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newbould
12th May 2009, 20:19
A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.:cold: Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!:crybaby:

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

Sidewinder
12th May 2009, 20:22
A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.:cold: Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!:crybaby:

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

nappys? :rockon:

Mom
12th May 2009, 20:23
A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.:cold: Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!:crybaby:

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

Well passed oh cold balls!

Yeah that is a shitty feeling indeed, I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.

New pants sound like a good idea :yes:

Sidewinder
12th May 2009, 20:25
Well passed oh cold balls!

Yeah that is a shitty feeling indeed, I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.

New pants sound like a good idea :yes:

no you only got a wet crotch because you were watching one of our vids :love:

sels1
12th May 2009, 20:27
Ha ha , I know that feeling. A check of my cordura pants revealed a small split on the seam of the waterproof liner - must have streched a bit hard lifting the leg over the bike at some stage. I now wear a an exra pair of waterproof leggings over the top on rainy days - that works well.

Sidewinder
12th May 2009, 20:28
rev'it or alpinestars onepeice wetweater suit is the goal!

puddy
12th May 2009, 20:30
Apparently when you get old, that may become a daily occurrence! It doesn't even have to rain! :crybaby: Till then.........new pants.

gatch
12th May 2009, 20:35
The best wet weather gear is still the standard issue warehouse $20 yellow pvc.. Turn the jacket backwards and tuck the hood into the side of your helmet.. Safe as fuck.

jafar
12th May 2009, 20:41
Well passed oh cold balls! Yeah that is a shitty feeling indeed,

& YOU would know this how exactly?:wari::gob:


I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet. :yes:

Just when I thought I had heard it all
:2thumbsup:doh::niceone::clap::laugh:

:woohoo:

newbould
12th May 2009, 20:48
I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet :yes:

:gob:




Brazilian needed?





:Oops: You meant the seam of your biker pants!!!:Oops: Sorry

YellowDog
12th May 2009, 20:51
A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.:cold: Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!:crybaby:

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants
Sorry to hear you pissed yourself with nerves.

Great result - many congrats.

caseye
12th May 2009, 22:09
Well done on passing the test, about the wet fluffy's! LOL soz couldn't help it.Well done and any old over trousers will stop the leaks for now,a one piece rain suit is the best idea.

kasper
12th May 2009, 23:32
What brand and year were the pants?

--kasper

cs363
13th May 2009, 00:30
I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.

:Oops: Got to be regretting that post.... or maybe you're just trying to give the boys a wind up....hmmm :laugh:

kevfromcoro
13th May 2009, 06:29
My dog used to lick his....





Cose he can.......

newbould
14th May 2009, 09:46
What brand and year were the pants?

--kasper

Brand - sorry I don't know - silly buggers haven't put a label on. They are a year old and the other posters nailed the answer - the lining was torn in a vital area. Stitched up and now 95% sorted - looks like I didn't shake it enough rather than a complete bladder empty!
Clues for anyone who knows bike gear - bought from MCR Dunners, left leg labelled with Scotchlite logo - reflective knee pads - and right leg with Reissa membrane label. Actually I would still recommend - esp if I can resolve the final 5%. I'm a shortarse - 5 ft 2 in old money and to be able to buy an off the peg in the right leg length and waist size was quite a suprise.

Haven't tested the protector mechanics yet and hope to avoid.