couple of spaces in a mates house, but the Motorcamp is just down the road, and its cheap accomodation there, and my mate rents his house out, so that will be probably be $20 a head, take your own food, beer etc.,iron your flares dust off your platforms and come for a blast......btw, no theme, in case you got worried there for a sec!!

Curling is at 6, so going to errupt into Naseby early afternoon, on the Saturday have couple of birthday beers, bite to eat and curl at 6.

There's an National Curling Champ that night, so that will be good to watch, and see how crap we are...................

Then beer we go again, off to the pub, to the pub to the pub pub pub.

Would be so fan to get those of you who are dear to me to come and have some fun.

Who knows it might snow a bit :cold:and we can have a snowball fight, wear your armour though as I am a demon snowballer.

Really hope that those of you dudes who know me, would like to come along and party on with "Woodybee whose's 43"......................

PM me anyway.................

Hope you have had a great week, I am tramping into Routeburn with a bunch of chick mates, and a rucksac full of wine bladders...........can feel my headache on Sunday already..............:wacko:

Ciao for now, Dudes

Woodybee:woohoo:

[scumdog]

Hmmmmmmm...:crazy:

[Mom]

So far away...

Sounds like hell fun :yes:

Behave yeah! :blip:

[FJRider]

So far away...



No it isn't silly ;) ... it's just down the road... :whistle:

[Kemet]

Me wanna come!!

Can I?
Can I?

??!!!!


mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa

Sounds fun

What's wrong with being 43, btw??!!

[SilverGrin]

Happy birthday.

Lookin pretty good for 43.

[ynot slow]

Hmmm curling and hurling be good to be there but alas.
Thought first of all wtf,who wants to curl hair lol.

[woodybee]

Me wanna come!!

Can I?
Can I?

??!!!!


mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa

Sounds fun

What's wrong with being 43, btw??!!Be good to get you there Kermet old frog.

43 is great, I adored my dirty 30's and having a ball during my naughty 40's, :yes:just seem crap at picking the right guy's................:wacko:oh well, spose its that part which is sometimes fun............initially anyway.........:eek5:

Curling Curling Curling..............Woopey doo's pm me if your a definate, and ring the Naseby Motorcamp as the house may be full by the time we get there..................................but touch base see if we can squeeze anyone else in......

Coi 4 now Dudes and Dudess's:rockon::wavey::drinkup:

[ratusratus]

would you turn up?

[Kemet]

I nearly at the dirty 30s. Turned 29 today.

I know what you mean about the right guy....

Met a nice one on the weekend.... fingers crossed...

Still, looking forward to your birthday bash.:hug:


PS: if my calculations are correct then that means my 30th will fall on a Saturday next year... I'm sure there's something significant about Saturdays.....

[awayatc]

29.......

barely broken in....:oi-grr:

[Mr Triple]

29.......

barely broken in....:oi-grr:


Ha.. All you pirates have got the right answers;)

[KZT]

I nearly at the dirty 30s. Turned 29 today.

I know what you mean about the right guy....

Met a nice one on the weekend but, alas, I don't think anything will come of it....:weep:

Still, looking forward to your birthday bash.:hug:


PS: if my calculations are correct then that means my 30th will fall on a Saturday next year... I'm sure there's something significant about Saturdays.....

29!! Just a baby!!:baby:
Hope you had an excellent Birthday, and I am quite happy to share "My Day" :2thumbsup :hug: with you.....double party??:beer:

[Bren]

Well, good on you Woddybee...I shall happen to be in the south Island then, and as it so happens the 5th of June is my 39th birthday.....who knows...maybe I might get tempted to go down to Naseby to celebrate it....Is the beer cold down there?:2thumbsup

[Ghost_Bullet]

I take it as was with the Garstonian, there will be pole dancing....???

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[Mr Triple]

I take it as was with the Garstonian, there will be pole dancing....???


:2thumbsup pole dancing that was good a nice little touch so to speak. :2thumbsup

[awayatc]

:2thumbsup pole dancing that was good a nice little touch so to speak. :2thumbsup


I volunteer.....

as a pole that is....

of course.

