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Blatman
5th May 2009, 20:40
Eh.......................??
Laxi
5th May 2009, 20:53
must have come outta a gay mag:crazy:
Dave Lobster
5th May 2009, 21:25
must have come outta a gay mag:crazy:

Huge selection of strap ons?? WTF??

Looks like a laquered snail to me.
marty
5th May 2009, 22:22
It's for real:

http://www.genuinescooters.com/scooters/stella/stella.html#fragment-2
LBD
5th May 2009, 22:31
Italian styling....pretty much sums up the claim...
Danae
6th May 2009, 00:44
It's got like two other racks to carry spare gay men tyres.
allycatz
6th May 2009, 18:19
Pfft been riding my scooter for weeks and still no sex....bloody Hondas
Mom
6th May 2009, 18:21
Huge selection of strap ons?? WTF??

Chrome strap ons no less :crazy:
mattian
6th May 2009, 18:37
careful..... I've poked fun at scroter riders in the past and come in for all kinds of heat. Apparently, they're not to be made fun of.:sweatdrop
FJRider
6th May 2009, 18:54
maybe its just the good vibrations :eek5: you get when you ride one :innocent:
AllanB
6th May 2009, 19:05
Just "2 strokes" and it will all be over.
Dave Lobster
6th May 2009, 19:33
careful..... I've poked fun at scroter riders in the past and come in for all kinds of heat. Apparently, they're not to be made fun of.:sweatdrop

Pah! The precious ones are the best ones to make fun of :)
Del Fuego
6th May 2009, 20:10
See the "Belladonna" in NZ... same bike :)
MisterD
6th May 2009, 20:45
Pah! The precious ones are the best ones to make fun of :)

All we demand is intelligent jokes - this is apparently beyond the scope of 99% of motorcyclists...
mattian
6th May 2009, 20:50
All we demand is intelligent jokes - this is apparently beyond the scope of 99% of motorcyclists...

I can just picture you now. Stomping your Italian made leather shoes as you "Demand"! intelligent humour.
Dave Lobster
6th May 2009, 20:54
All we demand is intelligent jokes - this is apparently beyond the scope of 99% of motorcyclists...

That's not fun though. Try it on an american forum. It's like shooting cats in a barrel. Make an intelligent joke, and you spend five posts explaining the fucking thing. Even then, they don't get it. Saying that.. I can think of at least one moped forum from Pomgolia with the same affliction.

The fagnetos forum used to delete all my intelligent piss takes...


I can just picture you now. Stomping your Italian made leather shoes as you "Demand"! intelligent humour.

Heh heh... In a similar vein, I did laugh when a 130 year old bloke turned up on a coop and expected to get into the 'pre 79' enclosure at Kevin's shop.. to be told you're not welcome in here on that. Priceless..
MisterD
7th May 2009, 08:33
I can just picture you now. Stomping your Italian made leather shoes


Italian shoes? No, I don't wear Sidi, I wear Loake (http://www.loake.co.uk/Shop/Default.aspx)....


as you "Demand"! intelligent humour.

...intelligent as in not the same fucking tired crap we've been hearing since 1964...
mattian
7th May 2009, 16:22
...intelligent as in not the same fucking tired crap we've been hearing since 1964...

You're just too easy to rark up Mister D. Hook line and sinker........

:hug::hug::hug::hug: :done:
MisterD
7th May 2009, 19:58
You're just too easy to rark up Mister D. Hook line and sinker........

:hug::hug::hug::hug: :done:

*eyes rolled so far back he's looking at his own cerebral cotex*
Dave Lobster
7th May 2009, 21:06
Italian shoes? No, I don't wear Sidi,

I do. Oh fuck.. does this make me a homo?
FJRider
7th May 2009, 21:15
Just "2 strokes" and it will all be over.

honda riders... :blank:
LBD
7th May 2009, 21:58
So a Honda and a Suzuki and a Yamaha rider all walk into a bar together...

The barman looks at them and says "Whats this, some sort of a joke?"