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Jet
2nd May 2009, 15:42
I'm going to put today's events down to the universe wanting to keep my life in balance, because the alternatives are that either I'm an idiot, or there's some higher power out there who has it in for me, and both of those are just depressing.

Hmm this ended up being kinda long. Skip to the blue bullet points if you don't like reading but somehow found yourself here.

Ordinarily I don't like writing, but I need to complain to the universe and this seems about as good a place as any to do so, so here goes:

Some weeks ago I booked my restricted test for today. As it approached my nervousness grew, not helped by ever worsening weather forecasts.
So I wake up this morning and it's pouring with rain. Brilliant.

But that's ok. I actually kinda enjoy the rain and recently got myself a good rainsuit, although still only have summer gloves.

Out into the gloomy day I head, wrapped up in rainsuit and bright yellow reflective belt :cold:. I'm not usually a fan of bright yellow (I'm a biker, not a Christmas tree), but mothers are prone to buying such things as presents and I figured I would impress the tester with my safetyness.

About half an hour later my hands were suitably cold and wet and I had arrived at the AA office. Would have been nice to do the test a little closer to home, but the more local test place doesn't do Saturdays. Oh well, such is life.

I fill out the application form and do the signature and photograph thing (yay for awesome helmet hair picture). I was good and arrived early as instructed so there's some time to hang around in the AA for, but hey at least it's warm.

The tester appears and we go outside to check my bike is all in working order.
Brake lights, indicators, horn. All ok. We head back out of the rain to discuss the test procedure.

The procedure is seeming simple enough, until a couple of minutes into it I hear BANG.

Nooooooooo my bike! I walk (briskly) around to it and it's lying on the ground.

:eek5::crazy::crybaby::shit::gob:

I stand it up and start it. Still goes ok.
On to the test. I was nervous before but now I'm downright shaken. I pootle around for a while, listening to the voice in my ear. We get back to the AA and the tester tells me that my rear left indicator now comes on continuously rather than flashing, but other than that my riding was good.

So my blue bit of plastic is exchanged for a bit of paper and I'm free to go. The L plate which has lived on my tail for the last 6 months is relegated to under the pillion seat for the trip home.

Back down the motorway I go. At 100kph yay! In the rain again.
Until a couple of km from my exit when a set of red and blue lights appear in my mirrors. Surely they're not meant for me. I pull over to give them room to pass.

But they stay in my mirrors. Oh no! What have I done. I'm not speeding. Did I not indicate for long enough on that last lane change? Has he noticed my faulty indicator?

So I pull over to the side. I'm new to the whole getting pulled over thing and I don't pick the best place to stop. The officer signals to me to move to a better spot, and I do so.

We have a bit of a chat about my not picking the best place to pull over and he explains that this is just a licence check. I pull out my newly acquired bit of paper and hand it over. He has a read and enquries about the size of the engine in my bike.

Everything is in order and the officer goes on his way. I continue home.

Putting today in terms of a score of me vs the universe

Rain - Universe: 1, me: 0.
I bought a rainsuit last week. Hah universe! - Universe: 1, me: 1.
Bike falling over. Yes I'm putting the blame squarely on the universe for this. - Universe: 2, me: 1.
I passed my restricted. I think I get a point for this. Universe: 2, me: 2.
Getting pulled over - I don't know what to make of this. We'll call it a draw, universe.

Special thanks go to the testing lady for being so understanding about my bike. She barely even batted an eyelid.

Also of note is that being pulled over wasn't anything like some of the stories I've read on here. We didn't exactly have a long conversation, but the officer seemed like a pretty nice guy. As a first interaction with the police it wasn't at all bad.

All in all the universe and I are even, but the universe doesn't have to pay for scratched up fairings :(

I still don't know how my bike fell over. It did so on the stand side so apparently the stand collapsed. It was in neutral and the steering lock wasn't on as I had just started it do do the pre-test inspection, but the ground wasn't exactly sloping a heap.
Anyone have any theories?

xwhatsit
2nd May 2009, 15:57
Bugger! Congrats on passing though.

As for your side stand, I always leave my bike in gear and roll it forward until it hits compression, so it can't go any further forward. Checking you have the stand down and fully forward too isn't a bad idea.

Lastly, have the steering over hard left against the stop. If you have it turned right and the bike isn't 100% secure, if the steering falls over left (due to wind, gravity etc.) then the bike will move as it does and that can be enough to knock it off.

Slyer
2nd May 2009, 16:13
Leave it in gear as well, helps.

Insanity_rules
2nd May 2009, 23:03
I did my full on an absolutely bucketing day. It was kinda fun but I so needed a shower afterwards. Congrats on the restricted dude.

varminter
3rd May 2009, 20:11
The perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum. I greased my side stand recently, easier to flip down, also easier to catch with the foot on the way up, just caught it in time:Oops:

Bend-it
4th May 2009, 13:58
Well done! You win some and lose some...

Congrats on the pass! It was bucketing dwn during my full license test as well, but I think I got some sympathy points from the tester... :)

CookMySock
4th May 2009, 14:31
1. You passed!

2. Your bike isn't crashed

3. You didn't get a ticket

4. Heaps went wrong during the test but you aced it anyway

Nah, you're doing it right. So you're feeling a little down lately.. Tough luck runs in threes and fours sometimes. Watch it change next week. ;)


Steve

Ixion
4th May 2009, 16:46
There is no balance in the universe. It's way out of balance, keeps wanting to fall over to the left. We've got it propped up with a couple of 4x2s , but if the inter-dimensional woodworm ever get into those it's going to be one *hell* of a mess.

McWild
4th May 2009, 20:41
I disagree with you.

I think you showed the universe who's boss.

You passed your test despite the normal nerves, in the rain, after your bike magically dropped, and got pulled over doing 100ks when you're only just legally allowed to. You did it in the smug comfort of your rain suit.

And your license photo has helmet hair. Real bikers ALWAYS have helmet hair.

You did good. You did good.

6ft5
4th May 2009, 20:49
Good for you, you passed, i know this oh so well. Although I have to say that I rode 750 for 6 months on my restricted and never got stopped, pfff was lucky I guess. Them are breaks, YOU DID WELL !!!!!