The Welly Bunch meets the Jafas.

[Ktmboy]

Well Kezzafish, CRFchick, secondfield and a few of the Welly Bunch are heading north to come hang out with their KB cuzzies from Jafaland for the weekend 30-31st May.

Watching the Enduro cross on the 31st is the main object, meeting up with distant KB rellies on the Sat for a ride at the Sandpit is next on the list.

Should be a hoot. I'll make sure we all get different coloured stickers at sign on so we can spot the odd balls.

[vazza]

I'll put a pinecone on my roof! Seu Saturday =D Amping

[Buddy L]

I better make a special VIP vist to the sandpit next weekend then... Haven't been their sence i ran in my bike, late in 2007

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaa, i fucked that one up for ya mate... I'm not coming up anymore... Info in the city scramble thread. Wooops, now i feel like even more of a twat. Sorry guys, was really looking forward to it too. I was more keen on riding with you fellas at the sandpit than the Scramble... the scramble just made it a good excuse to get my non KBer buddies to share the gas with me

Reasons as follows

No WOF
No REGO
No RUC
No useable ligaments left in my shoulder
No money
No friends (dickhead that was sharing expenses pulled out on me today)
No balls

Feel free to add to this list
Sooooorrrrrrry
Will be going to the Kuratau ride next month (this also relies on Dave not pulling out)
Will come up for the Supercross in November

[LittleJohn]

I'm working on the Saturday and looks like we have a friend coming up on the Sunday.... sucks can't go for a ride on the Saturday, but think friend bringing their bike and wanting to go out on Sunday so miss the Scramble as well..... :weep: :weep:

[SpikedPunch]

ha ha haaa, i fucked that one up for ya mate... I'm not coming up anymore... Info in the city scramble thread. Wooops, now i feel like even more of a twat. Sorry guys, was really looking forward to it too. I was more keen on riding with you fellas at the sandpit than the Scramble... the scramble just made it a good excuse to get my non KBer buddies to share the gas with me

Reasons as follows

No WOF
No REGO
No RUC
No useable ligaments left in my shoulder
No money
No friends (dickhead that was sharing expenses pulled out on me today)
No balls

Feel free to add to this list
Sooooorrrrrrry
Will be going to the Kuratau ride next month (this also relies on Dave not pulling out)
Will come up for the Supercross in November

Can you not hitch a ride with one of the other welly fellas, or were you the ride?:shit:

[kezzafish]

i was the ride for me and 2 mates who originally planned the trip up with our bikes in my van. Dave pulled out cos he doesn't wanna be away from his 2yo (future MX1 champ) son for 4 days (IE... his missus has put the mad guilts on him and he's being a little bitch)

Darrel won't go 'cos dave isn't going with him and 'cos he wants to bring his missus with him... What the fuck is wrong with my friends?

Secondfield is flying up and will only be there on the Sunday i think (his cheap flights come and go at strange times) so he was never taking his bike

So i was gonna just take the dodgy van and hope that my shoulder has healed up enough but now that the boys have dropped out i'm fuckin over it... sick of organising useless twat head fucktards... rant end.

They won't even race their bikes 'cos "i can ride karapoti for free" fucken dickfaces... rant end.

who the fuck wants to hang out with their missus while on a boys trip??? rant end.

[chop]

Didnt take you for a pussy Kezza...... oh wel guess you never really know do you

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaa, bastard... I'm waiting for one of you loaded Aucklanders to say... "i'll pay to fly you and your bike up kezza"

[flyingcr250]

i was the ride for me and 2 mates who originally planned the trip up with our bikes in my van. Dave pulled out cos he doesn't wanna be away from his 2yo (future MX1 champ) son for 4 days (IE... his missus has put the mad guilts on him and he's being a little bitch)

Darrel won't go 'cos dave isn't going with him and 'cos he wants to bring his missus with him... What the fuck is wrong with my friends?

Secondfield is flying up and will only be there on the Sunday i think (his cheap flights come and go at strange times) so he was never taking his bike

So i was gonna just take the dodgy van and hope that my shoulder has healed up enough but now that the boys have dropped out i'm fuckin over it... sick of organising useless twat head fucktards... rant end.

They won't even race their bikes 'cos "i can ride karapoti for free" fucken dickfaces... rant end.

who the fuck wants to hang out with their missus while on a boys trip??? rant end.

i share your pain.:doh: things were good with my mates then slowly they all got married and developed huge thunb prints on the tops of their heads :argue:.

[chop]

Haha your a dreamer!!! Stop the whineing and sort ya shit out youve got a week to find you and your bike a way up!

[barty5]

i was the ride for me and 2 mates who originally planned the trip up with our bikes in my van. Dave pulled out cos he doesn't wanna be away from his 2yo (future MX1 champ) son for 4 days (IE... his missus has put the mad guilts on him and he's being a little bitch)

Darrel won't go 'cos dave isn't going with him and 'cos he wants to bring his missus with him... What the fuck is wrong with my friends?

Secondfield is flying up and will only be there on the Sunday i think (his cheap flights come and go at strange times) so he was never taking his bike

So i was gonna just take the dodgy van and hope that my shoulder has healed up enough but now that the boys have dropped out i'm fuckin over it... sick of organising useless twat head fucktards... rant end.

