Man Test...

[slofox]

Given the obvious hang-up about being "gay" that is soooo apparent on KB, I offer all you testerone ridden, macho males the ultimate test of whether you are a latent fag...I failed cause I got a fucking cat aint I...?:angry2::angry2::angry2:

MAN TEST

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifier s, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being an ass puncher.

[Gwinch]

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'nuff said.

[steve_t]

WTF is a fressier?

[cs363]

WTF is a fressier?

Dangerous question.... Once you know, you'll be gay! :lol:

[marioc]

hahahaha that improved my fri no end cheers

[Lias]

'nuff said.

Well I guess we know which team you bat for..


WTF is a fressier?

Fuck knows. I'd google it but then i'd be gay.

[cs363]

Fuck knows. I'd google it but then i'd be gay.

Only if you find it, otherwise you'd be classified as bi-curious.... :rofl:

[Lias]

Only if you find it, otherwise you'd be classified as bi-curious.... :rofl:

I lol'd.. well played sir.

[The Stranger]

'nuff said.

And you ride a honda, what a co-incidence.

You know you want some.
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[Laxi]

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifier s, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.[/B]

so what this says is that if you like sucking on any tipe of meat you're streight ????? um:sick:

[Gwinch]

Well I guess we know which team you bat for..

Very probably the same team as you.

[NOMIS]

I know a person who thinks like this .... he is a dick... and has long girl hair anyways

[Patch]

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee

that's more than half the dorkland girly boys :eek:

7. . . . to tune a meat whistle

:laugh:

[martybabe]

Ha ha, passed with flying colours, all 100% beefcake here, don't f#ck with me ya girly boys. Right I'm just off to hang those lovely curtains before the Bride comes home, if I get the pelmet juust right, she'll let me tell her how fuggin manly I am. :scratch:

[nosebleed]

you tube

an actual LOL

[Lias]

Very probably the same team as you.

You vote ACT too huh? :jerry:

[Gwinch]

You vote ACT too huh? :jerry:

I voted National, you were almost right. :laugh:

[Lias]

Very probably the same team as you.


I voted National, sorry dude. :laugh:

Just to take the joke thread completely off topic lol..

I actually split vote National/ACT, because ACT wernt even in the running in my electorate. I was quite put out when National allied with the maori party though, I wanted ACT to be the kingmaker, because they are the closest thing we have to a rightwing politicial party. National under Key are entirely too centrist for my liking, Brash would have been much better. The lovechild of Margaret Thatcher & Rub Muldoon would be better yet.

Now back to our regularly scheduled hilarity.

[cs363]

Just to take the joke thread completely off topic lol..

I actually split vote National/ACT, because ACT wernt even in the running in my electorate. I was quite put out when National allied with the maori party though, I wanted ACT to be the kingmaker, because they are the closest thing we have to a rightwing politicial party. National under Key are entirely too centrist for my liking, Brash would have been much better. The lovechild of Margaret Thatcher & Rub Muldoon would be better yet.

Now back to our regularly scheduled hilarity.


Is this Robert Taylor using another user name???!!! :lol:

[Robert Taylor]

Is this Robert Taylor using another user name???!!! :lol:

No but Id be damn proud of the result of such a marriage made in heaven, with Augusto Pinochet as an honorary godfather!

[Lias]

No but Id be damn proud of the result of such a marriage made in heaven, with Augusto Pinochet as an honorary godfather!

Oooh I like that.. I like that alot..

[The Stranger]

Just to take the joke thread completely off topic lol..



Joke, what joke?

[oldrider]

Just to take the joke thread completely off topic lol..

I actually split vote National/ACT, because ACT wernt even in the running in my electorate. I was quite put out when National allied with the maori party though, I wanted ACT to be the kingmaker, because they are the closest thing we have to a rightwing politicial party. National under Key are entirely too centrist for my liking, Brash would have been much better. The lovechild of Margaret Thatcher & Rub Muldoon would be better yet.

Now back to our regularly scheduled hilarity.

I did the same thing as Lias and we have ended up with a "blue" version of Helen Clark. (seriously dissapointed so far)

Key has handed Rodney the (Auckland Mayoralty) poison challis, damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.

Auckland is a disfunctional city and has made little progress since Dovemyer Robinson's day!

Sorry Lias you must not have lived under Rob Muldoons rule, he was a rampant socialist, (the worst I have ever seen) Helen Clark modeled herself after him!

Key is the most agreeable prime minister that I have experienced. (he agrees with "everybody if it suits him!"

As for this thread, I think it is bloody funny! :niceone:

[Lias]

Sorry Lias you must not have lived under Rob Muldoons rule, he was a rampant socialist, (the worst I have ever seen) Helen Clark modeled herself after him!


I did but I was just a kid. I know he was a bit of a socialist.. Socialism isnt an inherently bad thing, the state should care for its people, but equally the people should care about the state. The system we live in now is all about gimme gimme society owes me a living airy fairy namby pamby PC bullshit.

For example I'm quite happy to keep the dole, I just think people should work for it after a couple of months. I also believe in a mixed market economy, private enterprise isnt an inherently bad thing, but it is when greed comes before the consumer. The flip side of that is that if the system is entirely state run, it will inevitably fall pray to evils like beauracracy and indiffrence. You need a mix so they keep each other honest.

[oldrider]

I did but I was just a kid. I know he was a bit of a socialist.. Socialism isnt an inherently bad thing, the state should care for its people, but equally the people should care about the state. The system we live in now is all about gimme gimme society owes me a living airy fairy namby pamby PC bullshit.

For example I'm quite happy to keep the dole, I just think people should work for it after a couple of months. I also believe in a mixed market economy, private enterprise isnt an inherently bad thing, but it is when greed comes before the consumer. The flip side of that is that if the system is entirely state run, it will inevitably fall pray to evils like beauracracy and indiffrence. You need a mix so they keep each other honest.

Agreed but New Zealand leans so far left even ACT barely makes it to the centre!

Appologies for the thread theft here. :spanking: Moving right (unintentional pun) along now.