Granny & Grandad Joke

[Fatt Max]

Old couple sitting having breakfast

The lady says “Hey, my nipples are still as hot as they were 50 years ago..!”

“Not surprised”, says the husband, “One is in your coffee and the other is in your porridge!”

[Marmoot]

including this image.

[oldrider]

Don't worry about the repost, it happens at our house every day so it's a new event, "every day!"

Kinda like geriatric groundhog day! :confused:

[Stirts]

:killingme I hadn't seen that joke before FM.

SIGNS THAT YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE

* Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

* Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."

* Granny found handcuffed to her walker.

* Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.

* You've just seen their photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.

* Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

* Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."


Elderly Sex!
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?"

"Well, we can sure try!" she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.

"What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!"

[oldrider]

:killingme I hadn't seen that joke before FM.

SIGNS THAT YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE

"Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!"

Hey, thank's Stirts that's food for thought, hhmmmm. :blip:

[Stirts]

Hey, thank's Stirts that's food for thought, hhmmmm. :blip:

You are most certainly welcome John. One tip, get a pillow for your lovely lady. Carpet burn on the head would hurt!