[Daffyd]

:2thumbsup pole dancing that was good a nice little touch so to speak. :2thumbsup

Lucky bugger! I didn't get a little touch! :whistle:

[Mr Triple]

I volunteer.....

as a pole that is....

of course.

I bet you would... You've been out at sea for too long;)


Lucky bugger! I didn't get a little touch! :whistle:

You had a good look though:2thumbsup

[Kemet]

I volunteer.....

as a pole that is....

of course.

All of you or just some of you???:whistle:

[awayatc]

why?
you suggesting we are bipolar?

[Kemet]

rephrase then...

Are you volunteering all of your body or just some of it as the pole??:whistle:

[98tls]

Will be working that weekend Woody so cant make it,wishing you all the best on your B-day in advance,have a great weekend.

[Kemet]

Anyone else??!!!

[Clairsky]

Anyone else??!!!

Trying my best to work something out. Might bring the kids curling too. Would that be a problem?

[awayatc]

They slide ok?........

[Kemet]

They slide ok?........

I'm sure we could figure something out....

[Clairsky]

They slide ok?........

The youngest would, the other two might object a wee bit! Accomodation problem at the moment. Any hints?

[Kemet]

I can't quite decide if I'll come up in the bike or the cage.........

Bike => way more fun but less stuff
Cage => not quite as fun but can fit more stuff in, more people and although I don't have any chains it's a Caldina so it's full time 4WD... (with an accessory socket in the boot.)

I also still have my incendiary devices that I wasn't allowed to let of at the march hare. Could bring those and make it a real cracker of a party....

[woodybee]

Blimey no question on this, one, car wins it hands down.

Those of us form QT will be heading to Alex for about 10ish to warm up buying some chuks to roast laters, and heading to Naseby, locate house, get beer rolling and get partying.

For accomodation try Naseby Motorcamp hop skip and jumpa away from Curcling Rink, Pubs........
They did a run about naseby in the local paper the other day...........seems popular all of a sudden....woohoo.

Woodybee:wari:

[woodybee]

Well, good on you Woddybee...I shall happen to be in the south Island then, and as it so happens the 5th of June is my 39th birthday.....who knows...maybe I might get tempted to go down to Naseby to celebrate it....Is the beer cold down there?:2thumbsup
Beer Cold...the ways its been around here lately it'll be chilled to the extent on getting stuck on the lips mate........be great to see you again, if your'e around.

Ciao for now

[Kemet]

Hey Bren

This time of year the beer is always cold. Don't even need the fridge. Just stick your perishables and beverages out the back door and she'll be right....

Not long now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should I bring my whole box of flamable things?? or just the little ones....

[Clairsky]

Yahoo! Got kids sorted. I'm heading there and dosing down on your floor (or couch if it's still available). Not sure if other half is coming or not. He's working in your town on the waterfront for the next few weeks. Pop down at sometime and say Hi. He's on the old tub that wanders up and down the lake every day!

[SilverGrin]

Yahoo! Got kids sorted. <snip>

Praise be to duct tape.

[Clairsky]

Haha that's cool SG! Mine would never stay still long enough to do that to tho. Let alone just get a piece over their mouths!

[Kemet]

Praise be to duct tape.

Truly inspiring!!

:killingme:

[woodybee]

My god this has come up so quickly................

The house, sounds like it will be rocking, dont forget to bring your own grog, got the chickens or rather left them at New World, pick them up tommorow, got the veg, so being your dancings shoes as there is going to be one hell of a party in Naseby...............


:niceone: ope it snows as I reckon a good game would be girls make a huge well endowed snowman or a small snowman with a huge donger:laugh: and you guys can make a sheila snowman with a huge pair of thingies, and we shall post the photos on KB and get the audience to pick the rightful winner.

I know that my avid study of the male anatomy would come in handy, wont model it on the dudes I have met that had chipolatas (god why do men get them out when they are that small), don't want an elephant but enough to grab hold of and have some fun is ideal..............Ahem anyway.

