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TOTO
10th May 2009, 23:05
Well GiJoe1313 and I had a nice ride up to waipu yesterday. When we got to waipu I saw an opportunity for a gay honda photo. I recon it came out pretty well :)

On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay is this ?

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=128973&d=1241952668"></img>

98tls
10th May 2009, 23:07
;)At the end of every rainbow theres a fucking Honda.

Gremlin
10th May 2009, 23:10
;)At the end of every rainbow theres a fucking Honda.
Thats about as far removed from a pot of gold as I could imagine... :whistle:

FJRider
10th May 2009, 23:18
;)At the end of every rainbow theres a fucking Honda.

We got Toyotas at the end of ours... are toyotas gay ??? :whistle:

The 5 o'clock rush in Alex...

Squiggles
10th May 2009, 23:21
Dunno about gay, but it makes the bike look a bit stretched

98tls
11th May 2009, 00:04
Wheres Dorothy?Someone needs to photoshop/chop:beer:her onto that Honda with funbags out.

98tls
11th May 2009, 00:08
We got Toyotas at the end of ours... are toyotas gay ??? :whistle:

The 5 o'clock rush in Alex... Yea well,no doubt its hard to drive with webbed feet.;)

cc rider
11th May 2009, 01:28
Originally Posted by 98tls
At the end of every rainbow theres a fucking Honda.



We got Toyotas at the end of ours... are toyotas gay ??? :whistle:


...only when they're 'fucking Hondas' :whistle:

LBD
11th May 2009, 02:08
Hondas and Rainbows? Very gay...

Attached is the gay pride rainbow flag....

YellowDog
11th May 2009, 06:10
I don't think Hondas are Gay. But I do think the firm must be a little on the happy side. Some of those names really do not suit motorbikes.

"Excuse me for a moment whilst I blow my Hornet"

"I've ot a Blackbird, what colour's yours?"

fLaThEaD FreD
11th May 2009, 07:00
Another Honda parked.....broken down in the middle of the Rd.

snuffles
11th May 2009, 08:37
raving fucking chutney ferret:2thumbsup

Beemer
11th May 2009, 09:37
Not gay, but WAY too much crap in the background! Street signs, etc - in fact I noticed the rainbow, then the street signs, THEN the bike - not the way it should be! Cut the crap out of the background, make the bike the focus - THEN we can decide if it's gay or not!

portokiwi
11th May 2009, 11:05
:whistle: I am looking at trading in my old GSX for a nice big HONDA:whistle:
Saw one in TSS Red Baron on the weekend...... Just got to convince the wife now:pinch:

R6_kid
11th May 2009, 11:35
You should have stood in for the photo, then the gayness would have been complete.

The Pastor
11th May 2009, 11:41
ITS ABOUT HALF AS GAY AS THIS (http://WWW.MEATSPIN.COM)

TOTO
11th May 2009, 11:46
RM always takes things one step futher than nessessery :puke:


Not gay, but WAY too much crap in the background! Street signs, etc - in fact I noticed the rainbow, then the street signs, THEN the bike - not the way it should be! Cut the crap out of the background, make the bike the focus - THEN we can decide if it's gay or not!

Did not have that kind of time darling. the rainbow was gonna dissapear in 10 seconds, and it did. You sound like you know what you are talking about tho. or at least you think you know what you are talking about :p

portokiwi
11th May 2009, 11:47
:sick: RM that was very sick:sick:
What are you doing on those sites?????

The Pastor
11th May 2009, 11:47
When times turn tough, you have to take on jobs you wouldnt otherwise do!

TOTO
11th May 2009, 11:52
When times turn tough, you have to take on jobs you wouldnt otherwise do!

so you are an 0900 telephone operator or worse ?

The Pastor
11th May 2009, 11:54
so you are an 0900 telephone operator or worse ?
0800 bro, no ones calling the 0900's anymore!

davebullet
11th May 2009, 12:03
Not gay but it is illegally parked.

TOTO
11th May 2009, 12:18
Not gay but it is illegally parked.

i Would have put it in the middle of the road if it wasnt for the police car that was hanging around. we have a filthy biker scum image to uphold after all :yes:

cave weta
11th May 2009, 12:56
ITS ABOUT HALF AS GAY AS THIS (http://WWW.MEATSPIN.COM)

Faggot!- 10char

glice
11th May 2009, 13:38
ITS ABOUT HALF AS GAY AS THIS (http://WWW.MEATSPIN.COM)

Thats very gay, so I'm guessing you voted 5

Lula
11th May 2009, 13:45
It looks constipated.

TOTO
11th May 2009, 13:51
sorry , no constipated option on poll.

ukusa
11th May 2009, 15:17
Well GiJoe1313 and I had a nice ride up to waipu yesterday. When we got to waipu I saw an opportunity for a gay honda photo. I recon it came out pretty well :)

On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay is this ?



9/10, it could only be gayer (is that a word?) if the Honda was pink!

ducatilover
11th May 2009, 17:09
That is so gay my arsehole puckered and I bent fowards [being a fellow honda owner] Infact the only thing gayer would be both our bikes together, the rim ranger club or something.



Nice pic dude:2thumbsup

short-circuit
11th May 2009, 17:35
ITS ABOUT HALF AS GAY AS THIS (http://WWW.MEATSPIN.COM)

Prick - no warning there! I was just about to sit down to dinner

FJRider
11th May 2009, 19:03
Yea well,no doubt its hard to drive with webbed feet.;)

Those living in the swamps near the coast may know that better than I ... :whistle:

Creeping Death
11th May 2009, 19:28
ITS ABOUT HALF AS GAY AS THIS (http://WWW.MEATSPIN.COM)

Sat through 112 spins before realising it's on a loop.:whistle:

The Pastor
11th May 2009, 19:33
sat through 112 spins before realising it's on a loop.:whistle:
bro, wtf, your so gay.

T bone
11th May 2009, 19:40
would be gayer if hello kitty had featured in there somewhere, but the bike is pretty sweet

Cheshire Cat
11th May 2009, 19:51
Not very......:whistle:

ducatilover
11th May 2009, 20:39
bro, wtf, your so gay.

I believe it is called open minded. :2thumbsup

Happybug
11th May 2009, 20:49
well considering i'm a honda owner..... but i don't like the naked bike look. I'm a fully faired girl. Guess i have to go with not gay, but not my type

Bikernereid
11th May 2009, 21:23
Would have got 10/10 for gayness if you had included the honda poof riding the bike.

Lula
11th May 2009, 22:13
sorry , no constipated option on poll.

Well I think is gay get a lube option on the poll!

TOTO
11th May 2009, 22:45
Would have got 10/10 for gayness if you had included the honda poof riding the bike.

plenty of pictures of the poof riding the bike already, pluss the poof had to take the pic :p


Well I think is gay get a lube option on the poll!

out of KY already sorry :)

Slyer
11th May 2009, 22:51
I'm going to start a new poll, it's called "How gay is Toto's poll".
Same options.

DougB
11th May 2009, 22:56
Many times on this forum I have asked how a piece of machinery can be gay.
I think people who think a motorcycle is, or could be gay, need psychiatric counciling to help them over come their extraordinry impossible delusions.

AllanB
11th May 2009, 22:59
It's a perfectly reasonable photo.

I often find whilst riding my bundle of mighty metal fun - the Honda 919 Hornet, that rainbows shoot out of my mufflers, doves fly with me in formation, joyfully playing in the air currents made by the velocity of the Japanese iron between my legs.
Nuns have been known to flash me their rosy breasts, aching nipples pointing towards my mighty stead, as they fight with college girls for my attention.
Alas their distracting ways are to no avail - I ride on past, erect in my saddle, searching out freedom in the moist valleys of Canterbury.

Arrowolf
11th May 2009, 23:00
I got a Honda, and i am not Gay !!!
Thatīs a Fakt. So, i do not now your problem.
Itīs a nice Bike. Maybe not for my age, but nice.
So what???
Cheers, see you on the road.:whocares:

monkeymcbean
11th May 2009, 23:01
It looks constipated.

Did you look at RM's post?##@@?!!!

Laxi
11th May 2009, 23:01
Sat through 112 spins before realising it's on a loop.:whistle:

dude! wtf were you searching when you found that???:sick:

TOTO
12th May 2009, 00:06
I'm going to start a new poll, it's called "How gay is Toto's poll".
Same options.

I know where your bike is ...



Many times on this forum I have asked how a piece of machinery can be gay.
I think people who think a motorcycle is, or could be gay, need psychiatric counciling to help them over come their extraordinry impossible delusions.

I'm just exploiting the common laugs that hondas are gay. I wouldnt ride a gonda if I was really gay. I would ride a GSXR :lol:


It's a perfectly reasonable photo.

I often find whilst riding my bundle of mighty metal fun - the Honda 919 Hornet, that rainbows shoot out of my mufflers, doves fly with me in formation, joyfully playing in the air currents made by the velocity of the Japanese iron between my legs.
Nuns have been known to flash me their rosy breasts, aching nipples pointing towards my mighty stead, as they fight with college girls for my attention.
Alas their distracting ways are to no avail - I ride on past, erect in my saddle, searching out freedom in the moist valleys of Canterbury.

yea I encounter VW busses full of cheerleaders doing the same. Ahh it is a hard life :D


I got a Honda, and i am not Gay !!!
Thatīs a Fakt. So, i do not now your problem.
Itīs a nice Bike. Maybe not for my age, but nice.
So what???
Cheers, see you on the road.:whocares:

haha you are taking this thread far too seriously :)


dude! wtf were you searching when you found that???:sick:


thats exactly what he was searching for :yes:

Donor
12th May 2009, 06:55
I got a Honda, and i am not Gay !!!
Thatīs a Fakt. So, i do not now your problem.
Itīs a nice Bike. Maybe not for my age, but nice.
So what???

You know, vociferous denial is usually the first step to admission.

It's okay, the rainbow coalition welcomes all, you little rump pilot...

Evo1132
12th May 2009, 13:30
Another Honda parked.....broken down in the middle of the Rd.

Now thats funny lol

cc rider
12th May 2009, 16:58
It's a perfectly reasonable photo.

I often find whilst riding my bundle of mighty metal fun - the Honda 919 Hornet, that rainbows shoot out of my mufflers, doves fly with me in formation, joyfully playing in the air currents made by the velocity of the Japanese iron between my legs.
Nuns have been known to flash me their rosy breasts, aching nipples pointing towards my mighty stead, as they fight with college girls for my attention.
Alas their distracting ways are to no avail - I ride on past, erect in my saddle, searching out freedom in the moist valleys of Canterbury.

"Allan, Allan, come on sweety, wake up. Time to get out of bed. It's Mommy."
"Oh! Allan, not again. Cover it up." :lol:

AllanB
12th May 2009, 17:12
"Allan, Allan, come on sweety, wake up. Time to get out of bed. It's Mommy."
"Oh! Allan, not again. Cover it up." :lol:




I had a dream that I was on an old style sailing ship.
All was well until we ran into a bit of a storm.
In fact it was one hell of a storm.
I woke up in the morning with both hands firmly grasped around the main mast and there were dead seamen everywhere……

cc rider
12th May 2009, 17:59
I had a dream that I was on an old style sailing ship.
All was well until we ran into a bit of a storm.
In fact it was one hell of a storm.
I woke up in the morning with both hands firmly grasped around the main mast and there were dead seamen everywhere……

Allan's little brother didn't mind sharing a room. But he was getting sick of being on the lower berth, when Allan hoisted the main sail & started to heave, broaching-to. The cabin awash with flotsom....time to abandon ship....:wari:

rosie631
12th May 2009, 18:36
Did you look at RM's post?##@@?!!!
Yep, and I so wish I hadn't :sick::sick::shit:

MDR2
12th May 2009, 19:22
what?! no unicorn? not very gay at all without a unicorn. you get only a 5

Anarkist
12th May 2009, 19:24
Did he try smoke your cawg after?