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YellowDog
12th May 2009, 20:13
PRESS RELEASE: RENAULT & FORD MERGER

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car. They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy responsive little car, the new model will be called “Clitaurus”. The car comes in Pink,or the rugged sport model in Purple. Both Models will come with exclusive fur lined dash,and self lubricating doors for easy entry and exit. Note: - Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.

CookMySock
12th May 2009, 21:23
hehe, thats very good.

Steve

Virago
13th May 2009, 08:52
To be driven almost exclusively by women, as men won't be able to find it in the car-park...

FJRider
13th May 2009, 11:19
To be driven almost exclusively by women, as men won't be able to find it in the car-park...

Monthly leaks of fluids could be a regular pain ...

MSTRS
13th May 2009, 11:27
I'm betting that the interior doesn't have that 'new leather' smell...

davebullet
13th May 2009, 12:13
Apparently for the gardening types, the boot can fit quite a bit of manure.

Swoop
13th May 2009, 12:39
the boot can fit quite a bit of manure.
Well, that obviously comes from the ford area of production... They have been producing shit for decades!

icekiwi
13th May 2009, 12:43
Sounds like a cunt of an idea to me....

MSTRS
13th May 2009, 12:54
I've been thinking about this. And I can't see what all the flap's about..

p.dath
13th May 2009, 13:17
That's the best joke I've read today!

FJRider
13th May 2009, 15:43
I'm betting that the interior doesn't have that 'new leather' smell...

smells a bit fishy to me ...

slofox
13th May 2009, 17:32
Trouble with small cars is you get stiff just thinking about getting in and out of them....