View Full Version : By special request, for Mom
jrandom
17th May 2009, 08:13
In this post (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129204940#post1129204940), I stated that women who rode motorcycles were either:
(a) trained into it by dudes; or
(b) mannish and odd.
I must here acknowledge that I should have written 'mannish or odd'. Some of the local female motorcyclists, while certainly odd, would never suffer being called 'mannish'.
There y'go, Mom.
:hug:
has she let go off your testicles now?:lol:
jrandom
17th May 2009, 08:19
has she let go off your testicle now?
I find that idea curiously exciting.
yungatart
17th May 2009, 10:21
Good on you for owning your error!
There's hope for you yet.....
jrandom
17th May 2009, 10:31
Good on you for owning your error!
Mind you, I wouldn't encourage any particular fan club members to get carried away and start thinking they're one of the feminine ones.
FJRider
17th May 2009, 10:31
I find that idea curiously exciting.
not if she has'nt trimmed her nails ... :eek5: :devil2: :innocent:
yungatart
17th May 2009, 10:36
Mind you, I wouldn't encourage any particular fan club members to get carried away and start thinking they're one of the feminine ones.
You have a fan club?
Wow! Some people really do need to get a life....
Ms Piggy
17th May 2009, 10:42
Good boy Dan ;)
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 10:43
I wasen't taught to ride by a guy, I'm not manish or odd so maybe i'm the exception to the rule
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 10:44
EDIT : Not rule but your theroy Jrandom
jrandom
17th May 2009, 10:44
I'm not manish or odd so maybe i'm the exception to the rule
*facepalm*
I refer you to my follow-on post at the time (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129204951#post1129204951).
jrandom
17th May 2009, 10:46
your theroy
I'm the Roy?
Yes, as a theory, it can be disproven by example. However, with this amendment ('or' rather than 'and') it stands firm to date.
FJRider
17th May 2009, 10:58
Yes, as a theory, it can be disproven by example. However, with this amendment ('or' rather than 'and') it stands firm to date.
Perhaps you need a bigger shovel ... to dig yourself into a bigger hole ... quicker ... :doh:
jrandom
17th May 2009, 10:59
Perhaps you need a bigger shovel ... to dig yourself into a bigger hole ... quicker ...
It's OK, I'm in the clear. My missus isn't mannish or odd - she was trained into motorcycling by another dude.
:niceone:
flame
17th May 2009, 11:52
It's OK, I'm in the clear. My missus isn't mannish or odd - she was trained into motorcycling by another dude.
:niceone:
thank goodness we dont ALL fit into your extreme range of 'two' categories:spanking:
FJRider
17th May 2009, 11:58
thank goodness we dont ALL fit into your extreme range of 'two' categories:spanking:
It was only his theory ... :chase:
Crasherfromwayback
17th May 2009, 12:10
thank goodness we dont ALL fit into your extreme range of 'two' categories:spanking:
He forgot the category 'Guys that think they're better than they are and drink girls beer'
jrandom
17th May 2009, 16:01
thank goodness we dont ALL fit into your extreme range of 'two' categories
*cough*
No comment.
boomer
17th May 2009, 16:07
He forgot the category 'Guys that think they're better than they are and drink girls beer'
i'd like to stab him in the eye with a pencil, chopper reid style, but thats another story.
Crasherfromwayback
17th May 2009, 16:11
i'd like to stab him in the eye with a pencil, chopper reid style, but thats another story.
Nah. Think you'll find Chopper prefered a screwdriver. He was a handyman...not an accountant!
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 16:35
Hay FJ may i borrow said shovel.......And Random are you that dumb you can't read......I was taught to ride by a chick AND i'm not manish OR odd....ask anyone who knows me
jrandom
17th May 2009, 16:40
AND i'm not manish OR odd....ask anyone who knows me
Nobody you know has ever told you you're mannish or odd, eh?
How conclusive (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129204951#post1129204951)!
Chuckle.
Nasty
17th May 2009, 16:40
thank goodness we dont ALL fit into your extreme range of 'two' categories:spanking:
*cough*
No comment.