They won't even race their bikes 'cos "i can ride karapoti for free" fucken dickfaces... rant end.

who the fuck wants to hang out with their missus while on a boys trip??? rant end.


fuck you think you got it hard im getin devorced

[SpikedPunch]

Shoutout to ride it till the red, are you and your bro coming up for this one also?

[B0000M]

well on that note ill be in jaffa land, riding, on the weekend of the 20th and 21st of june - if i have these days wrong its the sat and sun closest to then.

i hope to get to the sandpit at least, maybe thuder or kimmies or something...

maybe even ardmore on weds arvo if in in akl early enough

[cheese]

fuck you think you got it hard im getin devorced

I'm sorry to hear that mate. I hope that you guys can sort it all out amicably.

[barty5]

I'm sorry to hear that mate. I hope that you guys can sort it all out amicably.

yeh tryin to just gota finda a place to stay for a we while till house is sold.

[Midget200]

fuck you think you got it hard im getin devorced

That's terrible Barty5! All the more reason to get out to Woodhill next Saturday for a ride! Women eh!

[Midget200]

i share your pain.:doh: things were good with my mates then slowly they all got married and developed huge thunb prints on the tops of their heads :argue:.

Yeah right! Women just aren't like that!!! Men just need to get the woman involved and bring her along!!!

Disappointed in you Kezzafish. There's got to be a way. Us loaded Aucklanders obviously want to see you. Wonder if CRFChick has any space! Come on, we're all meeting at The Sandpit just to meet you guys!!!!

[secondfield]

Hey Kez,

Have a quick look at the flight center website, theres a good chance you will be able to score a cheap flight up there like me .... 90 bucks return! get there saturday evening fly out monday morning ...


I will be pissed for 24 hours straight with a bit of luck. Chucking my empties at any KB'ers on the track as they ride by.... :laugh:.

A bit of a diversion: quite a few years back at a mates birthday celeb we donned a crash helmet on him and took turns at trying to smash a beer bottle over his head. It's impossible I tell ya, impossible... even with a huge run up. :eek:

[Sammikins]

Kezza stop being such a blouse, i drove around for half a year with no rego or wof in a dodgey yellow honda before i started getting tickets... What ever happened to Team Ranga?? You're letting me down bro!! :mellow:

[kezzafish]

Can see no point in flying up as it means i'm not gonna be able to ride... I can't afford it anyway... Useless, sorry. That's rude about you and your missus Barty. I feel for ya

[Sammikins]

Can see no point in flying up as it means i'm not gonna be able to ride... I can't afford it anyway... Useless, sorry. That's rude about you and your missus Barty. I feel for ya

Hitch-hike! You can borrow my bike when you get here.... I'll just sit on the handlebars or something.... :Punk:

[chop]

yeh tryin to just gota finda a place to stay for a we while till house is sold.

Gutted man sorry to hear that... its not a nice place to be.. good luck with it all..

[Midget200]

Hitch-hike! You can borrow my bike when you get here.... I'll just sit on the handlebars or something.... :Punk:

Geez can't wait to meet you next Saturday Sammikins, LMAO! Very kind of you to lend out your bike! Would like to have seen you on the handlebars!! Somehow I don't think Kezza's coming! He's seen there's too many girls that might beat his ass!

[barty5]

Can see no point in flying up as it means i'm not gonna be able to ride... I can't afford it anyway... Useless, sorry. That's rude about you and your missus Barty. I feel for ya

cheers dude hey i have a kx125 ive just rebuilt you can use going to take for a run this weekend and as long as sam dont smash it your welcome to use it.

[barty5]

If it helps sure we could find you some pink frillys to wear.

[kezzafish]

I've put in a request to crfchick to take my bike up if i lend her a bigger trailer... I'll find my own way up. Hitchhiking might be a laugh. Now you can all dog and harrass her to do the deed! lol

[barty5]

I've put in a request to crfchick to take my bike up if i lend her a bigger trailer... I'll find my own way up. Hitchhiking might be a laugh. Now you can all dog and harrass her to do the deed! lol

go down to nzc couriers and ahve a quite word to the dives the do runs up every night. When i worked for them use to ship shit all over the place and get people to and from places easy.

[kezzafish]

cheers dude hey i have a kx125 ive just rebuilt you can use going to take for a run this weekend and as long as sam dont smash it your welcome to use it.

Fuck i'd have to eat my own words if i rode something like that!!


go down to nzc couriers and ahve a quite word to the dives the do runs up every night. When i worked for them use to ship shit all over the place and get people to and from places easy.

No shit? as if they're gonna have space for a whole bike tho?

[barty5]

Fuck i'd have to eat my own words if i rode something like that!!



No shit? as if they're gonna have space for a whole bike tho?

i got a whole lounge 3 and 2 seater and arm chair shift once and couple a bikes. i was thinkin of you if crfchick takes your bike or a woolly blanket and huddle up on the trailer.hahahaaha hope it dont rain.

[kezzafish]

oh ok, good plan... have to see if CRFchick comes through for the team first????????? ha haaa no pressure

[Sammikins]

Geez can't wait to meet you next Saturday Sammikins, LMAO! Very kind of you to lend out your bike! Would like to have seen you on the handlebars!! Somehow I don't think Kezza's coming! He's seen there's too many girls that might beat his ass!