Us girlies will have the best snowman which will beat you dudes handsdown, scus the pub.

ETA for naseby............

Will either be at the house, text me for address or at one of the 2 pubs if we get to Naseby earlier.

This weekend is going to rock. kick off tommorow at Happy Hr at the Grooviest Pub in Town, then a grown up meal in a delightful Italiano Restaurant with not too much of a latey..............

Ciao for now all.,

Woodybee xx

[droid]

Have a good night- turned 43 couple of months ago its ok so far. Spoke to you at the BM last weekend, enjoy.

[Kemet]

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[normajeane]

Oohh, so sad can't make a snowfella with all you girls. BUT we will be having a GOOD time at Queenstown this weekend.:bleh:
Scummy and I on our way early in the morn and booked in for a FULL body :spanking:massage and FLOTATION (whatever that is). We may first go to the shooting range and fire at RANDOM. :2guns: Pity all our mates are away. Will try and catch up with Mr Clairsky tho'.:apint:

[Kemet]

booked in for a FULL body :spanking:massage and FLOTATION (whatever that is).

Flotation.... hhhmmmmmmmm.......

I thinking either a spot in a sensory deprivation chamber to "relax" you or they be checking to see if you leave 'floaters' or 'sinkers' ..... ha ha ha ha:eek::eek:

["Rambo"]

I know that my avid study of the male anatomy would come in handy, wont model it on the dudes I have met that had chipolatas (god why do men get them out when they are that small), don't want an elephant but enough to grab hold of and have some fun is ideal..............Ahem anyway.

Woodybee xx

Oh but you have "seen" a photo of a nice one there Jan, dam phones with camera :doh: knew that would get me in trouble one day. :chase:

[Ruralman]

Oh but you have "seen" a photo of a nice one there Jan, dam phones with camera :doh: knew that would get me in trouble one day. :chase:

Well we have a finalist in the wanker post of the year awards:rolleyes::tugger:

Having said that the photos you refer to did show an impressive ability to fuck your own nostrils and generate and use your own face cream:clap:

[Kemet]

Can't quite figure out if that was supposed to be a compliment or not....:buggerd:

[Ruralman]

Can't quite figure out if that was supposed to be a compliment or not....:buggerd:

Maybe my sarcastic ridicule was a little subtle ?????

[idb]

Maybe my sarcastic ridicule was a little subtle ?????

Yeah, I think so...tell us what you really think!

[Ruralman]

Yeah, I think so...tell us what you really think!

Do not throw such tempting bait to a large shark!! - must remember to take my medication in future before responding to idiots
Actually I've since had had an approach from a support group known as the the "Justin Club" (think about it) and they offered to appoint me chief spokesperson with the title of "Grand Chipolata".
Got enough bloody committees now so had to politely decline but did assure them of my faith in the 3 inch principal - 1 in, 1 out, and one going in and out !!!!!:2thumbsup

[Kemet]

It's the nasal comment that's confusing me

But then I'm only a girl.....

So is it a good or a bad thing to be able to F*** your own nostrils??!!:eek5::eek5:

BTW the face cream ain't no new thing
You guys try to make us girls use it all the time!!!! :bleh:

[scumdog]

BTW the face cream ain't no new thing
You guys try to make us girls use it all the time!!!! :bleh:

So THAT'S your secret to your smooth complexion eh!:eek5:

[Ruralman]

It's the nasal comment that's confusing me

But then I'm only a girl.....

! :bleh:

Unless the nostril were VERY large it could hardly be a compliment aye !!!!

ONLY a girl .......... geez, that comment from my experience is only ever made to encourage underestimation - before getting delivered a blow to ensure you don't ever underestimate again!!!

[Kemet]

Well Ruralman

They do say with age comes wisdom.......


Scummy

You bad boy!!!

[Kemet]

:Punk::Punk:
more in album

[woodybee]

Was really pissed when that one was taken oooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeee

:no:

[Kemet]

Go have a look at my facebook album (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2026399&id=1162767139&ref=mf#/album.php?aid=2026399&id=1162767139) then!!

:wacko: