https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/blog.php/32587-creature Kiwi Biker - New Zealand motorcycle community en Sat, 02 May 2026 17:00:26 GMT vBulletin 20 https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/BP-Brown/misc/rss.jpg https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/blog.php/32587-creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2147-CREATURE-is-so-heart-broken Tue, 12 Jul 2011 05:33:07 GMT CREATURES baby sister Toni was in a car accident on Saturday and my 12 year old niece Bryer was killed, my other 9 year old niece Jemma is in critical care at the moment, my heart aches for them, CREATURE hopes Jemma pulls through and they all find peace. CREATURE asks his fellow bikers to offer... CREATURES baby sister Toni was in a car accident on Saturday and my 12 year old niece Bryer was killed, my other 9 year old niece Jemma is in critical care at the moment, my heart aches for them, CREATURE hopes Jemma pulls through and they all find peace. CREATURE asks his fellow bikers to offer there prayers and support to his sister, her daughters and the family in there time of grief.
CREATURE thanks you all. ]]> creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2147-CREATURE-is-so-heart-broken https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2122-CREATURE-presents-THE-MAN-RULES-to-keep-woman-informed-and-men-happy Tue, 21 Jun 2011 03:05:10 GMT The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally,the guys' side of the story..
(CREATURE must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
From the female side. :brick:

Now here are the rules from the male side. :beer:

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE! :2thumbsup

1. Men are NOT mind readers. :(

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail. :wacko:

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. :scratch:
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. :girlfight:

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are..
Don't ask us. :(

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one :hug:

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. :mad:

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that. :tugger:

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTBALL or
motor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; :dodge:

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. :motu:

Well guys CREATURE has informed the women, now :beer: cheers to us. ]]> creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2122-CREATURE-presents-THE-MAN-RULES-to-keep-woman-informed-and-men-happy https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2101-CREATURE-as-a-third-person-Do-you-really-give-a-shit Tue, 07 Jun 2011 03:43:47 GMT The question has come up about why CREATURE refers to himself as a third person, well quite simply, why the fuck not. :whocares: we all have 2 faces in life some have more, 1 that we wear in private and 1 that we wear in public. CREATURE has at least 3, the way CREATURE talks on this web page... The question has come up about why CREATURE refers to himself as a third person, well quite simply, why the fuck not. :whocares: we all have 2 faces in life some have more, 1 that we wear in private and 1 that we wear in public. CREATURE has at least 3, the way CREATURE talks on this web page makes him unique if you dont like it then go cry to your mummy about it cause CREATURE doesn't give a shit. if you are the sort of dumbass that likes to change people to suit them i would imagine your also divorced or one day will be. so fuck you very much, but CREATURE will maintain his personality on this page. to all my fellow bikers who like CREATURES personality or simply dont give a shit CREATURE is proud to know you. For what little time CREATURE has left to ride :scooter: CREATURE says to his fellow brother and sister bikers, :rockon: and CREATURE will love you whatever your web page personality. :yes: i hope you do the same. so heres a question for all my fellow bikers, does it really matter? CREATURE awaits your reply. ]]> creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2101-CREATURE-as-a-third-person-Do-you-really-give-a-shit https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2055-Creature-needs-help-with-a-small-bike-problem Sun, 24 Apr 2011 23:19:53 GMT Hi fellow bikers im very new to the biking world i recently bought a 2010 Hyosung GV250 EFI cruiser. got a good deal only 280Ks on the clock but the previous owner was a small person and they adjusted the clutch, now with my big hands im having a great deal of trouble changing gear and putting the... Hi fellow bikers im very new to the biking world i recently bought a 2010 Hyosung GV250 EFI cruiser. got a good deal only 280Ks on the clock but the previous owner was a small person and they adjusted the clutch, now with my big hands im having a great deal of trouble changing gear and putting the bike into neutral, im not able to ride the bike to the hyosung dealer because i dont have enough experience on the road to ride that far and cant practice riding because of my clutch problem. is there anyone out there who can offer a bit of there time to help me re-adjust the clutch back to normal again. i live in (PANMURE, AUCKLAND) the hyosung people said it was simple to do but with my minimal experience i dare not do it myself. can someone please help me so i can get some practice in and get on the road. anyone who may be able to assist me please let me no and i will forward you my contact details. CREATURE thanks you. ]]> creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2055-Creature-needs-help-with-a-small-bike-problem https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2051-CREATURES-study-of-a-bikers-withdrawal-symptoms Sat, 23 Apr 2011 00:10:56 GMT CREATURE is doing a study of the cause, symptoms and treatment of Bikers withdrawal. Bikers withdrawal is an acute condition that can affect all bikers, it is caused by the temporary inability to ride, reasons for this may be medical mechanical or heaven forbid legal; many other reasons do exist... CREATURE is doing a study of the cause, symptoms and treatment of Bikers withdrawal. Bikers withdrawal is an acute condition that can affect all bikers, it is caused by the temporary inability to ride, reasons for this may be medical mechanical or heaven forbid legal; many other reasons do exist and CREATURE would be interested in knowing about them in as much detail as possible for his research. it should be noted that a permanent inability to ride is a chronic condition and leads to the grieving process and that is not the focus of my study. little is known about the specific symptoms of bikers withdrawal and how they effect the individual independently or what the affects of this condition may have on loved ones or fellow bikers. your experience of this or knowledge of the symptoms fellow bikers have endured from bikers withdrawal would be helpful these symptoms are likely to have been physiological or psychological so see if you can identify the changes that may have occurred while you or a fellow biker have been "grounded so to speak" some riders may not have endured any symptoms of biker withdrawal at all but if any other symptoms have occurred CREATURE would like to hear about them too. the desire to ride is strong in most bikers so helping them to avoid or survive bikers withdrawal while they are grounded would be a wonderful thing we could all do for our fellow brother and sister bikers, if you have any thoughts about how bikers withdrawal may have been treated or endured by yourself or others please let me know. help CREATURE to help his fellow bikers in need. remember; for some, biking is an addiction but it is not a bad one. CREATURE awaits your comments. ]]> creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2051-CREATURES-study-of-a-bikers-withdrawal-symptoms https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2049-Creature-is-on-da-road Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:09:08 GMT Hi everyone, im CREATURE and im new to this site and still have training wheels on my new cruiser, im looking forward to getting them off and hitting the road big time with some measure of confidence ha ha. i would love to hear from anyone who still has or remembers there training wheels so perhaps... Hi everyone, im CREATURE and im new to this site and still have training wheels on my new cruiser, im looking forward to getting them off and hitting the road big time with some measure of confidence ha ha. i would love to hear from anyone who still has or remembers there training wheels so perhaps they can help me roll on to my future adventure on the road.
CREATURE awaits your replies. ]]> creature https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/entry.php/2049-Creature-is-on-da-road