Hehehehe will be good to meet you too! Kezza, we'll play nice and promise not to roost you!!! :bleh:

[crfchick]

oh ok, good plan... have to see if CRFchick comes through for the team first????????? ha haaa no pressure
Agh! The pressure! Kezza, really really sorry but I've checked and we can’t take your bike up (you other kb’ers are all going to gang up on me now aren’t you?!), we’re all sorted with our wee trailer and are staying in Akl for just under a week so am reluctant to be responsible for your bike for that length of time (especially a KTM, they are the bomb-diggity aren’t they, tehe). Maybe borrow a bike?? Or can someone else from Welly take your bike up??

[Sammikins]

You should ride Arnie the KX125, he's all camo themed to give you that extra element of surprise when you smash up some more quads... (shame Aaron, seriously who names their bike Arnie??! :bleh:)

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaa, arnie... i'm kinda tempted now. GUM WID ME IF YOU WAANT TO LIVE

All good CRFchick. I'll sus something out

[barty5]

You should ride Arnie the KX125, he's all camo themed to give you that extra element of surprise when you smash up some more quads... (shame Aaron, seriously who names their bike Arnie??! :bleh:)

Gee in dont know how would do that or even sugest such a think.

[barty5]

Agh! The pressure! Kezza, really really sorry but I've checked and we can’t take your bike up (you other kb’ers are all going to gang up on me now aren’t you?!), we’re all sorted with our wee trailer and are staying in Akl for just under a week so am reluctant to be responsible for your bike for that length of time (especially a KTM, they are the bomb-diggity aren’t they, tehe). Maybe borrow a bike?? Or can someone else from Welly take your bike up??

if your worried i can store it while your here would be covered insurance wise while here till you head back down. where smack in the middle of auck so easy pick up and drop off.

[Hemex]

ha ha haaa, arnie... i'm kinda tempted now. GUM WID ME IF YOU WAANT TO LIVE

All good CRFchick. I'll sus something out

Yeah you need to suss something out and come up fool... Apparently I have a near new bike which I hardly ride... yeah fuckin right! haha..but you're more than welcome to ride it... If its just you, my place is not a problem bro...3 bodeis would have been a task and a half although just you, means no garage and doesnt matter if its been pissing down :laugh:... Still want that lubed tailpipe?


if your worried i can store it while your here would be covered insurance wise while here till you head back down. where smack in the middle of auck so easy pick up and drop off.

Hope things with you are sorting out bud? Will catch up with you this weekend...

[Ride it till the red]

Shoutout to ride it till the red, are you and your bro coming up for this one also?

Nah I won't be making it unfortunately, I'm equally as useless as Kez and like him my mates are worse! Just a bit far to travel this time altho it would have been wicked to make the trip. And flights just aint worth it to get there and not ride!

One day!

[Sammikins]

Yo Fanta-pants, just remembered... Dads got some sort of 360cc 2t KTM sitting around in the garage, like a 98 i think, it's not like he ever uses it.... :shifty:

[crfchick]

Yo Fanta-pants, just remembered... Dads got some sort of 360cc 2t KTM sitting around in the garage, like a 98 i think, it's not like he ever uses it.... :shifty:
C'mon Kezz, you know you want to! Sorry once again about not being able to transport your bike

[barty5]

Yo Fanta-pants, just remembered... Dads got some sort of 360cc 2t KTM sitting around in the garage, like a 98 i think, it's not like he ever uses it.... :shifty:

And what have you named that one??

[cheese]

And what have you named that one??

Borris, its her Dads name.

[cheese]

Hehehehe will be good to meet you too! Kezza, we'll play nice and promise not to roost you!!! :bleh:

I read that first time and missed the "s" in roost and thought WTF!

[Buddy L]

I can't make it now on the saturday... ive got my self a small part in a music video!!! Ive help out with some props and they have seen my talent..and want more

[barty5]

I can't make it now on the saturday... ive got my self a small part in a music video!!! Ive help out with some props and they have seen my talent..and want more

hahahaahaaaahaa:rofl::rofl: what you really mean is you might not be anle to keep up right.

[Buddy L]

hahahaahaaaahaa:rofl::rofl: what you really mean is you might not be able to keep up right.

Nar mate ill be all over your pussy 450, like the oil on my ute's motor from the oil leak.

[L Rider]

I read that first time and missed the "s" in roost and thought WTF!

haha WTF alright

[Sammikins]

Borris, its her Dads name.

My Dad's name is not Borris, and anyhoo why would I name my Dad's bike that's his responsibility. (I named it Gimpy, cos it's kept chained up in the dungy little garage 24/7 and never sees the light of day...)

[Rupe]

ha ha haaa, i fucked that one up for ya mate... I'm not coming up anymore... Info in the city scramble thread. Wooops, now i feel like even more of a twat. Sorry guys, was really looking forward to it too. I was more keen on riding with you fellas at the sandpit than the Scramble... the scramble just made it a good excuse to get my non KBer buddies to share the gas with me

good, you sound like a homo anyway.

[barty5]

You should ride Arnie the KX125, he's all camo themed to give you that extra element of surprise when you smash up some more quads... (shame Aaron, seriously who names their bike Arnie??! :bleh:)

could get a terminator graphics kit done up for it. hahahaha

[Sammikins]

could get a terminator graphics kit done up for it. hahahaha

That hardly goes with the 'gimp' theme... Needs more leather and chains hahahhaa:Punk:

[barty5]

That hardly goes with the 'gimp' theme... Needs more leather and chains hahahhaa:Punk:

oh kinky..

