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Ok I so dislike adding attachments hehe Ok I'm a dumb ass

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

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Well it was my first time over the hill (Rimutaka Hill Road) today and the foam on my seat has formed a new shape lol. Took my time like a nanna but the most important thing was for me to stay upright.

Seriously though what a great ride over to Martinbourgh with a great bunch of people. A beautiful day and by the time I got to Toppys I had to remove the liner from my pants and jackets.

Saw a few zip cars () on the way and deployed the circling finger above the ...

I am new to the whole blogging thing. I noticed down there in the right had coner a number of people have been perving at mah profile.

While I love being a loner, feel free to add me

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Problem:

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Analyse the situation:
Solution
If they:
• a. are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting.
• b. are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
• c. have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put ...

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Denis Leary's ACC A.S.S.H.O.L.E

Mike,

I have posted your reply on Kiwibiker. It appears AA have been caught out as you stated, 'The proposed levy increases are complicated so it will take me a while to cover it all, so bear with me and read on please....'... seems to have been a templated holding statement excluding the first few lines. Whilst this is no real surprise it appears to be a major Communications blunder from AA.

The AA stats you provided are in conflict with other Government Departments ...

•The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
•Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
•A dog's parents never visit you
•Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor
•Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
•Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than inside your wallet or desk.
•Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
•A dog will not wake you up ...