General Bike Ravings

Ok so on tuesday i was on my computer looking for a job AGAIN. And i turn around and see black smoke belching from my living room floor out of my garage (which is under my house). So i sprint down stairs open the door (burning my hands). The inside of the garage looked like the center of hell. Black smoke,fire and cans of fule burning so i grab the phone and call the firefighters. Then i realise OH SHIT MY BIKE . Let me tell you somthing seeing your new bike in the back of a burning garage ...