[secondfield]

A 98' KTM 360 2T? does he want to sell it?

[Sammikins]

A 98' KTM 360 2T? does he want to sell it?

Yes it is for sale. Dad hates dirtbikes.

[ArcherWC]

Id be keen for the Saturday ride as well, to meet some of you guys




If I can keep up

[skidMark]

That hardly goes with the 'gimp' theme... Needs more leather and chains hahahhaa:Punk:


Assless chaps?:laugh:

[kezzafish]

good, you sound like a homo anyway.

ha ha haaaa haaaa, you're the funniest cunt on here! shit i wish i could make it.

The 360 sounds fucken cool too. never ridden one but heard they're deadly... Humps you hate 2 strokes ya twerp. You couldn't handle it (neither could many out there) (not even Boris the proud ginger dad)

I don't have the money anyway... Was gonna do a cash loan from Dave (was gonna spring that on him once we were on the road and well clear of welli!) but now he's pulled out so i can't.

rideittillthered... got any cash?? i'll split the gas with ya if you're into it? i can get us free accom up there too (i'm gonna hit up the old man for a cash loan lol!) and we can stay at my cousin's in Herne bay 'cos we're too high class for these aucklander plebs anyway

[chop]

ha ha haaaa haaaa, you're the funniest cunt on here! shit i wish i could make it.

The 360 sounds fucken cool too. never ridden one but heard they're deadly... Humps you hate 2 strokes ya twerp. You couldn't handle it (neither could many out there) (not even Boris the proud ginger dad)

I don't have the money anyway... Was gonna do a cash loan from Dave (was gonna spring that on him once we were on the road and well clear of welli!) but now he's pulled out so i can't.

rideittillthered... got any cash?? i'll split the gas with ya if you're into it? i can get us free accom up there too (i'm gonna hit up the old man for a cash loan lol!) and we can stay at my cousin's in Herne bay 'cos we're too high class for these aucklander plebs anyway


Herne bay is for fags........... so you should be sweet!

[Sammikins]

rideittillthered... got any cash?? i'll split the gas with ya if you're into it? i can get us free BUMSEX up there too (i'm gonna hit up the old man for a cash loan lol!) and we can stay at my cousin's in Herne bay 'cos we're too GAY for these aucklander plebs anyway

How the hell did my dad's name become boris??! <_<

[cheese]

How the hell did my dad's name become boris??! <_<

We all know your real name is Olga.....

You dam Russian mafia.....

[barty5]

We all know your real name is Olga.....

You dam Russian mafia.....

dont think id be callin her Russian either.

[cheese]

dont think id be callin her Russian either.

Silly me, I forgot how the Ukrainians hate to be called Russians. I get it, its like calling me an Australian.

[barty5]

Silly me, I forgot how the Ukrainians hate to be called Russians. I get it, its like calling me an Australian.

You are arnt you??

[kezzafish]

Herne bay is for fags........... so you should be sweet!

whatever pleb. I'm not ashamed


How the hell did my dad's name become boris??! <_<

the same way you became a ranga... it just happened lol

[Sammikins]

The only Boris I have ever met was Bulgarian. He was my neighbour and used to panelbeat cars in his garage till all hours. Then he went away, his wife and kid went to America, and the cops kept asking my mum questions about him...


the same way you became a ranga... it just happened lol

Better to be a fake ranga than a fanta pants though...

[kezzafish]

i have a bulgarian mate who's dad was a runaway conscript from the army. He would have got life imprisonment if he went back there so got refugee status to NZ. So as you would with a counrty as wild as this... he bought an AK47 with him. Dodgy dodgy

it's pronounced phanta pants

[Sammikins]

Yeah the bulgarian neighbours were a blast.... Used to biff lemons on the roof and laugh at the granny when she came out and started yelling at me in bulgarian... :clap:

[Ride it till the red]

rideittillthered... got any cash?? i'll split the gas with ya if you're into it? i can get us free accom up there too (i'm gonna hit up the old man for a cash loan lol!) and we can stay at my cousin's in Herne bay 'cos we're too high class for these aucklander plebs anyway

Idea's like this are why I'm glad I chopped up my C/C!

I rung work a second ago to try and get the Saturday off but the boss had gone home, we'll see what she say's 2moro! If that's acheivable then I'll get to digging down the back of the couch!

Did you end up getting the van legal? Aside from being rather more expensive in gas I'd better not take the 4wd that far without fixing the leak from the front of the gearbox....

Could be feasible if everything fell into place, maybe :crazy:

[barty5]

Kezzafish baby hope you can make it up here I've saved you a spot in my bed we can spoon all night baby yea

[L Rider]

Kezzafish baby hope you can make it up here I've saved you a spot in my bed we can spoon all night baby yea

Kezzafish is gonna be too scared to come up lol or if he does i somehow think he mite be avoiding you haha

You typing for Barty again Sammikins?

[clmintie]

You typing for Barty again Sammikins?