Really don't know why you bothered Jrandom ... ok to appease mom ... but the fact that she is not mannish or odd .. but you just over generalise everyone and anything anyway .... you don't believe what you are saying in your first post here ... so why bother saying it anyway.
jrandom
17th May 2009, 16:51
you just over generalise everyone and anything anyway .... you don't believe what you are saying in your first post here ... so why bother saying it anyway.
Your lack of faith saddens me.
Nasty
17th May 2009, 16:58
Your lack of faith saddens me.
My lack of faith does not surprise you .. be realistic .. why would I have any faith at all in what you say ... you haven't shown any reason to.
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 17:00
My lack of faith does not surprise you .. be realistic .. why would I have any faith at all in what you say ... you haven't shown any reason to.
is he making me look good?
Crasherfromwayback
17th May 2009, 17:04
Nobody you know has ever told you you're mannish or odd, eh?
How conclusive (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129204951#post1129204951)!
Chuckle.
Oi...where's my fucking beer!!??
rosie631
17th May 2009, 17:05
is he making me look good?
No one could do that.
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 17:07
No one could do that.
im sure if you put your arms around me that you would make me look great!
jrandom
17th May 2009, 17:11
Oi...where's my fucking beer!!??
I'll be down on Queen's Birthday weekend. Patience is a muthafuckin virtue, nigga.
FJRider
17th May 2009, 17:14
I was taught to ride by a chick
Me too... :laugh:
Thats why I ride like a girl ... :whistle:
Some of the local female motorcyclists, while certainly odd, would never suffer being called 'mannish'.
There y'go, Mom. :hug:
Well now, I take being called odd as something of a compliment really, mannish on the other hand :nono:
Nice thread jrandom :devil2:
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 19:36
Oi Random bet you aint got the man nuts to call me manish or odd to my face, It's easy to sit behind your screen and throw stones
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 19:44
Oi Random bet you aint got the man nuts to call me manish or odd to my face, It's easy to sit behind your screen and throw stones
i do tho!!!!!!!!!
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 19:45
come on sidewiner your not that much of an ass, lol
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 19:47
come on sidewiner your not that much of an ass, lol
nah but i may come on to you thats the only problem!
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 19:48
:niceone:nice try honey
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 19:50
:niceone:nice try honey
why, you going to turn me down?
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 19:51
Wouldn't be like i was the first
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 19:55
Wouldn't be like i was the first
how would you know that tho?:blank:
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 20:06
i'm a woman and i know everything plus you tryed that one already with me in another thread awhile ago, lol
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 20:12
i'm a woman and i know everything plus you tryed that one already with me in another thread awhile ago, lol
as i remember you never said no!:eek::eek:
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 20:13
ok then.......no
MsKABC
17th May 2009, 20:15
I must here acknowledge that I should have written 'mannish or odd'. Some of the local female motorcyclists, while certainly odd, would never suffer being called 'mannish'.
I'll counter your theory with one of my own:
Men who constantly make disparaging, sexist and misogynistic remarks about women to gain negative attention are actually just sad, insecure little boys who are overcompensating for small penises and/or lack of riding ability, and were most likely abused physically or emotionally by their mothers.
:niceone:
Sidewinder
17th May 2009, 20:15
ok then.......no
that was easy lol
Ixion
17th May 2009, 21:03
Oi Random bet you aint got the man nuts to call me manish or odd to my face, It's easy to sit behind your screen and throw stones
:Oi:. Oi. Whats wrong wiv being mannish or odd? I'm both mannish (very mannish actuall) AND odd . And Mr jrandom is odd , though not very mannish (if Mr Kiwifruit is ot be believed) . Wot you got against mannish and/or odd, anyway?
coffeejunkie
17th May 2009, 21:44
i have nothing against either.....you need to read the thread.....he was saying chicks either get taught to ride by guys or are manish and odd
skidMark
18th May 2009, 00:51
You have a fan club?
Wow! Some people really do need to get a life....
Yeah the people like you who arnt in the club who dont have lives should join, then you'd have a life. :bleh:
jrandom
18th May 2009, 07:42
Oi Random bet you aint got the man nuts to call me manish or odd to my face...
