Shiny side up

From the Crash 7pm Tuesday 1/3/11
When I saw you slowing down I thought here is one to watch for.
When I saw you brake I thought what is the fool going to do, watch him closely. I then moved to be a bit further from you.
When you started to turn I thought how can that idiot not know I'm here. My bike is noisy and my horn is going. How far is this clown going to go before he realises that he is about to cause a crash. I braked hard and leaned the bike over as far as it would ...