Hehe, that's what I was thinking too.... :laugh:

[barty5]

Kezzafish is gonna be too scared to come up lol or if he does i somehow think he mite be avoiding you haha

You typing for Barty again Sammikins?

fuck you mopthre fucker i dont know what he fuck is going on ay more some drive me home im all fucked upoo and it only 7pm am i a sad mother fucker or waht i blam sami for this

[Sammikins]

I had nothing to do with any of Barty5's posts, I shed myself of all responsibility, if he is a homo boozehag that's his problem!

[Sammikins]

yehgsure i am

[secondfield]

Ole Barty eh' been on the turps bra? hahahahaha

[barty5]

Ole Barty eh' been on the turps bra? hahahahaha

yeh and i g ot to get homew an go ridin in the mornumng

[L Rider]

I had nothing to do with any of Barty5's posts, I shed myself of all responsibility, if he is a homo boozehag that's his problem!

Why do your posts all still make sense whereas Barty's are well....

[Sammikins]

Why do your posts all still make sense whereas Barty's are well....

I'm hard, I can handle my alcohol

[Sammikins]

yeh but then im notb doin the mixin

[noobi]

I'm hard, I can handle my alcohol

bollicks, so have you sorted barty a way home yet?

[barty5]

bollicks, so have you sorted barty a way home yet?

what the fuck youy on about im perfectlt fjucked up-0

[L Rider]

I'm hard, I can handle my alcohol

haha. How many does he drink to your 1?

[noobi]

what the fuck youy on about im perfectlt fjucked up-0

nevermind, and yea i can tell your perfectlt fjucked up

[cheese]

Bit sad, get on the piss and post on KB.... Mind you who am I to talk, I put a RC plane together and played with my new helmet camera......

[clmintie]

cool... what sort of plane?

[kezzafish]

wholly fuck. i missed a thrilling night in front of the desktop didn't i. I'm looking forward to spooning with you too barty. Can you wait till Kuratau? That was fucking brilliant sammi. I thought it had to be rupecopp. that cunt is ruthlessly funny but you've really outdone yourself... top marks

[kezzafish]

cool...

oh yeah...reeeeal cool

[barty5]

Bit sad, get on the piss and post on KB.... Mind you who am I to talk, I put a RC plane together and played with my new helmet camera......

wasnt me i went out for 5 min ooops left sam in office with kb loged on.

[cheese]

cool... what sort of plane?

its a small ARF one similar to this http://www.rcwonders.co.uk/shop/product/23/ they are pretty cheap and nasty, but should be a fun park flier. Just charged it up and drove it along the floor. i was going to get a RC heli in China as they are pretty cheap, but my son was scared of the last one I had. A 6 channel RC heli with a gyro and radio gear in China was about $300 NZD with radio gear.

I enjoy RC planes, but its probably more expensive than dirt bikes. Might grab one of dads old ones when I got see my parents next weekend.

[cave weta]

Yawn Yawn Yawn!- why dont you guys crawl ot of your comfort zone?

You are all on here talking about what you are drinking - what will you wear- what pet names you have for your bikes- who you can drink more than!

Next weekend - why not have an Over The Top Adventure!?
We are an hour from Papakura and hell- we are almost on the way up from Wellington if you take the wrong road:laugh:

Instead of barging around in axle deep sand dodging pine trees- head to Waihi and ride the Gold Trails with me and Dafyyd!
Bast through the tussock, launch youself into massive puddles, explore old gold mines, ride through tunnels, see old mining relics and buildings. Ride Birchy's extreme practice loop.
No charge- not a sausage! - not even a tofu and lentil vegetarian sausage.
Its about time you pussies found out what a good days riding is!

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[honda_power]

no charge? shit... might come along some day

[oldskool]

Yawn Yawn Yawn!- why dont you guys crawl ot of your comfort zone?

Next weekend - why not have an Over The Top Adventure!?
We are an hour from Papakura.

No charge- not a sausage! - not even a tofu and lentil vegetarian sausage.
Its about time you pussies found out what a good days riding is!



You serious? What sort of accommodation is down there?


oh yay I've hit the number of the beast!

[noobi]

Next weekend - why not have an Over The Top Adventure!?

We are an hour from Papakura and hell- we are almost on the way up from Wellington if you take the wrong road:laugh:

Instead of barging around in axle deep sand dodging pine trees- head to Waihi and ride the Gold Trails with me and Dafyyd!
Bast through the tussock, launch youself into massive puddles, explore old gold mines, ride through tunnels, see old mining relics and buildings. Ride Birchy's extreme practice loop.
No charge- not a sausage! - not even a tofu and lentil vegetarian sausage.
Its about time you pussies found out what a good days riding is!


hmmmm, you strike a hard bargain mister weta.
you have my attention now, could be keen, could be very keen :msn-wink:

[B0000M]

agreed. riding the same tracks every week gets boring as hell

[cave weta]

no charge? shit... might come along some day

Some day? - come on mr procrastinator!

this is a KB day out for the welly mobs visit - it is next Monday.(Lizzies Birthday)
Organise yourselves and I will make it happen.
Accomodation is no problem. go to my website and look under 'stay awhile' on the right hand side. beds from $23 at the backpackers. meals sorted too-
I have loads of places for breakfasts and tea. I provide all food during the day for $8.00 each.
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[tommorth]

this sounds pretty bloody good!

[vazza]

I will be there, so_keen. Hopefully, will try sort it.

So when can we come down? Is it free for the weekend?!

