coffeejunkie

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV & change the channel manually.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
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