Would you like it if I did?
We can do that.
:sunny:
Stickchick
18th May 2009, 07:54
I stated that women who rode motorcycles were either:
(a) trained into it by dudes; or...
I do believe you called the likes of myself "leavings", may want to change your original post to what you actually said. :argue: as proven below
... or the leavings of some other biker dude
jrandom
18th May 2009, 07:57
I do believe you called the likes of myself "leavings"...
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
:corn:
MSTRS
18th May 2009, 08:51
Whatever you call them, it's a privilege to have some to dig, my friend. Tis but a small step for the Great Potato Famine to return...
coffeejunkie
18th May 2009, 09:01
Would you like it if I did?
We can do that.
:sunny:
Your a twat!
Nasty
18th May 2009, 09:45
I do believe you called the likes of myself "leavings", may want to change your original post to what you actually said. :argue: as proven below
Lovely ...
Leavings definition is scraps or remains; residue
That is a great thing to call woman ... shows that scum don't change .. just tries to clean up occasionally.
Monamie
18th May 2009, 11:07
I wasen't taught to ride by a guy, I'm not manish or odd so maybe i'm the exception to the rule
You and me both darling:eek: :niceone:
rosie631
18th May 2009, 11:21
I wasen't taught to ride by a guy, I'm not manish or odd so maybe i'm the exception to the rule
That what I said in his last thread. According to JR we just don't KNOW we're mannish or odd.:rofl::rofl:
ManDownUnder
18th May 2009, 11:25
I'm the Roy?
or as they say in French... Le-Roy
And I thought at the time of the discussion you had amended it to to be "mannish and/or odd". Surely they're not exclusive
Ixion
18th May 2009, 11:36
Oh dear. The protagonists in th argument seem unable to agree.
Such being the case, the only way to solve the matter is scientificly.
Now, clearly the argument revolves around whether female bikers are odd and/or mannish
Logically, the defining feature of NOT mannish is the pssession of a decent pair of tits. Such attributes clearly show that the possessor is not mannish.
And, we make take it as axiomatic that the female who doesn't get a buzz out of flashing them is indeed odd.
So, what is necessary is for all the female bikers on the site to post up pictures of their bristols.
Those lacking a decent handful may be deemed mannish. Those who do not post may be deemed odd.
Tallying the results against membership numbers will scientifically establish once for all whther female bikers are odd and/or mannish. Seems totally sensible to me.
(*sits back and waits hopefully*)
MSTRS
18th May 2009, 11:43
Whilst laudable, and utterly selfless in intent, your attempt to use logic is doomed to fail. A bold and somewhat contemptible statement has been made, which has (rightly) upset our female brethren. These delicate flowers do not possess the ability to understand pure logic and will not respond in the manner to which our simple male logic would have them. Has being married not taught you this?
Trudes
18th May 2009, 12:06
I'm odd and proud.:bleh:
Are we talking all women or some women here?
Because, golly gee wizz, I no some that are definatley all women, nothing mannish an/or odd about them what so ever.
yungatart
18th May 2009, 15:46
Are we talking all women or some women here?
Because, golly gee wizz, I no some that are definatley all women, nothing mannish an/or odd about them what so ever.
Yeah, me too, Maha...but I also know some that are decidedly odd and mannish...maybe JR knows "her" too......
The rest of us are just gorgeous!!!
jrandom
18th May 2009, 18:04
Tis but a small step for the Great Potato Famine to return...
Too true. And I'd hate to be reduced to eating kumara.
The Pastor
19th May 2009, 10:00
dont forget lesbians, most female riders are lesbians
Lissa
19th May 2009, 10:32
Its just a pity that women who just happen to ride have to put up with guys who think like this. Riding is only part of my life, (as with other women I am sure) I am also a mother, a partner, a daughter, an office administrator, I enjoy other leisure activities and for you to think I am odd or manly or the leavings of some guy because I can ride a bike is just a sick fucked up way of thinking.
Anyway I hear that your fan club is holding a party for you... in your head, enjoy!
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