[honda_power]

yeah man it all depends on if my cars running... if its fixed by then im keen

[vazza]

So we can go down on the friday come back the sunday lol?! Actually id come back on the Saturday night so i dont miss the endurocross

[Midget200]

Some day? - come on mr procrastinator!

this is a KB day out for the welly mobs visit - it is next Saturday.
Organise yourselves and I will make it happen.
Accomodation is no problem. go to my website and look under 'stay awhile' on the right hand side. beds from $23 at the backpackers. meals sorted too-
I have loads of places for breakfasts and tea. I provide all food during the day for $8.00 each.
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Oh Cave Weta, how could you hijack our day at Woodhill. I'm meeting crfchick and we're going to Woodhill! We'd come down another weekend and see you! We're not pussies!!!! We're all looking forward to seeing you ride on the Sunday!!!!

[cave weta]

Oh Cave Weta, how could you hijack our day at Woodhill. I'm meeting crfchick and we're going to Woodhill! We'd come down another weekend and see you! We're not pussies!!!! We're all looking forward to seeing you ride on the Sunday!!!!

Ooooh im naughty!- :spanking: didnt read the whole thing carefully enough- And I didnt realise that Tony started the thread- sorry mate!

I thought that they had all talked about it so much that they didnt need to do it!

Didt realise that you and CRFchick were absolutely, positivly, definately doing it.

Well its over to you guys- if you want to ride same old same old you know where it is.
But come here, you may see wild pigs goats and deer.

or if Im not broken- we can do it monday?:third: In fact yes lets do it Monday- then I can use that as myexcuse for riding like a nanna on sunday:rolleyes:

[oldskool]

Ooooh im naughty!- :spanking:

Well its over to you guys- if you want to ride same old same old you know where it is.
But come here, you may see wild pigs goats and deer.


Oh good so I don't have to dig up my past and plead that I schooled my earlier years in Seatoun, Wellington. So your offer is open to Jafa KB'rs too then!

[xen]

Cave Weta - Mint! Defintely keen as (wipes some drool away) Either day, sweet

[oldguy]

Gees now thats a good way to give your self a good plug, mr cave weta:niceone:
I would love too do this, but Im a pussie, and I don't like caves:eek5:

[cheese]

I'm so keen, but I'm away next weekend.... Gutted..... Next time if there is one :(

[cave weta]

Gees now thats a good way to give your self a good plug, mr cave weta:niceone:
I would love too do this, but Im a pussie, and I don't like caves:eek5:


But this is a ride for the pussies!- and these arnt caves.... They're mine drives to be technical. Muddy dark places are optional- extra riding for those that dont want to do the gold mines.

So- wellsee you there?

[kezzafish]

wow, that really blew the multiple choice question off the ricter. Have fun ya maggots. i'm gonna stay home and beat off with the left. Auckland can eat a dick.

[Midget200]

You're damned straight Kezzafish! Cave Weta had better not puss up my plans for the weekend! Auckland will not be eating dick! You will be missing out big, big time!!! Wellingtonians are pussies!

[tommorth]

weekends sounding better and better sandpit sat enduro cross sunday cavewetas ride monday not sure how i'll get away with all three but will try

[honda_power]

where is everyone going? my car should be fixed by the w.e.... was thinking of going to the sandpit with a mate to meet some of you guys, but cave wetas option sounds even more exciting. We want to watch the red bull thing sunday, but going riding somewhere diff sat... fmx ramps and whatawhata track are getting a little old. Ill just follow wherever most of you go haha

[B0000M]

so to get this straight - theres a ride being held monday june 1 2009 somewhere near waihi, led by cave weta

is this correct?

and if it is correct, is it worth the drive up from gizzy for the day, keeping in mind its about 380km each way

[Midget200]

There's a few of us meeting up at Woodhill to meet crfchick and others on Saturday. Sunday we're going to the City Scramble. Monday it's Ken Fell's last race meeting! Exciting time in Auckland for sure. KTM Boy will back me in saying that no matter how many times you go to Woodhill there are more blues you haven't ridden! Certainly not the same old same old there!! Might be meeting Jinxycat and his partner Dee as well. Remember Jinxycat had the big accident, broken leg in 5 places from the Jolly Roosta!

[vazza]

so to get this straight - theres a ride being held monday june 1 2009 somewhere near waihi, led by cave weta

is this correct?

and if it is correct, is it worth the drive up from gizzy for the day, keeping in mind its about 380km each way


Saturday or the monday whats the deal cave_weta!! :D?

[Hemex]

wow, that really blew the multiple choice question off the ricter. Have fun ya maggots. i'm gonna stay home and beat off with the left. Auckland can eat a dick.

What a homo...

[cave weta]

or if Im not broken- we can do it monday?:third: In fact yes lets do it Monday- then I can use that as my excuse for riding like a nanna on sunday:rolleyes:



Monday

[Rupe]

or if Im not broken- we can do it monday?:third: In fact yes lets do it Monday- then I can use that as my excuse for riding like a nanna on sunday:rolleyes:



Monday

Do it the weekend after, then I can come.....please

[ArcherWC]

I will be at the Sandpit saturday morning 9am

White Ford Falcon, 08 CRF450R with white cyclespot racing graphics, race number 49

[vazza]

I'll be at the Sandpit as well =D 9am saturday! subu lancaster with huge trailer, ill be on my own!

