Woolly knickers?

[varminter]

I seem to find that the area of the family jewels and the inner thigh get a bit chilled next to the tank, all that metal and petrol. A stylish neoprene wrap seems a good idea but I've never seen said item and I'm too shy to ask:cold:

[Trudes]

I'm pretty sure you can buy merino jocks from Katmandu or Icebreaker.

[Rockbuddy]

take a viagra

[FJRider]

I'm pretty sure you can buy merino jocks from Katmandu or Icebreaker.

Perhaps get your mum to knit you a pair... seriously, jeans may be convenient to wear. But the cold does get in. What works, as far as clothing to wear in cooler times goes... is a matter of trial and error. Good appropriate gear is necessary to stay warm. If you feel you could be warmer... put some more on.
Sports/outdoor shops will sell what you require.. in most cases , one size fits all... so you wont need a fitting room.

[yungatart]

Thermal longjohns?
I love mine...although they are not very sexy, but they are warm.

[Mom]

Thermal longjohns?
I love mine...although they are not very sexy, but they are warm.

OHHHHHH, Tart your longjohns are so sexy :yes: :drool:

[sunhuntin]

Thermal longjohns?
I love mine...although they are not very sexy, but they are warm.

ditto... ive got at least 5 pairs of pants and heaps of long sleeve shirts. at times, i wear two pairs of thermals under jeans, with either my old leather pants or rjays over the top. they are all left overs bought during my bp days. could never get warm at that job.

[MSTRS]

OHHHHHH, Tart your longjohns are so sexy :yes: :drool:

No, they're not. They just smell funny.
It's the contents that are sexy!!

[Mom]

No, they're not. They just smell funny.
It's the contents that are sexy!!

Nice recovery there MSTRS! Smell funny eh? :killingme

[varminter]

So, no one comes up with an electric heated crutch warmer, I'm disappointed.

I'll try a couple of pink bats shoved down there:gob:

[usa-vtwin]

you can have an excuse for those socks shoved down ya trou LOL:nono:

[Duc]

Get some Cordura Riding Pants.

Waterproof, lined , padded and hip/thigh/knee protected.

Wearing jeans on a MC is dumb in any weather.

[varminter]

I wear cordura and track pants underneath, don't know where the jeans thread came from. I am old and my bones are cold.

[McWild]

Long johns are so comfortable. I always have them under my leathers or jeans when I ride. I'm wearing them right now!!!

[Ms Piggy]

I seem to find that the area of the family jewels and the inner thigh get a bit chilled next to the tank, all that metal and petrol. A stylish neoprene wrap seems a good idea but I've never seen said item and I'm too shy to ask:cold:
You need a Swazi Jewel Bag! http://www.swazi.co.nz/Online-Shop/Thermal-Base-Layer/Jewel-Bag/ :yes:

[MSTRS]

I'll try a couple of pink bats shoved down there:gob:

So how's the jock itch going? :eek5:

[Fatt Max]

Yes indeed folks,

Know how you all feel. It is one of the biggest problems confronting mankind. Forget global warming, its Gonad Cooling I'm more worried about.

Why not try the Fatt Max Hairy Brain Warmpants.

These use the same amount of warming material you would find covering the knackers of any reputable mountaineer, but with 95% of the material used to keep the meat and two veg warm. The remaining thread is flossing the rusty sherrifs badge, just in case you need to have that looked at.

I've attached a picture of the product which is available to purchase on www.nadwarm.co.nz..:cold:

Enjoy....

[ManDownUnder]

2 easy fixes.
1) Eat curry - ain't nothin' like the after effects of curry to warm your nether regions.
2) Stop shaving your balls. God gave you insulation for a reason - use it!

[yungatart]

OHHHHHH, Tart your longjohns are so sexy :yes: :drool:

Why, thank you darlin'...I think you need your eyes checked again....


No, they're not. They just smell funny.
It's the contents that are sexy!!

They only smell funny after you've been wearing them!
Your last comment does NOT make up for the others :bash:

[MSTRS]

They only smell funny after you've been wearing them!


:pinch::yes::whistle:

[PrincessBandit]

Two options: I have seen a pair of (pink) wooly knickers which sound ideal and have also had the joy of little "warming" sachets which you shake/rub vigorously and stay HOT for ages and ages. Unfortunately said items were seen (and used, in the case of the sachets) while in Japan. I think I still have one of them which I brought back to NZ to keep for a special bum chilling ride; the pink wooly gruds were a secret santa present which one of our team received, sadly not mine! I have a pic somewhere of the recipient wearing them on his head. Will see if I can find it.....

[FJRider]

Two options: I have seen a pair of (pink) wooly knickers which sound ideal and have also had the joy of little "warming" sachets which you shake/rub vigorously and stay HOT for ages and ages. Unfortunately said items were seen (and used, in the case of the sachets) while in Japan. I think I still have one of them which I brought back to NZ to keep for a special bum chilling ride; the pink wooly gruds were a secret santa present which one of our team received, sadly not mine! I have a pic somewhere of the recipient wearing them on his head. Will see if I can find it.....

please no.....

[slofox]

Merino thermals are hard to beat - wear two pair if it's really cold....get 'em from Farmers Stores or outdoor places...

[caseye]

Loved the Swazi jewel bags! On a more serious note, the Longy Johnny's are probably the best idea so far, well actually an electric dic warmer might work!

[varminter]

Think I'll go for the thermal long johns, I thought about an electric dick warmer but the cord was too short. Oh and I don't have an electric dick, this one is so old it's a wind up.

[PrincessBandit]

Think I'll go for the thermal long johns, I thought about an electric dick warmer but the cord was too short. Oh and I don't have an electric dick, this one is so old it's a wind up.

So it's not a pump variety then....

[_Shrek_]

Think I'll go for the thermal long johns, I thought about an electric dick warmer but the cord was too short. Oh and I don't have an electric dick, this one is so old it's a wind up.

long johns for winter & summer as it keeps the sweat off your body, if realy cold you can wear 2 pair & it doesn't increas the size around the waste very much, the swazi jewel bags are great if you get wet as they still keep you warm

[NOWOOL]

Long johns are so comfortable. I always have them under my leathers or jeans when I ride. I'm wearing them right now!!!

Me too! :D
In fact I so happy with thin long johns that I'm going to wear them all year long (but not with shorts). they don't bunch up or ride up your crack + I'm lovin' the feeling of 'hanging out there'!

[Fatt Max]

Looks like Georgy boy had it sussed, bet that kept the 'Bush' warm, if you know what I mean...