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Big Dave
14th March 2005, 17:29
Biker gets two penises
March 14, 2005

A German biker with two penises has reportedly lost his wife.

Plastic surgeons constructed a new penis for Michael Gruber, 40, after a motorcycle crash left him without one, reports ananova.com.

But, despite fathering a child with wife Bianca, 25, Gruber asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ.

They agreed, but before removing the first penis, they said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant worked.

Ananova.com reported Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, as saying: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But Gruber's wife went home, packed her bags after her husband showed her the results of the operation.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

Skyryder
14th March 2005, 19:08
Silly woman. Ene mene miny mo...................or if one don't work.

Skyryder

sels1
14th March 2005, 19:52
Biker gets two penises
"I've got two penises but no wife.

Whats the problem - he's still got 2 hands? :killingme :killingme :killingme

Blakamin
14th March 2005, 19:56
Whats the problem - he's still got 2 hands? :killingme :killingme :killingme
:tugger: :tugger: :killingme :killingme

Biff
14th March 2005, 20:26
DP Anyone?

750Y
15th March 2005, 05:57
pull the other one...

Sniper
15th March 2005, 06:26
Hahaha. Nicely said, now the worst part was if he wasnt ambidextrous