[honda_power]

all going to plan ill come along as well

[noobi]

depending on stuff, may be there on saturday. keen to do sh16a again :confused:

[vazza]

ill race ya noobi :P!

you gonna get ROOSTEd m8 hahaha :D

[noobi]

ill race ya noobi :P!

you gonna get ROOSTEd m8 hahaha :D

have to catch me first :bleh:

[dafydd roberts]

or if Im not broken- we can do it monday?:third: In fact yes lets do it Monday- then I can use that as my excuse for riding like a nanna on sunday:rolleyes:



Monday

Well providing I'm not busted and my bikes not busted - both very likely, I'm keen for Monday, can do the whole wires loop for those that are keen. If last weeks Over The Top Adventure tour was anything to go by (See Pics) it should be good fun and we never made it to the wires. :shifty:

[honda_power]

very keen. time for a new tyre.

[honda_power]

oh yeah... one qu... are there fuel stops or is the ride not very long? The yz's hungry

[vazza]

I am soo amping for this ride! Cant wait! :D!! Looks amazing!

[Keithf]

I'll chase you with the camera........



depending on stuff, may be there on saturday. keen to do sh16a again :confused:

[xen]

You guys should come to thunder on saturday, last wknd then will be closed for 2 months and its some good mud training for Monday! :niceone:

[vazza]

I'll chase you with the camera........

Sounds good!

[cave weta]

You guys should come to thunder on saturday, last wknd then will be closed for 2 months and its some good mud training for Monday! :niceone:


No mud on Monday- Rocky Hills, Ruts, Wild Pigs, HUge Puddles
Slick Clay - but no mud....:shifty::shifty:

[cameron barratt-boye]

im keen for this ride too! looks hard out

[cave weta]

im keen for this ride too! looks hard out

Cameron with a handle like that, we are keen to meet you!:soon:

stick a thead up in the new members section so that we can ridicule and embarrass you more publicly- just kidding- welcome to KB

[vazza]

Haha! He's my mate! Id call him a lurker :P!

[SpikedPunch]

We'll be there Sat. Bright and early....:zzzz: Looking forward to meeting you crfchick, sandpit's wicked fun, everyone do your rain dances! :banana:
(trying to sort some contact lenses this week hopefully to have by sat so I don't have to ride like mr magoo anymore! :wacko:)

[chop]

We'll be there Sat. Bright and early....:zzzz: Looking forward to meeting you crfchick, sandpit's wicked fun, everyone do your rain dances! :banana:
(trying to sort some contact lenses this week hopefully to have by sat so I don't have to ride like mr magoo anymore! :wacko:)

Contacts????!!!!! About bloody time! :)

[Midget200]

We'll be there Sat. Bright and early....:zzzz: Looking forward to meeting you crfchick, sandpit's wicked fun, everyone do your rain dances! :banana:
(trying to sort some contact lenses this week hopefully to have by sat so I don't have to ride like mr magoo anymore! :wacko:)

That's awesome Spiked Punch, you won't know yourself! Should be a great day, crfchick is really looking forward to riding the Sandpit!

[Sammikins]

Contacts are good...

[chop]

Yep mine are damn handy!

[oldskool]

My contacts just suck me dry. <_<

[crfchick]

My contacts just suck me dry. <_<
I'm really looking forward to meeting all you guys too!! Will be a blast! Dont laugh (much!) at my riding tho! I am slow (and a Mr Magoo too Spiked Punch).
And I know what you guys mean about contacts, they're great apart from when your eyes get so dry that your vision goes temporairly blurry (or is that just me?)

[Midget200]

I'm really looking forward to meeting all you guys too!! Will be a blast! Dont laugh (much!) at my riding tho! I am slow (and a Mr Magoo too Spiked Punch).
And I know what you guys mean about contacts, they're great apart from when your eyes get so dry that your vision goes temporairly blurry (or is that just me?)

Geez we're all blind! Can't believe it! No it's shocking when the wind gets under them when you're going along and your vision goes all wonky! That's my excuse for falling off the track!!!

[chop]

Geez we're all blind! Can't believe it! No it's shocking when the wind gets under them when you're going along and your vision goes all wonky! That's my excuse for falling off the track!!!


Stop making up excuses!!!!

[barty5]

Geez we're all blind! Can't believe it! No it's shocking when the wind gets under them when you're going along and your vision goes all wonky! That's my excuse for falling off the track!!!

20/20 vision is great unless sam has been mixin your drinks then it all get blury lol

[random rider]

Hey Midget250X - I meet Tuna on the weekend and he said for me to say hi this coming weekend. I am a real novice and always fall off the track but would be great to meet you - I will be on the CR80...not sure what vehicle taking.

[Sammikins]

You guys can come join my slow riders club... we can just go round and round the loops over and over real slow like a line of boy racers.... :laugh:

[barty5]

You guys can come join my slow riders club... we can just go round and round the loops over and over real slow like a line of boy racers.... :laugh:

never know you might be able to lap them you get round there alright.

[Sammikins]

never know you might be able to lap them you get round there alright.

Sure, only if I eat my breakfast first though.

[barty5]

Sure, only if I eat my breakfast first though.

Hey thatll help less likely to feel wooosey i did offer .

[cheese]

You offered to feel her woosey? No wonder you're getting a divorce...

[Hemex]

You offered to feel her woosey? No wonder you're getting a divorce...

haaahahaahahahahhaha...
Dude...I think you should stay back in China now...

[oldskool]

You offered to feel her woosey? No wonder you're getting a divorce...

:laugh::love: that's a good one :laugh:
bed and breakfast at Barty's this weekend!

[Sammikins]

You offered to feel her woosey? No wonder you're getting a divorce...

OMG no!! i hadn't eaten anything that day or the day before I was feeling a little "woozy" and kept falling off my bike etc... He offered me some subway gawd you guys are shocking!! :2guns::spanking:

[barty5]

You offered to feel her woosey? No wonder you're getting a divorce...

your a sad man no i offered to buy breakfest

[oldskool]

your a sad man no i offered to buy breakfest
from what I hear you offered her your foot long!

[Hemex]

your a sad man no i offered to buy breakfest

Its cheese's 1 track mind... Bare with him.. being stuck in China alone with Mr.Palm

EDIT: Although you now see what the lack of punctuation can do...

[barty5]

haaahahaahahahahhaha...
Dude...I think you should stay back in China now...

Ah well just have a word to customs next time he gose to china bout this suspect guy that keep going on bout loosin weight while he is over there but come back still weighing in the same it ill be sir could you please step out the back with me hahahahaha

[Sammikins]

I much prefer my husband's meat and two veg. :mellow:

[barty5]

from what I hear you offered her your foot long!

ok so now youve going to far.

[L Rider]

from what I hear you offered her your foot long!

Sammikins i sure hope your hubby doesn't read this forum, poor guy

[Sammikins]

Sammikins i sure hope your hubby doesn't read this forum, poor guy

Yeah thankfully he is computer illiterate lol

[L Rider]

I much prefer my husband's meat and two veg. :mellow:

hahaha love your description :laugh:

[L Rider]

Yeah thankfully he is computer illiterate lol

That's alrite then - wouldn't want pple's comments to create majors at home - sure doesn't take much at times

[random rider]

thanks Sammikins - I am looking forward to it - think you'll kick my arse but can only get better - or at least I bloody hope so!:laugh:

[Sammikins]

thanks Sammikins - I am looking forward to it - think you'll kick my arse but can only get better - or at least I bloody hope so!:laugh:

I wont kick your ass i promise, not if last weeks performance was anything to go by LOL!!!! I prefer to take my time.... Just keep doing your raindance, it's soo much funner/easier when the sand is wet.

[random rider]

I agree - so much better when it's been raining. It's auckland - it'll rain b4 then!

[cheese]

Its cheese's 1 track mind... Bare with him.. being stuck in China alone with Mr.Palm

EDIT: Although you now see what the lack of punctuation can do...

LOL that is what I was poking fun at.

Oh adn I'm back in NZ now.

[SpikedPunch]

Geez we're all blind! Can't believe it! No it's shocking when the wind gets under them when you're going along and your vision goes all wonky! That's my excuse for falling off the track!!!

I was gonna offer to ride sweep <s>so that no one would see me flailing and crashing</s> out of the goodness of my heart :innocent:
(And if I'm particularly slow on a track it's because I was rescuing an injured baby deer :rolleyes:)

[barty5]

I was gonna offer to ride sweep <s>so that no one would see me flailing and crashing</s> out of the goodness of my heart :innocent:
(And if I'm particularly slow on a track it's because I was rescuing an injured baby deer :rolleyes:)

Another tui moment on KB

[SpikedPunch]

Another tui moment on KB

Mmm Tui. Another reason I might crash is too many of those!:drinknsin

[secondfield]

You cant get drunk on Tui. Its weasel piss...:shit:

[Midget200]

Hey Midget250X - I meet Tuna on the weekend and he said for me to say hi this coming weekend. I am a real novice and always fall off the track but would be great to meet you - I will be on the CR80...not sure what vehicle taking.

Hey there Random Rider! Yeah come on over and say hi. I've got a blue RAV4! Should be quite a bunch of us out there! Looks like rain, we need shelter! Are you bringing the big tent Barty?

[Midget200]

Stop making up excuses!!!!

Yeah thanks for that Chop! Will stop making excuses. What about the latest Dirt Riker Magazines, and I quote: "Anyhow that's enough rambling. The bike is great AND I'M FLAT OUT AWESOME, ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY!!! Geez I wonder who wrote that about himself! Hmmm!!!

[chop]

Yeah thanks for that Chop! Will stop making excuses. What about the latest Dirt Riker Magazines, and I quote: "Anyhow that's enough rambling. The bike is great AND I'M FLAT OUT AWESOME, ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY!!! Geez I wonder who wrote that about himself! Hmmm!!!

Its TRUE!!!! you know that Midget!!!!!!!!!! i wrote it as a piss take in the draft and chris thought it was toooooo goooooooooooooddddd to leave out! bastard!!!

[barty5]

Hey there Random Rider! Yeah come on over and say hi. I've got a blue RAV4! Should be quite a bunch of us out there! Looks like rain, we need shelter! Are you bringing the big tent Barty?

Yeh tent will be there for those that dont know it will be easy to spot.

[vazza]

So whos going to this overthetopadventures thing on monday? I'll definatly be going.